Kim Kardashian attends stuff

April 11th, 2008 // 218 Comments

The people’s plus-sized champion Kim Kardashian gets invited to all kinds of high-class events. Like the premiere of the straight-to-video comedy National Lampoon’s One, Two, Many which surprisingly wasn’t in some guy’s basement. But I don’t want to take this special moment away from Kim. It’s the first time in forever a National Lampoon flick hasn’t starred her old friend turned arch-nemesis Paris Hilton. Now Kim is free to bask in her own undeserved fame without fear of herp-tribution.

NOTE: The blonde in these pics is Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane who apparently moonlights as Kim’s butt plankton. Neat.

Photos: Getty Images, Splash News

  1. Thanks!

    #202

    lol!

    I knew I could cruise by and see another witty put down about Kim Kardaskank enormous ass!

  2. ABC

    #203

    You are right Kim is not fat, she is super fat lol!

  3. Dante

    #203

    Are we talking about Kim before she puts on her whore make up or after lol!

    Kim has a huge wide ass and needs to wear a girdle with butt pads as part of her circus freak show or else she wears a swim suit and covers her huge butt with a sarong lol!

    Kim also has tree trunk thighs lol!

  4. Jaffo

    Yeah, once you make the move to the ‘Fat Girl Wrap’ as a part of your bathing suit, everbody knows what’s up. It’s like the fat kid in gym class wearing his shirt in the pool…

  5. Thanks!

    #207

    Thanks for another funny comment!

    Time to go home but I look forward to reading more funny put downs on Kim tomorrow lol!

  6. Erica

    Sure, she’s not tiny. But I don’t think she’s fat..her ASS is FAT. No doubt about that. If I had an ass that giant and chunky, actually no because I don’t eat a lot of food that I know will go to my ass. Which, nothing does to be honest. She is very gorgeous, but she is kind of on the chubby side. She is also a whore.

  7. Brii

    Why is she wearing a court jester costume, is this an early halloween party?

  8. a

    stop hating she has a nice shape ..she looks better then skinnyy bitches with no tits curves or ass women are supposed to have hips.. she’s not fat at all she looks great

  9. Sergio

    @ 211

    Here we go again with the one extreme to the other comment. Only one percent of the population are underweight and most can be seen as models and celebrities. Being a size 0-2 is not sexy and most people would agree. But Kim is getting fatter and she managed to get famous from doing a porn flick and having a father who helped get a murderer free. Kim is also famous for being fat and wearing girdles with butt pads that make her huge butt look unnatural; like a freak show and people will notice and make comments. Kim also fits the fat chick stereotype because when she wears a swim suit; she has to cover her huge behind with a sarong. I agree that women should have hips but not big fat hips like Kim. America needs to quit making excuses for fat people and the fat people need to take action and get fit, not skinny, but get in shape people.

  10. Marisa

    #209

    Rule No 1: Fat is fat no matter where it is at.

    lol! You say you don’t think Kim is fat but her ass is fat lol!

    If I ate as much as Kim then most of my fat goes to my breasts and I would naturally be Kims implant breast size, but I don’t want to get that fat ever again. And some of the fat goes to my butt. But having natural big breasts means your fat. Fat has to go somewhere and for me it is on my breasts. Sure guys stare at me when I got fat and my breasts got huge on my 5’1″ frame and I hated being fat so I quit eating a lot of chocolate and switched to Dreyers Light Ice Cream and lost all my fat on my breasts. I am back in shape and feeling great! I hope Kim does not get any fatter.

  11. Thanks!

    #210

    lol!

    Thanks for your funny comment!

    I suspect Kim’s sisters told Kim her dress looked nice while secretly laughing to themselves lol!

  12. poodlage

    why does it matter what her size is?

  13. poodlage

    why does it matter what her size is?

  14. Angela

    Followed a link to this website from another. After reading so many ‘women-hating-women’ comments I now understand why this site is called “the Superficial”….

  15. leyla

    Seriously … You girls need to chilllllll and lay off the haterizm for real. Both of these girls are very talented and so deserve to be where they are. Beautiful and rich as they are. I LOVE Danity Kane’s style so much. They’re stylist Kira Plastinina is doing great work with them. Check this out! http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdJ-zyBUIjs some behind the scenes stuff …

  16. niecey

    All of you are jealous ass haters. Kim Khardashian is beautiful. She has proportionate curves, not a fat face, chin, neck, stomach or nasty ass. She is not old by any means. And even when she is old, she will still look good like her mother does. Look at Lisa Raye, in her forties with a better body than women in their 20′s. I’m nearly five eight, 175 lbs. and wish that I was short with a body like Kim’s. Stop being so jealous. It will never help any of you to look like Kim.

  17. niecey

    All of you are jealous ass haters. Kim Khardashian is beautiful. She has proportionate curves, not a fat face, chin, neck, stomach or nasty ass. She is not old by any means. And even when she is old, she will still look good like her mother does. Look at Lisa Raye, in her forties with a better body than women in their 20′s. I’m nearly five eight, 175 lbs. and wish that I was short with a body like Kim’s. Stop being so jealous. It will never help any of you to look like Kim.

  18. very good pictures,
    I love her, very beautiful.

    Thanks for your sharing.

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