I have no idea what Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire life, but I’m still completely fascinated by her. Her ass is like a medical mystery. They could write entire television shows about it, where a grumpy doctor would spend an hour every week trying to figure out just what the hell is going on with that thing. And at the end of every episode right before he’s about to solve the case they cut to a suspicious looking guy in a trench coat rubbing his handlebar mustache. Then the music goes DUM DUM DUM and it says “To be continued…”
Jumper | June 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
1st
Meridian | June 28, 2007 at 7:20 pm
haha.
Sarah | June 28, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Am i the only one who thinks that thing is kinda gross?
bunni | June 28, 2007 at 7:20 pm
love the house reference
DAn | June 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
No. That ass is pretty gross.
Gerald Tarrant | June 28, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Has she done anything except be friends with Paris and make a sex tape with Ray J?
Fifth Stooge | June 28, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Isn’t she Reggie Bush’s sweetie?
Droolin' Diddy | June 28, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Her face is too innocent for all that ass.
Bronx Bitch | June 28, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Why the sweatsuits.. it ain’t the Bronx.
Hollard | June 28, 2007 at 7:28 pm
shes all fake. id fuck her though. but fuck that stupid fake bitch.
AO | June 28, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I think her ass is way gross, but her hair is even more gross. Take a shower.
gin&tonic | June 28, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Why is she always in a sweat suit????
AO | June 28, 2007 at 7:30 pm
It is the only thing her big ass will fit into.
Chauncey Gardner | June 28, 2007 at 7:33 pm
If Kim and that other bitch hugged, they’d look like Scooby-Doo’s van. And I can totally believe that there’s a big, brown, talking dog living in that nasty ass.
BREASTY JOHNSON | June 28, 2007 at 7:33 pm
This bitch has a clloection of velour suits! Now…You would think that after that pissy porn, and her fucking basically every hip-hop star, and sports figure that she would have enough money to buy something new! Maybe venture out of those stuffy, snatch sweating suits! Thank you!
ElatedPornStar | June 28, 2007 at 7:35 pm
That ass conquers mountains, and that’s really fucking gross.
aimee | June 28, 2007 at 7:35 pm
i HATE her so fucking much… i saw a picture of her, her mom, and her sisters. there are like 15 future kim’s in the kardashian family. WHORES!
p.s. are her boobs real or fake? i heard they were fake but they look really small for fakes. or maybe its that they look small compared to her ASStronomically huge derierre.
BREASTY JOHNSON | June 28, 2007 at 7:36 pm
*collection*
Michael | June 28, 2007 at 7:39 pm
That ass is NOT too big. I would love to get all up in that. Holy shit, she is hot. Keep up the Kim pics.
ok | June 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Her ass is fake people. That is a textbook “tear drop” implant. Very obvious. And what is up with her and the krusty blonde wearing matching juicy track suits? I didn’t know people still wore those in public…
Suburban Socialite | June 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Hey, I like her, and I love that she’s not anorexic looking. Though this is not the most flattering outfit, she does clean up well.
crediva | June 28, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I think she is hot!! better than paris’ pancake ass!
caity | June 28, 2007 at 7:43 pm
she’s balding !!
gin&tonic | June 28, 2007 at 7:44 pm
breasty johnson, NO ONE LIKES YOU OR YOUR NASTY COMMENTS!
Chauncey Gardner | June 28, 2007 at 7:47 pm
#15 & 18,
BREASTY – Thank you for being so dedicated to the quality of your posts that you corrected the misspelling of a word. We were all holding our breath, wondering if something was wrong.
The Great Bamboozler | June 28, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Her ass is a catalyst for tourets syndrome. imagine seeing her in the street:
Wow, what a beautiful…HOLY SHIT, HER ASS LOOKS LIKE SHE’S BEING BOARDED BY AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT…lady.
Kevin_FederSwine | June 28, 2007 at 7:49 pm
~SNIF! SNIF! SNIF!~
What’s that I smell? It smells like WHIZ!
Oh, yeah, it IS whiz…Moesha’s little brother porked Kim and then whizzed on her. Face it…when the single thing you are most famous for is having Moesha’s little brother empty his bladder on you, “pathetic” doesn’t even begin to describe you.
Kim…you’re an effing pig. I don’t care if your daddy stinks of OJ Simpson money. YOU stink like Moesha’s little brother.
MeatSack | June 28, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Two words… “reverse cowgirl”.
The Great Bamboozler | June 28, 2007 at 7:50 pm
her ass is so big she gets shit stains on the bottom of her feet.
ZING!
Pope | June 28, 2007 at 7:53 pm
I testify to you today brothers and sisters that Kim Kardashian’s plump juicy ass is among the greatest of all God’s creations.
http://churchofjessicabielsass.blogspot.com/
domingoflores | June 28, 2007 at 7:54 pm
anyones got a link for her sex tape, ive never seen but her ass scares me and i would like to see it in action!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!
BREASTY JOHNSON | June 28, 2007 at 7:55 pm
#24) maybe you need to take your name’s advice…because you sound so stiff, and boring!
Binky | June 28, 2007 at 7:55 pm
” Herve Leger:
The ‘in’ place for Sweat Suits.(But don’t pronounce the ‘g’.)
Colors ? No Worries. Try our ‘Miami Vice’ and ‘Turtle’ lines. Just keep your sunglasses on.”
tromba1 | June 28, 2007 at 7:56 pm
who the fuck is this person?
BREASTY JOHNSON | June 28, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Pope…..It’s hand made by a doctor! It’s not natural.
Gentleman Jim | June 28, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I would hit that ass so hard the first person to pull me out would be declared King of England.
Pope | June 28, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Breasty,
A doctor who’s hands were blessed by the almighty.
Donkey | June 28, 2007 at 8:02 pm
What’s up with the velvet?
Is she in the mob?
domingoflores | June 28, 2007 at 8:04 pm
sex tape link
p0nk | June 28, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Jim, that ass has swallowed more meat than Hungry Hungry Hippo. I doubt it would require that much effort to unsheath your sword from that tub of Country Crock.
Gentleman Jim | June 28, 2007 at 8:06 pm
I don’t know about the mob, but that fine rear looks ripe for a gang bang.
Donkey | June 28, 2007 at 8:09 pm
How does getting fucked on home video make you a star these days? Seems like anything will pass for celebrity status.
Lo | June 28, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Dude, that used-up looking chick with her is the sorta-hot-but-mostly-trashy one from Danity Kane. You know, the one the people were saying was knocked up with Diddy’s spawn but wasn’t?
Oh, and Kim Kardawhatever. Has anyone else noticed how in every paparazzi picture of her, she looks like she sort of naively delighted that someone is taking her picture? It makes me want to slap her.
Wanky | June 28, 2007 at 8:15 pm
i skipped my 10 oclock class today to go to a strip club with some friends…nothing like pussy in ur face when you wake up!
Jacquie | June 28, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Why is she dressed like that? Just because she probably spend $500+ on that outfit doesn’t make it look good, especially with those dirty flip-flops. Man, I look better than her and her fat ass.
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raydurz | June 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm
It looks like she’s wearing Astroturf.
Bonershorts | June 28, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Come on all you haters, who out there wouldn’t like to get up close and personal with that ass? I’m a white man, and I am fascinated!
RabidMe | June 28, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Her butt HAS TO BE fake. Isn’t there some strap-on ass you can get? Eva Longoria wears one in her gowns for awards season & KK must be, too. Unless as someone else suggested, she had a butt implant – I’m all for butts, but Christ, that’s quite a bubble butt.
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