Kim Kardashian filmed a cameo today for an upcoming episode of Entourage. Afterwards, she changed into a white dress, which is undeniably cleavagey with a side of Hot Damn!, to shoot an American Eagle commercial with Adrian Grenier and the other guys on the show. You know, Slappy, Shorty and, I dunno, Ackbar. Despite Kim Kardashian’s presence, I have no interest in seeing “the boys” wear chinos and call each other “dawg.” Also, I’m not much of a clothes-wearing guy. Right, Bob? I see you staring at me through the hole in your cubicle. Feel free to take a gander. It’s all natural – except for the track lighting on my abs. That’s from Home Depot.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
omg FIRST!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
omg I love him so much!
I “have him” on my “fantasy team” (if you know what I mean)…every night at bedtime.
Her legs look yummy in the picture from a distance. Perhaps she should have all pictures of her taken from about 90 yards away. That way the camera man can’t pee on her either.
She’s the perfect woman, because it’d be exactly like all those thousands of times jerking off: you’d be sitting on a (human)toilet until it’s time to clean up all the semen.
at least she doesn’t dress like a whore ;)
FRIST!!! You KNOW she has a bedazzeler!!
@4 WTF are you trying to say you dumbass troll? At least try and be funny..
Kim posted a couple pics of herself on her ‘official’ blogsite this morning asking her fans for comments “Do I Look Cute?”.
http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/2008/02/do-i-look-cute.php
once it made it to Fark.com the site has been getting slammed.
Yummy she is all yum! She should be a Guess Model…
and for those of you ass pirates too lazy to type the URL, you can now click.
hey.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire.com’! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.
I don’t know, maybe it’s from looking at those pictures of planetoids in lingerie, but she just looks fat here. Her butt especially looks like a comic-book type of thing, what you expect to see from hookers in a poor black neighborhood.
Why the hell not?
More like:
“Because E’s reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is a paid sponsor!”
You sold us out, Superfish!
@8 Would that be Guess what what you are looking at model??
i hate that i think she’s gorgeous! My soul dies a little bit every time i even think it.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
@9 hahaha, that was funny. I’m a lazy sot, so thanks for making it clickable. I read several of the posts, all slavishly adoring here. Then there was “you look like a whore in the first picture.”, and it kept getting better. Funny shit, thanks.
SHE’S BEEN EATING WAY TOO MUCH CAKE.
(with no pun intended…well initially)
@12 I disagree, Fish is finally getting paid. Those souless fucks at E! were spamming this site. At least E! is finally paying for advertising that they should have all along.
This chick is a cow. Also, she’s appearing at some club in Atlantic City, NJ. I wonder what she does? Just show up, and show her ass and tits? I guess that is all?
Superfish sells out!
Why God Why?
man, in that white dress she really looks like a gipsy. damn, blue veins on tits, yuck. of course, I’m a girl and what do I know .. bleh.
Everybody click on #9′s name – it takes you to Kim’s personal web site, where some REAL commenters invaded and drove off her kiss-ass fans. Funny funny shit, way funnier than anything here.
#15. i particularly liked “i’d pee in your butt”
This woman is a waste of time. She looks way to hairy. She probably has a hairy asshole, YUK.
When I grow up I want to be just like Kim. My mom says that I have to go to college but what for? All I need to do is have sex with black guys and sell it as porn and be famous and I’m fat just like Kim, I mean my fat is in all the right places. Kim has taught me that I am sitting on a valuable commodity. And I would love for guys to beat off to me while watching my porn. It is a mans world so I am just going to go along with it.
“I realize that you get paid to be yourself, but how does it feel to be such a truly useless cunt? You’re not attractive because you’re fake from the ground up and completely shallow. Do you and your sisters combine with your mom to make the super robot, Whoretron?”
lmao.
#24,
YOU’RE HALF WAY THERE, YOU LITTLE PROSTITOT.
“WHORE TRON!”
HAHAHAHA
Classic shit.
Prostitot……
ha ha ha ha ha…some typos just make up new words.
I have been in 2 fights at school already because my little sister looks like Kim and hates it. 2 guys have teased me about my sister asking if she is easy like Kim and does she do porn like Kim. My parents tell me to ignore the guys but it is easier said than done. If I get in one more fight then I’m getting kicked out of school. I wish Kim had values and had a good image because I hate getting in fights.
#18 Jamie’s Uterus,
Actually, she is giving an address on peace in the Middle East with emphasis on the history of Israeli-Iranian conflict. It’s three hours long, but she does jello shots off her bazookas at the end. I highly recommend you stay for the entire speech.
It is a good thing Kim has those big hips to hold up her big behind!
Superficial you have done well.
/now bathe her and bring her to me.
@29- If your sister really loved you, she’d put out and then no one would ask you anymore and then you wouldn’t have to fight them.
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How does her little ankles hold up her huge legs, hips, and buttocks?
who is she? big ass!!!
YES!!! So glad to hear Kim will be on Entourage! That’s definitely going to make the episode hot! She’s got so much on her plate right now – Keeping up with the Kardashian’s 2nd season airs this Sunday, March 9th 10/9c on E, AE commercial, Bongo ads, an episode on Entourage – and she dates Reggie Bush. Geez, lucky lady!
Can’t wait to check out her and the rest of the crazy family this Sunday :)
Yeah, I’d motorboat that. I’d motorboat the fuck out of that!!!!
HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK SHE HAS TO SHAVE BETWEEN THOSE BREASTESSES?
#36
I could only handle watching 1 minute of her realtiy show after seeing her little sister dance like a stripper.
That ass is not normal… her hips are huge too.
That ass is not normal… her hips are huge too.
Lots of money in whoring these days
Whether its your body, soul, image, name, reputation, whatever. Just whore it out until the money runs dry, then try your luck in another game.
She does have a pretty face, but because her tits and ass are so HUGE, she always looks fat to me. Not a good thing….And, per her show, most of her family has no morals and are sluts.
nice pics…i just found some other very interesting news about her on a free online dating site http://interracialsingleonline.com ,for man and woman… so surprised!you may have a look.
That dress looks like she picked it up at the Bottom Dollar to wear to her audition for “Flava of Love season 4″
I’m not saying I wouldn’t go for a headslapper with those biggins – but really… how is it again that she became pseudo-celebrity?
that guy is totally checking out her ass in the third pic
#28
ACTUALLY, I CAN’T TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT ONE. I RED AN ARTICLE ABOUT “PROSTI-TOTS” TODAY. IT’S BASICALLY YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING AND ACTING IN WAYS UNBEFITTING THEIR AGE.
EXAMPLES BEING JONBENET RAMSEY, MILEY CYRUS, AND MILLIONS OF YOUNG WHORELETS YET TO BE DISCOVERED OR SHOULD I SAY UNCOVERED AND EXPLOITED BY THE MEDIA
I would hit that like you wouldn’t believe.
On a side note..why are some of these pics really grainy looking? It’s kind of a distraction while i’m jacking it furiously.
-SCM
Binky ( Fashion consultant)
- The white dress reminds me of my acting daze playing ‘Shepard #2′ in the school play. But the pleats seem more ‘curtain’ than ‘drapes.’
- the blind girl in the blue singlet ‘wife beater’ has a lot of color ‘going on’ as they say in the industry. She should be supported. The soccer socks are a bit too ‘Manchester United’ for me though.
- Gotta get me one of those black ‘Security’ caps. I could see that baby opening a lot of doors.