These are shots of Kim Kardashian poolside at her house in a bikini/swimsuit while filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I’m starting to think the title of the show is a jab at Kim’s inability to keep up with her family when they’re out shopping. “Wait, up, guys. *huff* *huff *huff* Ooh, Cinnabon. Hey, c’mon, guys. *huff* I just sat on a little kid. *huff* I think he’s hurt. *huff* Mall security is shooting at me but the bullets just ricochet into the crowd. Not the pretzel guy! Jorge, NO! *huff* C’mon, guys! Stop laughing!”
NOTE: I’m kidding, of course. She’s a beautiful full-figured woman that I’d totally take out for a romantic dinner – at Bonanza.
Photos: INFdaily.com
@34- The only reason she’s hourglass is because she got implants. Otherwise she would just be another pear shaped loser in your eyes. What’s exotic about implants? I won’t even respond to the rest of of your post, I’ll just wait til Kim dies from heart disease or a heart attack just like the rest of the obese people of the world, or even skinny people, that aren’t physically active. Isn’t there something terribly unattractive about a woman being a total lazy slob?
You people have no right to criticize her! It’s just bad camera angles. Plus, she got caught in a really bad hailstorm just minutes before this picture was taken.
She’s obviously hugely insecure about her mommy tummy & dimpled thighs (until the next trip to the plastic surgeon, don’t worry KK, the paps will have before & after photos to compare). That sash goes right around where the jiggles are located.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her until my dick was raw (condom of course, esp. after she fucked & sucked Ray J or DJ or MC MuthaFucka or whatever the fuck his tribal name is….)
@34
If I woke up with Kim’s huge body I would be in severe depression. I take pride in eating right most of the time, exercising regularly, having a nice rack for my petite body, shapely bottom, and shapely legs. Kim is 5’3 and probably weighs 175 pounds right now. I am 5’2″ and weigh 106 pounds. You have every right to find fat, I mean curvy women attractive, but most people on this site find her fat and unattractive.
That broad is fat. I’m sure lots of people are going to respond with something like:
1) It’s just because you’re a little twerp and can’t handle a real woman (I’m 6’3)
2) Why do white men always say girls are fat when they’re phat?
3) She’s not fat, she’s natural!
4) Mwwfhf Mwwffff, mwff mwfffhg ghfm! (someone who has their head up Kardashian’s ass)
Give me someone hot and athletic like Hayden Panettiere, or just anyone who won’t be looking for a twinkie or a cupcake halfway into sex.
What this fat hairy towelhead is a Twins fan? I’m moving the team back to DC.
I am sure someone has said this, but I am not reading all of these posts. If you painted her suit lime green she’d look just like Borat.
I wanna eat her pussy
Jesus Christ! That’s some serious hotness. This woman is the hottest celebrity in the world. I love this kind of women, exotic looking, with a pretty face and really dark hair and eyes, latin and dark looking. (I know she’s not latin people, but she looks latin). I think girls like that are the hottest thing on Earth. She puts the hottest blonde in the world to shame with her brunette hotness.
She’s a typical “full figured” girl with a very pretty face. Everything’s big – facial features, boobs, butt. It creates an impression of beauty combined with over-the-top sexiness. But…let’s say you do get lucky enough to fuck her (or you’re simply a black guy with a full bladder, in which case it’s “go time” in every sense of the expression). If the lighting is dim, it might be wonderful, although she seems so empty…who knows. Anyway, eventually she gets up fully naked in full lighting. She can’t shoot directly upright from lying down, so you see her in profile sitting on the edge of the bed before she stands up. You can’t help but notice that her belly is fat, her arms are fat, she has fat rolls midway up her back, and when her legs are curled up a little they’re completely covered in cellulite dimples. When she gets up, she jiggles everywhere while she walks, and not in a good way like when she’s dressed up – it’s more flopping than bouncing. And of course, in Kim’s case there’s the body hair and the smell.
Other than that, she’s hot.
@@59
I love hot fat ass chicks too! They are so soft and I love spanking their bottom during sex and watching it jiggle. Kim does not have muscle in her bottom but plenty of cushion for the pushing!
Cracking tits. Do they come separately by any chance?
she’s the hottest woman in the world
#59 – Why don’t you try Oprah……I hear she’s single….she has the same body that KK has…….and oh yeah…..she’s dark.
Are people (like #59) trolling, or does Kim actually employ “assistants” who visit blogs and write raves for her? It looks like the latter. I suppose if you have no talent and are famous for no good reason, you need to maintain a full-court press or the bubble may pop. Or, the bubblebutt, in Kim’s case.
She’s wearing a sarong…..thats a fatgirl trick
I want to milk her while she milks me…ohhhh kinky!
#55
You sound hot and I bet you know how to push yourself from the plate. I love tall men but I’m married.
#57
lol!
She would look like a fat Borat lol!
@65
Kim actually googles herself and reads all the comments because this is what she said on her reality show. I bet Kim is #34.
Kim has a lot of time to cruise the Internet.
Awesome! Tonight’s wank-a-thon is going to be really fun. I can’t wait to get home! I think I’ll pick up some extra vaseline on the way.
Fat bitch. Who apparently also doubles as a urinal if you ask nicely. And to everyone saying she is curvy and sexy, know this: if she didn’t have massive tits you would think she was fat. Are you blind? Can’t you see the nasty cellulite? The fact that she is so disproportionate hides the fact that she is F A T.
lmao@”Cracking tits. Do they come separately by any chance?”
A very common wish, especially when it comes to celebs.
There’s no question that Kim Kardashian is fucking hot. She’s sooooooo hot she makes other chicks want to kill themselves and go crazy of jealousy and shit, like we can see on this site. Their boyfriends are probably jerking off to pictures of Kim Kardashian while they type that she’s fat and ugly and hairy and smelly and gross for fucking black guys and other pathetic desperate and sad shit. Some of them even write here pretending they’re men.
But, honestly, what these desperate jealous bitches don’t realize is that any man who doesn’t get an erection by looking at Kim and who doesn’t think Kim is at least fucking hot, is simply GAY.
#65
Kim is only a bubble butt when she wears her industrial strength girdle with butt pads. When she is not wearing her girdle; she has a fat wide ass that jiggles when she walks. This is why she always covers her huge ass and thighs when she wears a swim suit.
I TOLD YOU BUTTHOLES months ago SHE IS FFFFAAAATTTTT. I also said I bet she STINKS – like most whales, she accentuates her cleavage and wears TONS of makeup to hide the fact she is about 40 pounds overweight, probably eats tons of fast, fatty food, and doesn’t exercise…
Damn, brutality on the fatness people… I say we focus on her intellecuality and personality… her economic valor and relentless charitable nature …. oh wait… ahahahaha it’s kim kardashian.. my bad
#55
So you’re a tall skinny dude with a tiny little weiner. Guy like you crack me up. You know you’d be hitting on KK if you ever saw her for real, if you weren’t too nervous.
Bye!
@73
Kim’s fatness is so hot!
I wish she would quit hiding her huge ass and show the cameras her big cellulilte jiggling bottom because it is a major turn on for me.
Kim has gotten fatter and I say the fatter the better!
These are my favorite pics of Kim because she has gotten fatter.
She probably eats 3,000 calories a day to maintain her hot fatness!
Keep up the great work and eat more Kim and get fatter because it turns me on so much!
what’s funny is that these pathetic jealous bitches want to tell us what’s hot and what’s not and what a hot body is (or they wish it were) or isn’t (or they wish it wasn’t). roflol. yup, keep dreaming fatties, while your boyfriends keep jerking of to kim.
I LOVE TO CHASE THE CHUB.
#79
I agree. These in shape women are jealous of Kim’s fat body. They wish they had no will power and ate as much as Kim. It is hard work eating and eating and eating and maintaining her huge fat ass, huge fat thighs, and huge fat hips. These jealous chicks that have hot bodies should quit exercising and eating right so they can have a hot fat body like Kim.
@ 79 – Come on. Give the boyfriends a little credit. I’m sure they aren’t all desperate enough to jerk off to a walrus with big tits. I mean, if that’s your thing, it’s totally cool. Just saying, it isn’t for everyone.
number 54 said – I am 5’2″ and weigh 106 pounds. You have every right to find fat, I mean curvy women attractive, but most people on this site find her fat and unattractive.
Got news for you tubby; if you’re 5’2″ and 106 pounds, you’re fat. You need to lose 8-10 lbs. Seriously.
To quote “American Dad (sorry about that),” she has lunch lady arms.
If that pathetic chick that keeps posting on every Kim Kardashian post under 74938257923750297507 different unsernames (most of the time pretending she’s a guy, maybe she has gender issues) feels so good about herself like she says on her comments and thinks that Kim is so fat and disgusting, then why is she so insanely jealous of Kim that she feels the need to insult her and post 8498428824 hate comments on her every post pretending to be different dudes and trying to troll the people that like Kim? oh, because she doesn’t feel any good about herslef, actually, she hates herself, and knows that Kim is the ultimate hotness, and knows that her boyfriend also knows that Kim is the ultimate hotness and appreciates Kim’s hotness very much. Hahahahahaha. Does it hurt much to look at Kim and see that much hotness, ugly jealous bitch? Does it hurt much to think about how hard your boyfriend cums jerking off to Kim and knowing he feels sorry for himself for having someone as pathetic and ugly as you as a girlfriend and dreams he could have a girl like Kim? muahahahahahahahaha
I’ll bet Kim would lose a pound or two if she would just shave her back.
Did anyone pee on her during the filming of this segment? Now, thats a TV show! I’d even watch it…
@83-Oh, please. 5’2″ and 106 pounds is perfectly healthy. Dropping to 96 pounds would make her underweight.
This girl needs to start excercising.
Who is she? (We don’t know this girl here in Europe.)
Fat Ugly Bitch!!!!
@88
lol!
No person said she needs to be 96 pounds but she does need to lose 55 pounds!
Thank you thank you thank you. Hi-res please!
@85
I agree that Kim is so hot that she needs to cover her huge ass when she wears a bathing suit. What hot chick covers her ass while wearing a bathing suit?
ANSWER:
NONE
I dunno, I think she’s getting bigger.
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@91- Oh, no, I wasn’t talking about Kim. I was taking about who #83 was responding to.
Kim IS fat.
And she is an unbelievably gorgeous woman.
Who has the common sense to wear tasteful clothes that complement her figure.
I think she’s beautiful.
@88
Sorry my bad; you were defending the fit chick and not the fat chick Kim.
#77, I’ve decided to translate your post for you:
Mwwwfffhghhh mmmwfffggghhhh, mwggg, mwff. Your head is so far up Kim’s enormous ass that you can probably see what she had for breakfast, which appears to be a small town.
And I’m not skinny, I’m a mixed martial artist.
Curtis- Yeah, I was. I would never defend a fat cow with cellulite on her arms.
Side note: I bet the makeup adds about 30 pounds.
#83
lol!
You must like anorexic chicks. My anorexic friends think I’m fat too lol! If I weighed 96 pounds then I would have a boyish shape and my shapely ass would be gone and my shapely legs would be skinny, and my 34C rack would be a 34B.