Kim Kardashian bends over

June 28th, 2007 // 187 Comments
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I have no idea what Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire life, but I’m still completely fascinated by her. Her ass is like a medical mystery. They could write entire television shows about it, where a grumpy doctor would spend an hour every week trying to figure out just what the hell is going on with that thing. And at the end of every episode right before he’s about to solve the case they cut to a suspicious looking guy in a trench coat rubbing his handlebar mustache. Then the music goes DUM DUM DUM and it says “To be continued…”


  1. Fatty girl

    What? Are they 12? Wearing the same outfit as your BFF? Give me a break!

  2. star69

    I wouldn’t want to piss her off. I imagine what it would be like if she pinned you down and sat on you for a long, loud fart straight ino your face. DO NOT PISS HER OFF people. This is a warning. No one could survive something that drastic. You have more of a chance of surviving a hurricane as big as Katrina or a big Tsunami than that.
    By the time she is done farting in your face with THAT ASS it’s over. You’re long gone.

  3. StoneRose

    Enough with the velour leisure suits already! Both of ‘em!

    She must be a “guido” or “gina”, depending what side of the N.A. border you’re on.

    That reminds me…’blue and green should never be seen’. Especially here.

  4. Hagar7

    I don’t think they’re implants because they look so damned awkward — her ass looks like it’s been borrowed from another body (Frankenbutt). After having such a good job done on her nose and boobs, I can’t imagine that that she’d have paid someone good money to provide her with a too low, lopsided badunkadunk. But if you’ve ever looked in the back of Ebony magazine, among others, you’ll see the butt padding panties that I think she’s wearing. And maybe she’s stuffed a Thanksgiving turkey back there as well.

  5. JackUup

    That butt is SOO fake…those are implants… does NOT even look right.. she should get a refund

  6. karina

    How is this important? How in the hell is she? She is pretty but who is she? and how is her bending over important? I like celebrity gossip but the problem is that she is not a celebrity neither is
    Paris her BFF. This woman is need of some attention look at her just shaking that big ass. She is so disgustiing. She just did a porn video to get attention from the paparazzi. This woman is so annoying and stupid.

  7. Kelly

    Grosssssssssss look at her hugeeeeeeee assssss.

  8. mary jane

    gross. surgery.

  9. Ally

    i was totally hoping for a joke about house

  10. Just saying

    How can you have such a BIG BUTT with slim legs–She’s an Idiot—She looks DEFORMED

    I can’t wait to see who she dates NEXT, it won’t be a TOP Black Male celebrity, maybe a D-Lister who wants some ATTENTION.

  11. This chick is beautiful. I would suck every drop of Middle Eastern cum outta her and then spit it back in her pussy and then resuck it out of her pussy. She is so fine. After that, I’d do Jimbo. I have always had a crush on Jimbo. I really don’t care who he’s with, because I am a whore and it just doesn’t matter to me. call me, Jimbo.

  12. HR Smoke 'N' Stuff

    @ 151 – ‘It’s like totally the IN thing to like match your BFF.’ **VOMIT**

    Nice point Fatty girl.

  13. BB

    They act like they’ve never seen an ass before…I mean compared to all the stick figured women that annoying ask how big their butt looks, it’s a big bubble butt. Get over it, it’s the f-in pockets that make it look bigger! Are we done with this crap?? Where’s the real gossip?

  14. bri_fari

    lordy lordy,that is some epic armenian cheek meat.

  15. Spiraticus

    What’s that big thing following her?? Oh, nevermind it’s her ass.

  16. Al Hogar

    Trust me, I’m no homophobe…lets just say far from it…but its pretty funny to me to see a bunch of bile-spitting queens who probably puke up a damn shrimp cocktail yap shit about a healthy girl with exactly the kind of ass that any real man dreams of…

    Eat some food, you jealous won’t-ever-bes.

    Thats an ass…you don’t qualify.

  17. Lindsay

    That ass belongs on a 300LB fat chick! Very Odd…. What’s up the matching velour outfits?! and flip-flops and white shirts.. what the hell.. Twiddle-De & Twiddle-Dum?

  18. moleface

    I’d let her sit on my face.
    Except, she’d probably try to pee on it.

  19. #168
    You are a nasty little boy, but you are funny. However, I think this girl would give you germs.

  20. biggezt fattezt azzezt ever
    ugliezt, fartiezt, whorezt,
    piece of shittizt ever..

  21. Snatchit

    Vertically she’s 5’1″… Horizontally she’s 5’5″.

  22. Ally

    that is one disprortionate ass if i was a guy id want a woman with a proportionate nice body not pounds of meat on her back. what a

  23. Jill

    I don’t get it. It’s not a sexy ghetto booty, it’s not even a big ass. It’s the ass of a 300lb woman on a normal sized girl. She needs to stop wearing tight velour sweatsuits. Sick!

  24. kim

    I hate her, she’s trashy, she’s bagged all of the hip hop scum in Hollywood, but I’ve got to hand it to her– her ass is sexy. I’m a very jealous black woman lol, but I still think she’s trash.

  25. peter wheter the magical pussy eater

    Hey Kim you keep doing what your doing.I think your hot as hell! And id date you any day of the week.And your ass is a black mans dream id love to hit it from the back nice and slow and deep.

  26. Dizzybenny

    break out the lawnmower shes covered in grass.

  27. jackin off

    I would slide my cock in her big sexy ass and then just pound it till I cum in it.

  28. Bear

    Yall just mad cuz she gave that ass to a Black Man

  29. chak007

    Kim is the hottest girl in Hollywood. Shes nice, innocent and hot to boot..y!

  30. Rob

    Her ugly green outfit matches her ugly green vaginal infection. *gag*

  31. Margie

    Why are you people so jealous??? You know you wish you had her ass… Jealous hoesssss

  32. ManOfShoe

    man that ass so big i gotta write a rhyme:
    ass so wide you can see it from the front, junk in the trunk you can place a pimp cup -on ass so big gotta use like two hands, ass so wide makes a man say DAMN!. And that the definition of ba-dunk-a-dunk, she’s got ‘em woofers and the bass all up in that trunk.

  33. kim

    you guys r alllllll waistin your time i jst cliked it to se wat they were talking about she was bent over or somthin and any one who is posten comments n shit must really lik or have a little jelousy ….. i dont care 4 kim kardashian and her barbie butt but what ever if you really want to waist your time try myspace ~~~~gin&tonic, pope ,and breasty jonsen should jst bequite 4 awhile and bresty u should be really proud of that name lmao psyc

  34. all y’all some damn haters. at least she got a butt and curves compared to paris hilton’s ugly ass! get over that sex tape shit because it’s old. she has moved on and doesn’t care what you people think. plus she’s a beautiful girl and you people have nothing else to do but talk shit about someone you don’t know. y’all just wasting your time. at least she’s changing her image to not be this whore that everyone thinks of her because of the sex tape. i don’t think she’s a whore in my opinion and just because you got a sex tape doesn’t make you a whore. that was her boyfriend she cared about and you call her a whore for that? don’t act like your shit don’t stink and i bet the people on this site has made or thought about making one. stop hating because you just making her more famous.

  35. Kim Kardashian has great booty and she has this exotic but very beautiful face that i admire.

  36. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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