These are shots of Kim Kardashian poolside at her house in a bikini/swimsuit while filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I’m starting to think the title of the show is a jab at Kim’s inability to keep up with her family when they’re out shopping. “Wait, up, guys. *huff* *huff *huff* Ooh, Cinnabon. Hey, c’mon, guys. *huff* I just sat on a little kid. *huff* I think he’s hurt. *huff* Mall security is shooting at me but the bullets just ricochet into the crowd. Not the pretzel guy! Jorge, NO! *huff* C’mon, guys! Stop laughing!”
NOTE: I’m kidding, of course. She’s a beautiful full-figured woman that I’d totally take out for a romantic dinner – at Bonanza.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Rob | April 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm
There is absolutely nothing wrong with thinking a fat chick is hot. Different strokes for different folks!
Right now I’m going to stroke to Kim’s beautiful fattiness!
dude | April 9, 2008 at 6:57 pm
vapid cunt.
I just wanted to be #100.
Jon | April 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm
#96
I agee. Kim is fat and fat chicks can be hot too. I just hope she does not get any fatter.
m | April 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I still think she’s unbelievably beautiful. She has the most gorgeous hair ever!
And yeah too, a killer rack
Jane | April 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm
First things first. Take notice that you have not yet seen Kim wearing a bikini WITHOUT a wrap over herself. Next thing, who the FUCK styles their hair and wears full out makeup to lounge around in a swim suit? Your on a reality show, make it look REALISTIC. And yah, she does look like shes gaining weight, shes sooo short whatever weight she gains will either go already to her size F boobs, or her God forbid her ass, and of course her flabby stomach. She should really cool off the donuts.
Sara | April 9, 2008 at 7:00 pm
My mom use to be 5’3″ and 100 pounds. After having 4 kids she has a figure like Kim. I call my mom Kim Jr and she just laughs.
Deb | April 9, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I use to be fat like Kim and hated it. I always covered my fat ass too when wearing a bathing suit. I saw a PETA video and was totally disgusted with the inhumane treament of animals. I went vegetarian and lost all my weight. I am the same height as Kim and now weigh 115 pounds.
Steven | April 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm
You can tell what size Kim’s breasts really are by looking at her sister. Her sister definitely weighs less than Kim.
Pete | April 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm
#85 has serious issues. It has to be Kim or someone that has a shape like Kim.
Karen Understanding | April 9, 2008 at 7:09 pm
The people are very angry at their gods.
amma | April 9, 2008 at 7:11 pm
F.A.T. oh, and ps> pretty much ALL fat chicks have big boobs. Oh, but they’re surrounded by fat. Yuck.
Jaffo | April 9, 2008 at 7:11 pm
The fatter this nasty skank gets, the prouder Reggie Bush is of being behind her fat, cottage cheese ass. Treat it like you rented it, Reggie! Fucking gross….
Faye | April 9, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I have a figure like Kim and I know I am fat but some guys like it and it works for me. I can eat anything I want and I love to eat just like Kim. Unfortunately my doctor told me that I have high blood pressure and must start practicing a heathly life style or face serious health problems. It is too bad that being fat is unhealthy.
Rachel | April 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I have a friend that has a figure like Kim and it is a pain going out with her. Everytime we get ready to go out she has to touch up her make up and change 10 times. She asks me if this girdle makes her butt look big and I lie and tell her no because I want to go out and party. When we go to the pool she wears a lot of make up like Kim and gets mad when kids accidentially splash water on her face. She hates to go to the snack bar because she has to cover her bottom like Kim so I have to get everything. Sometimes I have to make 2-3 trips because of all the junk food she orders. I prefer fruit and water while I’m at the pool to stay hydrated.
anizy | April 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so lovely figure.
Zack | April 9, 2008 at 7:23 pm
I love fat chicks because my babysitter was fat and gave it to me good. When I closed my eyes and licked her thighs, I could feel the cellulite and it turned me on.
James | April 9, 2008 at 7:23 pm
She’s so damn hot. I want her.
Well played #110 | April 9, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Funny!
Ash | April 9, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Seriously… #114 what the hell? was there a point to that? cause I’m pretty sure you sound like a retarded kid that just ate the glue sticks… keep the bitter, pointless stories for your myspace blog…otherwise why don’t you contribute to the real conversation with some witty banter, or atleast something completel rendom and unrelated, atleast then we could laugh a bit…. thanks
p.s.- um yay females! does it really matter what they look like, as long as they are functional? I mean really… think about it, dudes aren’t good for anything but sperm and support, you can go to a bank for sperm and get a bra for support. However you can’t really substitute a vagina with much…. ya know beastiality being illegal and all
yum | April 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Bottom line, she’s the hottest woman in the world, and Superfish makes a lot of (and by a lot, I mean all straight ones) day everytime he posts about Kim motherfuckinghot Kardashian.
heather | April 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
So…I have a similar body shape to hers (except for her extremely large ass) and this is exactly why you would NEVER catch me in this type of bathing suit. UGH!
This photo reminds me that I MUST get to the gym ;)
mafme | April 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
There’s nothing I love more than skinny, flabby arms, hail damaged legs, and a flabby gut. That is so friggin arousing.
yum | April 9, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Bottom line, she’s the hottest woman in the world, and Superfish makes a lot of (and by a lot, I mean all straight ones) its male readers day everytime he posts about Kim motherfuckinghot Kardashian.
Robin | April 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
lol @ 34
It’s probably Kim, or her mom calling the pudge beautiful. Remember she googles herself regularly. That’s probably why she was the “number 1 google search last week, guys”. I love her show so I know this. You should youtube “kardashian madtv” their skit was HILARIOUS.
she's FINE as hell | April 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
The truth is that all of you know she’s one of the hottest and most beautiful chicks you’ll see in your life, doesn’t matter if it’s in person, in a picture, in a movie, magazine or whatever.
Harry | April 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm
#119
I found her story amusing #114.
You must be the self appointed Superficial comment police lol!
she's FINE as hell | April 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm
The truth is that all of you know that she’s one of the hottest and most beautiful women you’ll see in your whole life (and I mean in your whole life, it doesn’t matter if it’s in person, in a picture, in a movie, in a magazine or whatever).
That’s why men are in love with her and chicks hate her and are crazy jealous of her.
Wayne | April 9, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Fat bottom girls are hot. I’m not into breasts but I love big butts! Kim has a hot huge bottom! I think it is sexy when a fat bottom female walks and her big bottom jiggles. I wish Kim would not cover her huge sexy bottom while wearing a bathing suit. So what if she has cellulite and a jiggly bottom; it’s all good to me!
Jim McKay | April 9, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Anyone clocking how fast these posts are coming in? Kim’s fat.
90210 | April 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
ALL YOU CHICKS ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE MEN FIND HER FAT BODY SEXY!
I want her | April 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Kim please would you marry me?
Here for the funny comments about fatty Kim | April 9, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I look forward to reading more funny posts about Kim.
Good Night All!
lmao, how lame can some jealous women be? | April 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
#123, yup, because out of all the millions and millions of people who use the internet in the world and the billions of searches that are done by millions of people all over the world, one person has the ability to make herself the #1 most googled keyword in the world just by googling herself. why don’t you start googling yourself and keep doing it all day long and all month long and all year long? you’ll see that still no one would care about you and you wouldn’t even be the #999999999999999 most searched keyword on google. I guess Kim has super powers though.
Get over it jealous bitch, she’s the hottest woman in the world and the whole world is in love with her, you are too, that’s why you’re so obsessed with her that you feel the need to watch her TV show even though you hate her and your jealousy of her revolts you, yet you can’t stop talking about her and thinking of her. Go kill yourself now pathetic jealous bitch. She’s awesome and you suck at life, get over it.
lmao, how lame can some jealous women be? | April 9, 2008 at 7:48 pm
#124 (sorry 123, not you), yup, because out of all the millions and millions of people who use the internet in the world and the billions of searches that are done by millions of people all over the world, one person has the ability to make herself the #1 most googled keyword in the world just by googling herself. why don’t you start googling yourself and keep doing it all day long and all month long and all year long? you’ll see that still no one would care about you and you wouldn’t even be the #999999999999999 most searched keyword on google. I guess Kim has super powers though.
Get over it jealous bitch, she’s the hottest woman in the world and the whole world is in love with her, you are in love with her too, that’s why you’re so obsessed with her that you feel the need to watch her TV show even though you hate her and your jealousy of her revolts you, yet you can’t stop talking about her and thinking of her. Go kill yourself now pathetic jealous bitch. She’s awesome and you suck at life, get over it.
LEEGOT5ONIT@YAHOO.COM | April 9, 2008 at 7:52 pm
HATERS KEEP ON HATING YALL BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB SO FAR, THATS WHY SHE HAS A TV SHOW, THATS WHY SHES BANGING FINE ASS REGGIE BUSH, WHO CARES ABOUT A SEX TAPE, THATS HER (WAS ) BUSINESS AND YALL WAS UP IN THAT TOO, AND SHE GETTING PAID OFF YALL DUMB DUMB’S SO KEEP HER NAME IN YO MOUTH CAUSE SHE JUST SITTING BACK WIT HER NICE FAT ASS COLLECTING MO MONEY AND YALL STAY BROKE , AND UP ON HERE HATING ON HER, THATS WHY SHE GOT WAY MORE CLASS THAN ANY OF YOU PUT TOGETHER. AND YALL TALKING BOUT HER RIGHT NOW, KEEP ON TALKING IT JUST GETS HER MO MONEY MO MONEY HAHAHAHA YALL SO STUPID. FAT OR SKINNY BIG SMALL UGLY PRETTY, YOU SAVAGE BEASTS CANT WAIT TO TEAR SOMONE UP, JUST HATE TO SEE SOMEONE ON TOP, AND YOU JUST GOTTA TRY AND BRINGEM DOWN, GOOD LUCK SHE AINT TRIPPEN ON YALL WHO FREAKING CARES???…YOU DO!……YOU WILL NEVER BE HER AND DEEP DOWN INSIDE IT KILLS YA, YALL THE ONES WHO ARE BUSTED. TORE UP! BROKE DOWN! BET IF SHE HAD A GARAGE SALE YOU WOULD WORK THAT SHIT OVER.
Trigga | April 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm
#119
…but where do you think the sperm comes from? Storks?
Prison Guard | April 9, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Inmate 135 log off that computer now! 135! Rasheed Johnson – off the computer! You’re supposed to only use it to contact your attorney.
Clean it up! | April 9, 2008 at 8:01 pm
This is something some of you will only see once in a lifetime…
A planet being formed.
meanmofo | April 9, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I just rubbed one out….
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Reed Rothchild | April 9, 2008 at 8:09 pm
FAT! Case Closed!
Reggie Bush is a loser if he can’t do better than a fat chick who takes urine facials.
Drundel | April 9, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Here is the difference, Marisa Miller = full figured and hot, Kim Kardashian = fatty-fat fat fat.
/end
Corlyss | April 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Beautiful face, but “curvy” women are best kept clothed. Besides, where’s the mystery if you’re flaunting it on public television?
Oh, right…. isn’t she the one that let that black guy piss on her? Classy.
Smitty | April 9, 2008 at 8:18 pm
WTF is with all the kardashian publicity? every third article it seems. is she paying for superficial time? plus she goes in to each post to say, “KIM IS SO HOT!”…
You keep feeding the attention whores, they keep getting fatter.
total_pimp | April 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm
@ 15, 16, and 29
wow u fags must be pretty lonly with no sluts to suck ur cock
why u find moldy cottage cheese girls to be of sexual intrest scares me… and 4 ur own sake, i hope you find a decent whore to fuck in good time
until then, keep dreamin of cottage cheese!
Lokis | April 9, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Bla bla bla got tired of reading the hate mail. Ok Keemy’s fat, teh pity and teh shame and teh obvious. Thats why only the negros will make the water on her face.
Other than that; to every chub chaser out there:
I AM FOUR HAJILLION POUNDS!! I REST MY EARS ON MY ASS AND PAY THIRTY ARABIAN MEN TO WHIPE MY BUM WHEN I MAKE POO ON MYSELF. FOR THE BEST (and last) THIRTY FOUR MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE CALL ME FOR SOME HOT ANAL!!
-Loki
p.s. I would have sex with her right breast though; look at that pushy little muther fucker!!
total_pimp | April 9, 2008 at 8:30 pm
WOW. totally…. WOW.
i dunno what to say to THAT one #34
its obvious that ur either a fat whore trying to make yourself feel better by calling urself “curvy” and ‘fat’ like KK not FAT like north American females
im guessing ur not n. American u prejudice bitch
it is possible for n. American women to be curvy, skinny, and cottege-cheeseless so get over urself
WOULD U LIKE SOME STRAWBERRY JAM TO GO WIT DAT COTTAGE CHEESE BYTCH?
Me | April 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm
OMG!!!!! She really put on a whole lotta weight in a very short time. I thought she was sexy in the sex tape, but that was what? 2 years ago? She had to have put on like 30lbs since then. The gym is your friend Kim, don’t fear it, embrace it.
Nikes | April 9, 2008 at 8:55 pm
There has to be a compromise between nasty sticks like Sophie Monk and nasty chubs like Kim. Kim would be bangin if she lost a few and toned up.
david | April 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar women site intimatemingle.c om and
she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us.
Mellie | April 9, 2008 at 8:59 pm
is it just me or did that spammer not come on today? Where is the usual;
“oh my god did u hear she is on that dating site called bigtallanddarkies.com”
….i never thought i’d miss them :(