Kim Kardashian filmed a cameo today for an upcoming episode of Entourage. Afterwards, she changed into a white dress, which is undeniably cleavagey with a side of Hot Damn!, to shoot an American Eagle commercial with Adrian Grenier and the other guys on the show. You know, Slappy, Shorty and, I dunno, Ackbar. Despite Kim Kardashian’s presence, I have no interest in seeing “the boys” wear chinos and call each other “dawg.” Also, I’m not much of a clothes-wearing guy. Right, Bob? I see you staring at me through the hole in your cubicle. Feel free to take a gander. It’s all natural – except for the track lighting on my abs. That’s from Home Depot.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
sportsdvl | March 5, 2008 at 6:12 pm
omg FIRST!!!
sportsdvl | March 5, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
I MISS BRETT!!!
omg I love him so much!
I “have him” on my “fantasy team” (if you know what I mean)…every night at bedtime.
Ted from LA | March 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Her legs look yummy in the picture from a distance. Perhaps she should have all pictures of her taken from about 90 yards away. That way the camera man can’t pee on her either.
Jimbo | March 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm
She’s the perfect woman, because it’d be exactly like all those thousands of times jerking off: you’d be sitting on a (human)toilet until it’s time to clean up all the semen.
the veggiwhorehookerpants | March 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm
at least she doesn’t dress like a whore ;)
FRIST!!! You KNOW she has a bedazzeler!!
Jimbo | March 5, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@4 WTF are you trying to say you dumbass troll? At least try and be funny..
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 5, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Kim posted a couple pics of herself on her ‘official’ blogsite this morning asking her fans for comments “Do I Look Cute?”.
http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/2008/02/do-i-look-cute.php
once it made it to Fark.com the site has been getting slammed.
Tony T | March 5, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Yummy she is all yum! She should be a Guess Model…
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm
and for those of you ass pirates too lazy to type the URL, you can now click.
b2obify | March 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
hey.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire.com’! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.
Ang | March 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I don’t know, maybe it’s from looking at those pictures of planetoids in lingerie, but she just looks fat here. Her butt especially looks like a comic-book type of thing, what you expect to see from hookers in a poor black neighborhood.
Bob Roberts | March 5, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Why the hell not?
More like:
“Because E’s reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is a paid sponsor!”
You sold us out, Superfish!
Jimbo | March 5, 2008 at 6:25 pm
@8 Would that be Guess what what you are looking at model??
slacker chic | March 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
i hate that i think she’s gorgeous! My soul dies a little bit every time i even think it.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
Auntie Kryst | March 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm
@9 hahaha, that was funny. I’m a lazy sot, so thanks for making it clickable. I read several of the posts, all slavishly adoring here. Then there was “you look like a whore in the first picture.”, and it kept getting better. Funny shit, thanks.
HOLY FUKKN SHIT | March 5, 2008 at 6:32 pm
SHE’S BEEN EATING WAY TOO MUCH CAKE.
(with no pun intended…well initially)
Auntie Kryst | March 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm
@12 I disagree, Fish is finally getting paid. Those souless fucks at E! were spamming this site. At least E! is finally paying for advertising that they should have all along.
Jamie's Uterus | March 5, 2008 at 6:39 pm
This chick is a cow. Also, she’s appearing at some club in Atlantic City, NJ. I wonder what she does? Just show up, and show her ass and tits? I guess that is all?
Johny | March 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Superfish sells out!
Why God Why?
ipanema_schuyler | March 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm
man, in that white dress she really looks like a gipsy. damn, blue veins on tits, yuck. of course, I’m a girl and what do I know .. bleh.
moderator | March 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Everybody click on #9′s name – it takes you to Kim’s personal web site, where some REAL commenters invaded and drove off her kiss-ass fans. Funny funny shit, way funnier than anything here.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 5, 2008 at 6:44 pm
#15. i particularly liked “i’d pee in your butt”
isitin | March 5, 2008 at 6:44 pm
This woman is a waste of time. She looks way to hairy. She probably has a hairy asshole, YUK.
Jessy | March 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm
When I grow up I want to be just like Kim. My mom says that I have to go to college but what for? All I need to do is have sex with black guys and sell it as porn and be famous and I’m fat just like Kim, I mean my fat is in all the right places. Kim has taught me that I am sitting on a valuable commodity. And I would love for guys to beat off to me while watching my porn. It is a mans world so I am just going to go along with it.
from that link | March 5, 2008 at 6:46 pm
“I realize that you get paid to be yourself, but how does it feel to be such a truly useless cunt? You’re not attractive because you’re fake from the ground up and completely shallow. Do you and your sisters combine with your mom to make the super robot, Whoretron?”
lmao.
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | March 5, 2008 at 6:54 pm
#24,
YOU’RE HALF WAY THERE, YOU LITTLE PROSTITOT.
woppbobbaloobop | March 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm
“WHORE TRON!”
HAHAHAHA
Classic shit.
Sandy Cowgirl | March 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Prostitot……
ha ha ha ha ha…some typos just make up new words.
Will | March 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I have been in 2 fights at school already because my little sister looks like Kim and hates it. 2 guys have teased me about my sister asking if she is easy like Kim and does she do porn like Kim. My parents tell me to ignore the guys but it is easier said than done. If I get in one more fight then I’m getting kicked out of school. I wish Kim had values and had a good image because I hate getting in fights.
Ted from LA | March 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
#18 Jamie’s Uterus,
Actually, she is giving an address on peace in the Middle East with emphasis on the history of Israeli-Iranian conflict. It’s three hours long, but she does jello shots off her bazookas at the end. I highly recommend you stay for the entire speech.
Keeping it Real | March 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
It is a good thing Kim has those big hips to hold up her big behind!
Racer X | March 5, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Superficial you have done well.
/now bathe her and bring her to me.
Zanna | March 5, 2008 at 7:01 pm
@29- If your sister really loved you, she’d put out and then no one would ask you anymore and then you wouldn’t have to fight them.
.
just curious | March 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
How does her little ankles hold up her huge legs, hips, and buttocks?
max | March 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
who is she? big ass!!!
kimbo99 | March 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
YES!!! So glad to hear Kim will be on Entourage! That’s definitely going to make the episode hot! She’s got so much on her plate right now – Keeping up with the Kardashian’s 2nd season airs this Sunday, March 9th 10/9c on E, AE commercial, Bongo ads, an episode on Entourage – and she dates Reggie Bush. Geez, lucky lady!
Can’t wait to check out her and the rest of the crazy family this Sunday :)
niles | March 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Yeah, I’d motorboat that. I’d motorboat the fuck out of that!!!!
JoBOO | March 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm
HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK SHE HAS TO SHAVE BETWEEN THOSE BREASTESSES?
Cheryl C. | March 5, 2008 at 7:09 pm
#36
I could only handle watching 1 minute of her realtiy show after seeing her little sister dance like a stripper.
Nicole | March 5, 2008 at 7:13 pm
That ass is not normal… her hips are huge too.
Nicole | March 5, 2008 at 7:13 pm
That ass is not normal… her hips are huge too.
moobs | March 5, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Lots of money in whoring these days
Whether its your body, soul, image, name, reputation, whatever. Just whore it out until the money runs dry, then try your luck in another game.
aw! | March 5, 2008 at 7:18 pm
She does have a pretty face, but because her tits and ass are so HUGE, she always looks fat to me. Not a good thing….And, per her show, most of her family has no morals and are sluts.
charle | March 5, 2008 at 7:27 pm
nice pics…i just found some other very interesting news about her on a free online dating site http://interracialsingleonline.com ,for man and woman… so surprised!you may have a look.
spindoc | March 5, 2008 at 7:27 pm
That dress looks like she picked it up at the Bottom Dollar to wear to her audition for “Flava of Love season 4″
dude_on_a_wire | March 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’m not saying I wouldn’t go for a headslapper with those biggins – but really… how is it again that she became pseudo-celebrity?
Katie | March 5, 2008 at 7:34 pm
that guy is totally checking out her ass in the third pic
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | March 5, 2008 at 7:36 pm
#28
ACTUALLY, I CAN’T TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT ONE. I RED AN ARTICLE ABOUT “PROSTI-TOTS” TODAY. IT’S BASICALLY YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING AND ACTING IN WAYS UNBEFITTING THEIR AGE.
EXAMPLES BEING JONBENET RAMSEY, MILEY CYRUS, AND MILLIONS OF YOUNG WHORELETS YET TO BE DISCOVERED OR SHOULD I SAY UNCOVERED AND EXPLOITED BY THE MEDIA
Screaming Meat Nugget | March 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I would hit that like you wouldn’t believe.
On a side note..why are some of these pics really grainy looking? It’s kind of a distraction while i’m jacking it furiously.
-SCM
Binky | March 5, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Binky ( Fashion consultant)
- The white dress reminds me of my acting daze playing ‘Shepard #2′ in the school play. But the pleats seem more ‘curtain’ than ‘drapes.’
- the blind girl in the blue singlet ‘wife beater’ has a lot of color ‘going on’ as they say in the industry. She should be supported. The soccer socks are a bit too ‘Manchester United’ for me though.
- Gotta get me one of those black ‘Security’ caps. I could see that baby opening a lot of doors.