Kim Kardashian attended the LA premiere of Somebody Help Me at the Chinese Theater last night. Fortunately for us she brought her spacious ass. And that’s all that really matters. If someone told me Kim Kardashian could talk, I’d ask, “Why? Did her butt fall off and she’s trying to tell me where to find it?” Because that’s about the only good that could come from her talking. Or maybe if there was a blackout and I needed Kim to describe what her ass looked like, I guess she could do that too. I’m all about inspiring women to dream and achieve and whatever.
Photos: Getty Images
Duchess of Dork | October 26, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Awesome. Love the badonkadonk.
FIRST! | October 26, 2007 at 3:46 pm
woot
dan | October 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm
can we officially name this website the Kim Kardashian worship blog? because that’s all it has become and that’s all i want it to be. i love you Kim. please continue dressing skimpily and going to any place there might be a photographer.
PunkA | October 26, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I love this place. It is here we can ridicule and torment the talentless that drag down our society. I mean if KK wanted to prove her real worth to society, she’d do porn fulltime. Instead, she continues to dress horribly and get paid to do so.
PunkA | October 26, 2007 at 3:53 pm
In photo #8 and #9, is that her borhter in drag with her at the movie? Dude is scary.
Whinemaker | October 26, 2007 at 3:55 pm
My great-granny used to have a bunch of dishtowels made from exactly the same material as her dress … who knew?! I could have scavenged them and prolly sold ‘em to the arbiters of high fashion and good taste for lots ‘n lots o’ money…
BigBoneDaddy | October 26, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I banged her in the ass once.
It threw me against a wall.
MindRiot | October 26, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Anyone notice that her and her posse ALWAYS wear basically the same stuff or dress alike? Another professional party goer, yay.
liz | October 26, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Honestly? I think this ass is disgusting and fat. Just like her.
kirsten dunst | October 26, 2007 at 4:01 pm
another worthless worthless celebrity. i hate america.
Phaimus | October 26, 2007 at 4:02 pm
whooptiedoo!
me | October 26, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Yeah my aunt had a rug like that in her bathroom.
Grace | October 26, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Who the hell is this person? Is she like The Hills girls who’re only famous because they’re rich and on reality TV?
Gack69 | October 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
PunkA, I was just going to ask who the tranny is with her.
fudgie | October 26, 2007 at 4:22 pm
It it me or does she resemble Chyna Doll??
toadmunch | October 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm
bet you $50 she STINKS, if you know what I mean. Fat rear, no doubt.
Chick Crack | October 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Actually, it was an open house for her butt. She’ s now accepting renters.
Fai | October 26, 2007 at 4:37 pm
The pit stain on her galpal is hot.
If you’re prone to underarm sweat, keep your goddamn arms down like the nasty orangutan that you are.
mrs.t | October 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Agree with everyone who noted that the “sister” is a pre-op tranny.
And Kim better work that ass for everything she can get. By age 30 it will be dragging on the floor. She’ll need a P.A.C. -Professional Ass Carrier.
Harry | October 26, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Everytime I see another E Channel created celeb like this brings me closer to understanding why Al Qaeda hates us.
AmazonWomanSex | October 26, 2007 at 4:45 pm
IN pictures 8 & 9 who is that Amazon Woman putting the moves on my sugar baby? She scares me worse than an overdose of heroin.
Faye | October 26, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I have always wondered, who is this woman??? What is she famous for??? She shows up to places and her picture is taken. Is she the ethnic Paris Hilton or something?
Then I see she gets a TV show. Who is this woman and why should I give a fuck about her family?
Auntie Kryst | October 26, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I see the goat sheppardess has an assistant from the village over. She strong like bull.
Riotboy | October 26, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Kim K. > All
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Ript1&0 | October 26, 2007 at 4:55 pm
YAY for Kim! Thankfully I’ve never heard her speak either. And as long as I continue to never watch TV, I can continue to worship her giant ass and not picture how dumb she must be.
I think the Amazon chick is her sister. But it could be anyone, really. When you have an ass like that you get all kinds of unwelcome advances… believe me.
No no no | October 26, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I read that these pictures are from a movie premiere she attended. Was she the lucky 10th caller?
opie | October 26, 2007 at 5:06 pm
What has she ever done and why is everyone so inFATuated with her?…she is FUGLY and VAPID
mrs.t | October 26, 2007 at 5:07 pm
She should leave the Coogi-wearing to Cliff Huxtable and Anthony Munoz.
Kayla | October 26, 2007 at 5:11 pm
doesn’t anyone else on here remember when she used to be ugly?
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Dig the boots. Dig the tits. Hate the ass.
BunnyButt | October 26, 2007 at 5:13 pm
5 & 21, I’m pretty sure that’s Texas Tranny with kim. Am I right, TT?
???? MISS UNIVERSE ???? | October 26, 2007 at 5:29 pm
It is amazing how the glamorous life goes on in some parts of LA – but just a few miles away it is like a living hell
BunnyButt | October 26, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Mmmm, on the other hand, TT would know to dress better. Looks like they’re doing a Britney thing – shirts with no pants.
BunnyButt | October 26, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Auntie, sounds like you’ve been watching ‘Rome’.
Auntie Kryst | October 26, 2007 at 5:38 pm
@34 How’d you know? Too funny, good observation. Seriously whenever I look at this chick I just picture her in a peasant skirt with a babushka peddling for change as her gypsy kin steal wallets.
shnoobz | October 26, 2007 at 5:39 pm
who’s the huge guy?
allyrising | October 26, 2007 at 6:03 pm
That is one huge bitch!
#18 – Good catch.
Pilatunes | October 26, 2007 at 6:16 pm
God, would this talentless bitch just disappear once and for all.
Oh wait, the chewing gum biz would crash. (If you notice, she’s always chewing gum. I think she has halitosis.)
And I never really thought having a fat ass was such a virtue.
KK FUCK OFF!
scooter | October 26, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Amazon girl forgot her anti-perspirant that day.
www.teambritney.com | October 26, 2007 at 6:49 pm
this is the hottest girl right now hands down…
Soy | October 26, 2007 at 6:50 pm
she wanted to look like a striped cow?
cowslut
Nitsua | October 26, 2007 at 6:55 pm
WHAT A FAT TRAIN
her & her buddy can’t balance on their boos
isitin | October 26, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I wouldn’t fuck this hairy thing with your dick……………..
Nitsua | October 26, 2007 at 6:56 pm
boots
Pablo | October 26, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Mmm… I want to be friends with Kim’s ass!
k | October 26, 2007 at 7:19 pm
#21, that’s Kloe and she is fucking hot!
International House of Pancakes | October 26, 2007 at 7:19 pm
She’d be okay if she had a little more meat on that bony ass of hers.
Amy | October 26, 2007 at 7:31 pm
OK…. but who’s the tranny she’s with….
wow | October 26, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Im going to build a home on her ass and raise my children there…..they will have plenty of room to rome and play.
ha. | October 26, 2007 at 8:12 pm
this girl looks like a bratz doll gone wrong.
ew.