Kim Kardashian: Because why the hell not?

March 5th, 2008 // 129 Comments

Kim Kardashian filmed a cameo today for an upcoming episode of Entourage. Afterwards, she changed into a white dress, which is undeniably cleavagey with a side of Hot Damn!, to shoot an American Eagle commercial with Adrian Grenier and the other guys on the show. You know, Slappy, Shorty and, I dunno, Ackbar. Despite Kim Kardashian’s presence, I have no interest in seeing “the boys” wear chinos and call each other “dawg.” Also, I’m not much of a clothes-wearing guy. Right, Bob? I see you staring at me through the hole in your cubicle. Feel free to take a gander. It’s all natural – except for the track lighting on my abs. That’s from Home Depot.


  1. Sandra

    Kim is fat but some guys like big buttocks, big thighs, and big hips. So good for Kim and all the plump women. I hope she finds a way to improve her negative image.

  2. Steven T.

    I am a nice looking guy that stays in shape by exercising and eating right most of the time. I expect my lovers to be the same so Kim would not work for me. But I think guys that do not have high expectations will do fine masturbating to Kim.

  3. Elizabeth

    I think it is sad because Kim will soon fade away and she will desperately try to get fame again; perhaps release another porn film. She basically got famous for doing porn and having her father help OJ get off for murder; what a legacy lol! She has no talent and doing a reality show requires no talent. I hope she continues to wear a support buttocks girdle because eventually her huge butt is going to sag without continuous support. She is not a positive role model and when she is gone from the media; she will not be missed by the majority.

  4. jf

    Now we know where osama bin laden is. He had a sex change.

  5. amma

    She’s put on weight. Now she’s fat {before she truly was “voluptuous”.}. Just fat.

  6. Grunion

    I liked her better with the moustache

  7. Alanna

    Pop Fiction

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    o CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST ITS MIND. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.  

    o HOLLYWOOD IS A GAME. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  8. Kevin Marshall

    I feel sorry for Kim because she is getting fatter, has no talent, and her reality show will get canceled soon. And then her huge behind is going to get fatter and saggy and she will have to go back to being a hair stylist. I hate seeing not very bright females taking the wrong path. Sure she has made money off her porn and reality show but this will not last. And why is she wearing an old prom dress that my mom wore when she was 17?

  9. JimmyBachaFungool

    Her sister Kourtney is hotter. Not the one that looks like the wrestler, Chyna, but the smaller one, cuter version of Kim.

  10. Love those Entourage Boys

    Thanks for the scoop, but where are those Entourage Boys in these pics? Love them. Sorry.

  11. Jim

    I hate The Entourage and Reality shows. I hate mindless worthless TV. This is why I watch quality shows like The Discovery and The History Channel.

  12. fashion tipper

    FAT CHICKS SHOULDN’T WEAR HORIZONTAL PLEATS.

  13. Chef

    #113

    lol!

    And Kim looks like a stuffed tamale!

  14. Will

    Hey you guys #33 Zana and #94 RichPort:

    My sister has the misfortune of looking like a no talent female that got famous for doing porn. She is currently dieting in hopes that her fit figure will quit reminding people that she looks like the infamous chunky Kim K. And I beat up the 2 guys real good but fighting is not allowed in school. You folks are heartless.

  15. Lmfao click on the link and look at her face…haha!

  16. SimplySarah

    She’s reaching maximum capacity.

  17. I am crazy about her,maybe I feel attached to her.I love her perfect perform.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site” wealthyloving.com”.I am wondering what kind of relation she is looking for in this site?

  18. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Grandpa can die happy now after he’s seen Her Bootyship, Queen Kim the Broad! Long Live The Queen!

  19. Terrance T.

    She is wearing this dress because she is not wearing a girdle and it hides the bulges. Her breasts look smaller because she is not wearing a bra and she always wears a push up padded bra. Too bad she will start to fade away because she has nothing worthwhile to offer except for some lonely guys that want to watch her porn and maturbate to her. I hope she matures and finds a way to improve her negative image.

  20. Yikes!

    Yikes!

    I am going to another site for awhile because they have Kim Kardanskank on the main page as advertisement for the E channel. She is worthless. She is not a role model for anyone except for those that want to enter the porn industry. And she is getting fatter.

  21. Marshy

    I don’t see why people consider her to be hot. I think she’s fat and her clothing choices are horrid. We dressed better in the 80s.

  22. Zippy McKardashian

    What a douchebag!

  23. DeltaNuUuU

    105. no..his stuck in her ass..i mean come on, thats a bomb shelter for crying out load!

  24. Matt

    LoL #125

    her furts must be massive.

  25. ese

    u mean farts jackass.

  26. I love the pueple dress! She looks so charming!

  27. Janet

    I was sick all weekend and watched a lot of TV; like Kim’s reality show yesterday and learned the following:

    1-Kim’s sister told her to always cover her behind when walking in a bikini so her buttocks does not jiggle. This explains why she always covers her big behind with a towel while at the beach.

    2-Her 8 year old sister runs around the house screaming girls gone wild while partially lifting her top.

    3-Kim’s mother lied to her step dad about going to Mexico. She told her husband that the girls were going on a trip when they were really going to pose for Girls Gone Wild.

    I have no desire to ever watch Kim’s reality show again. I think Gene Simmons has the best reality show right now. His children are well behaved and adjusted to fame. And his teenage son has a good sense of humor and his amusing to watch.

  28. Good for her! Glad she has a lot of projects coming up! Excited to see her on Entourage – one of my favorite shows beside her reality tv show – Keeping up with the Kardashians, which I must say was awesome! Did anyone else catch the premiere? Kim def has that diva like attitude now, but the whole catching Kourtney’s bf cheating through text messages was awesome. If you missed it check out this little clip:

    http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1378342403/bclid1325111897/bctid1448130618

  29. Tawney

    is that belt she won for heavy weight champion of the world?

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