Kim Kardashian attends stuff
The people’s plus-sized champion Kim Kardashian gets invited to all kinds of high-class events. Like the premiere of the straight-to-video comedy National Lampoon’s One, Two, Many which surprisingly wasn’t in some guy’s basement. But I don’t want to take this special moment away from Kim. It’s the first time in forever a National Lampoon flick hasn’t starred her old friend turned arch-nemesis Paris Hilton. Now Kim is free to bask in her own undeserved fame without fear of herp-tribution.