Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me at the Chinese Theater last night. Fortunately for us she brought her spacious ass. And that’s all that really matters. If someone told me Kim Kardashian could talk, I’d ask, “Why? Did her butt fall off and she’s trying to tell me where to find it?” Because that’s about the only good that could come from her talking. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I needed Kim to describe what her ass looked like, I guess she could do that too. I’m all about inspiring women to dream and achieve and whatever.
Photos: Getty Images
It has now become official, she is the sexiest women in the world. Esquire needs to change the results and name her the sexiest women because no one that I can think of is as beautiful and has an ass like her. Case closed, hands down, the badest women on the planet
#51. I agree
If I could have sex with her, you bet I would. And I am a straight female.
god DAMN! She’s HOT….what an ass…wow…DAMN!
#52, ditto. shes like the hottest shit i`ve ever seen
Fuck, that woman is amazing. Best-looking brunette on the planet.
She stands around in front of the camera, making everyone wait…..and then she bends over and drops that ass-bomb.
Yessss!
Wow she looks fat in those pics. She looks like she’s trying too hard.
Hit it? Not a chance. Her entire existence revolves around having a big butt (now matched by big tits) to attract equally clownish black guys, then let them literally treat her like a toilet. I’ll leave her to the masturbatory fantasies of check-to-check losers.
Is that Whoopie in pic #5?
damn the only people who don’t like her are the jealous females hah
The guy standing on the left in pic #7 looks just like Franco Nero.
@57 Wow, well said. There are burns and then there are fuckin’ infernos. Good post.
If you slap her huge ass hard enough the shockwave would stop time as we know it. Well, except for me because I’m awesome and I have a huge penis which would shield me from the blast. I could do things that really would made a difference in people lives like steal Britney’s Jack In The Box meal and Starbucks drink…
Aww fuck…who am I kidding. I’d hop over on my pegleg, put my eyepatch on and bury my face in her ass and go “ARR WHAR BE THE BOOTY”.
Then I’d wake up look at my plate and realize that my Long John Silver’s fish sticks smell funny.
Wow, good thougt into that response. Dude it’s ok to dig chicks and not feel compelled to like this gypsy whore/thief. That cunt isn’t pretty, and what’s worse she’s not even a good person.
Yum @ the ambiguous ethnic hotness of the Kim. So after 5 years of listening to chicks and bleeding heart commie-symp treehuggers whine about unrealistic, unfair body image role models for women (kate moss, elle macpherson, et al), not you get a girl who has a big ass and suddenly everyone calls her fat. Hi, I’m irony, nice to meet you.
shes got nice hair..
There’s a part of me that feels bad for her dad. One day he was a famous attorney…the next his daughter is a skanky whore who’s probably a colossal embarassment to him.
Hot? Nah. Some guys will fuck anything. Ask yourself this…would YOU stick your dick in a test tube at the CDC? No? Then why would u fuck a chick who was filmed gettin fucked by Ray Jay w/o a condom. If she were my daughter I would disown her via Text Message on her sidekick.
she has super erotically figures
http://www.x3virtual.com
Who is this ugly pig?
This girl is hot and I’m a straight female anyone who knocks her is a jealous woman or guy that wishes he was a woman.
She has to have set some kind of record for the fastest person ever to becoming a parody of themselves. nice work. now go away.
Someone called this ball of make up and hair extensions the best looking brunette on the planet. thats fucking hilarious.
I gotta go with Petra Nemcova or A. Lima, for starters..
blizzy – …”the next his daughter is a skanky whore who’s probably a colossal embarassment to him.”
Blizzy~ her dad is dead now. He was OJ’s attorney.
The Amazon girl is Kim’s sister (or brother- teehee). Her other sister is prettier. Her youngest sister is a half-sister~ Bruce Jenner is the dad.
I learned all this from watching ONE SHOW. Just one, I swear!
#6Hahahaaaaaaaaaa
DIRTY DISH TOWEL says it all!
#69
SHUT the Fuck UP KIM
You smelly fat fake whore
I don’t know, is Kim hot? Even if some blind fella with no sense of smell considers her a perfect 10, she would still lose 9 3/4 points just because the Erckel of R&B used her as a urinal.
she needs to jump in the sack with dennis rodman. he’ll straight her out.
JESUS CHRIST and GOOD LORD!! Such a woman is just a gift!! This girl is just my love. She looks so damn honest but her friend paris is definitely NOT. This girl must continue to show TITS, ASS and the rest of her body. But also being an complete honest girl……….and remaining that girl!!
Next issue of Playboy, you’ll get your wish.
I wonder if her ass has cellulite?
Cuz if it doesn’t, and that’s all muscle, that would truly be astonishing. Plus, she’d be able to run the 50 yard dash in 2 seconds.
ppl who worship this slut are retarded. her face was so busted before she got tons of plastic surgery and her huge fake ass is so pathetic. i hope she dies and i really mean it.
KIM remains a USED URINAL HOLE.
there is no redemption from that
Hey, I gots bigger tittys than Kimmy! Check out my tittys!
118. Mama Pinkus – October 28, 2007 1:18 AM
Just a shout-out to Texas Tranny – I’ve always thought I was brave just being a liberal in this piece of shit state. That you survive with a sense of humor – AWESOME
Thanks Mama,
Mostly I travel as TT under the cover of darkness, where I can conceal my true identity behind a fabulous dress, wig and make-up. Everyday though, I do wear a sign of TT – pretty panties, under my slacks.
here scum father defended and assisted OJ. NEVER FORGET
those two are the best looking trannies I’ve ever seen.
Nude pics are here………………
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH NO TALENT FAT ASS!
OMGGG!
shes so pretty ….. miiiiidle eastern women alwayss rrr [:/<3
Is she wearing a bathroom floor mat? It does look pretty good on her.
I seem to recall her being hideous when she first gained notoriety as a professional skank dog/STD sponge, though.
Another worthless, surgically manufactured, self-centered bimbo not even in a class of her own…Paris has cornered the market on useless, media whoring idiots. Nothing to see here….let’s keep it moving.
She looks really pretty in pic 11, but she also looks like she leads with her boobs. She needs to hunch a little, it’s just not normal…
=)
hr eyes are so big, i like her hair very much, she has a dood figure. but she has a account on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. is she lonely? who knows.
NOT SURE IF THAT ASS IS REAL OR NOT…BUT I THINK I’M GOING WITH “NAY” HOWEVER KIM IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND I CAN;T BELEIVE THAT SOME OF YOU ARE DENYING HER THAT BUT IF THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF THEN KEEP ON HATIN….U CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO’S UGLY……………SHE’S VERY ATTRACTIVE YOU GO KIM
NOT SURE IF THAT ASS IS REAL OR NOT…BUT I THINK I’M GOING WITH “NAY” HOWEVER KIM IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND I CAN;T BELEIVE THAT SOME OF YOU ARE DENYING HER THAT BUT IF THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF THEN KEEP ON HATIN….U CAN ALWAYS TELL WHO’S UGLY……………SHE’S VERY ATTRACTIVE YOU GO KIM
Kim Kardashian is too HOT !! Here’s a few more sexy pics of her for you to enjoy…. I know I did:
http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/11/kim-kardashian.html
kloe isnt even close to looken like man for all those who say she does, like they say takes one to know one.so stop haten just cause you aint shit .no one could judge anyone but god. peace