I have no idea what Kim Kardashian has ever done in her entire life, but I’m still completely fascinated by her. Her ass is like a medical mystery. They could write entire television shows about it, where a grumpy doctor would spend an hour every week trying to figure out just what the hell is going on with that thing. And at the end of every episode right before he’s about to solve the case they cut to a suspicious looking guy in a trench coat rubbing his handlebar mustache. Then the music goes DUM DUM DUM and it says “To be continued…”
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haha.
Am i the only one who thinks that thing is kinda gross?
love the house reference
No. That ass is pretty gross.
Has she done anything except be friends with Paris and make a sex tape with Ray J?
Isn’t she Reggie Bush’s sweetie?
Her face is too innocent for all that ass.
Why the sweatsuits.. it ain’t the Bronx.
shes all fake. id fuck her though. but fuck that stupid fake bitch.
I think her ass is way gross, but her hair is even more gross. Take a shower.
Why is she always in a sweat suit????
It is the only thing her big ass will fit into.
If Kim and that other bitch hugged, they’d look like Scooby-Doo’s van. And I can totally believe that there’s a big, brown, talking dog living in that nasty ass.
This bitch has a clloection of velour suits! Now…You would think that after that pissy porn, and her fucking basically every hip-hop star, and sports figure that she would have enough money to buy something new! Maybe venture out of those stuffy, snatch sweating suits! Thank you!
That ass conquers mountains, and that’s really fucking gross.
i HATE her so fucking much… i saw a picture of her, her mom, and her sisters. there are like 15 future kim’s in the kardashian family. WHORES!
p.s. are her boobs real or fake? i heard they were fake but they look really small for fakes. or maybe its that they look small compared to her ASStronomically huge derierre.
*collection*
That ass is NOT too big. I would love to get all up in that. Holy shit, she is hot. Keep up the Kim pics.
Her ass is fake people. That is a textbook “tear drop” implant. Very obvious. And what is up with her and the krusty blonde wearing matching juicy track suits? I didn’t know people still wore those in public…
Hey, I like her, and I love that she’s not anorexic looking. Though this is not the most flattering outfit, she does clean up well.
I think she is hot!! better than paris’ pancake ass!
she’s balding !!
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#15 & 18,
BREASTY – Thank you for being so dedicated to the quality of your posts that you corrected the misspelling of a word. We were all holding our breath, wondering if something was wrong.
Her ass is a catalyst for tourets syndrome. imagine seeing her in the street:
Wow, what a beautiful…HOLY SHIT, HER ASS LOOKS LIKE SHE’S BEING BOARDED BY AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT…lady.
~SNIF! SNIF! SNIF!~
What’s that I smell? It smells like WHIZ!
Oh, yeah, it IS whiz…Moesha’s little brother porked Kim and then whizzed on her. Face it…when the single thing you are most famous for is having Moesha’s little brother empty his bladder on you, “pathetic” doesn’t even begin to describe you.
Kim…you’re an effing pig. I don’t care if your daddy stinks of OJ Simpson money. YOU stink like Moesha’s little brother.
Two words… “reverse cowgirl”.
her ass is so big she gets shit stains on the bottom of her feet.
ZING!
I testify to you today brothers and sisters that Kim Kardashian’s plump juicy ass is among the greatest of all God’s creations.
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anyones got a link for her sex tape, ive never seen but her ass scares me and i would like to see it in action!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!
#24) maybe you need to take your name’s advice…because you sound so stiff, and boring!
” Herve Leger:
The ‘in’ place for Sweat Suits.(But don’t pronounce the ‘g’.)
Colors ? No Worries. Try our ‘Miami Vice’ and ‘Turtle’ lines. Just keep your sunglasses on.”
who the fuck is this person?
Pope…..It’s hand made by a doctor! It’s not natural.
I would hit that ass so hard the first person to pull me out would be declared King of England.
Breasty,
A doctor who’s hands were blessed by the almighty.
What’s up with the velvet?
Is she in the mob?
sex tape link
Jim, that ass has swallowed more meat than Hungry Hungry Hippo. I doubt it would require that much effort to unsheath your sword from that tub of Country Crock.
I don’t know about the mob, but that fine rear looks ripe for a gang bang.
How does getting fucked on home video make you a star these days? Seems like anything will pass for celebrity status.
Dude, that used-up looking chick with her is the sorta-hot-but-mostly-trashy one from Danity Kane. You know, the one the people were saying was knocked up with Diddy’s spawn but wasn’t?
Oh, and Kim Kardawhatever. Has anyone else noticed how in every paparazzi picture of her, she looks like she sort of naively delighted that someone is taking her picture? It makes me want to slap her.
i skipped my 10 oclock class today to go to a strip club with some friends…nothing like pussy in ur face when you wake up!
Why is she dressed like that? Just because she probably spend $500+ on that outfit doesn’t make it look good, especially with those dirty flip-flops. Man, I look better than her and her fat ass.
Here’s johnny!
It looks like she’s wearing Astroturf.
Come on all you haters, who out there wouldn’t like to get up close and personal with that ass? I’m a white man, and I am fascinated!
Her butt HAS TO BE fake. Isn’t there some strap-on ass you can get? Eva Longoria wears one in her gowns for awards season & KK must be, too. Unless as someone else suggested, she had a butt implant – I’m all for butts, but Christ, that’s quite a bubble butt.
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