Kim Kardashian attempted to play an April Fool’s joke when she posted the above pic of herself sporting a tattoo on her blog. Of course, for this joke to work it would require people to actually read her blog and not immediately cry “Photoshop!” at the jarring lack of Oprah arms. That said, it’s common knowledge if Kim got a tattoo it’d probably be on her ass and read:
“Please watch my reality television show Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sundays at 10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time on the E! Network cable channel. It features reality episodes with my sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian, along with my mom Kris Jenner and step-father Bruce Jenner. Sometimes my brother Robert Kardashian is on it, too. It’s a fantastic experience for your television viewing.
Also, scope out my official blog at Kim Kardashian.com using your personal computer and Internet connection to find out my deep personal thoughts on all kinds of topic. Even topics regarding my reality television show Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sundays at 10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time on the E! Network cable channel.
Oh, and yes, I’m the girl in the homemade pornographic film having sexual intercourse with R&B singer Ray J which somehow got leaked and marketed thus boosting my Q status in the public eye.”
Then under that would be a full artist rendering of the final battle in Lord of the Rings because, let’s be honest, there’d be some space to kill.
Why would anyone have any interest in a NIGGER LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The problem KK poses to NORMAL men is like the problem trannies pose to normal men. Let’s say a tranny really looks like a woman, a damn good-looking woman. And a guy who is not into sex with men gets the tranny home and discovers the dick and balls.
From the waist up, KK looks damn good. She’s got a beautiful face (at least after surgery and tons of make up). But when a NORMAL man sees what’s below the waist, i.e., the humongous flabby ass cheeks that when seen in their raw state resemble “cottage cheese in a big trash bag” as Paris Hilton put it, it’s like when a guy who isn’t into sex with men discovers that he’s picked up a tranny.
ha ha, thats funny Fish, you excelled yourself
Maybe if she just admits that she’s had so much plastic surgery and lipo, people will stop hating her so much.
she is just so fake, talentless, and is famous for having sex. In other words, just a whore.
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I agree. If Kim tried to be a genuine person and did something to help others instead of being a selfish short fat compulsive liar lipo breast implants nose job butt bra wearing airbrush pictures worthless no talent media whore bitch then perhaps people would not post harsh things about her.
#50 suspect Fish has to be nice to Kim because the E Channel is one of their biggest customers and they probably complained about the butt girdle remarks, etc…..
Notice how there are not as many comments when there are no pictures of Kim’s fat dumpy lard butt lol! I only find Kim amusing when she post her airbrushed photos or she walks around in public with one of her many butt size changing shapping butt bras or butt girdles
#53 LOL! LOVE YOUR POST!
KIM HAS FLABBY ASS CHEEKS!
KIM HAS FLABBY ASS CHEEKS!
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KIM HAS FLABBY ASS CHEEKS!
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KIM HAS FLABBY ASS CHEEKS!
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KIM HAS FLABBY ASS CHEEKS!
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Her ass is big and beautiful. I would bury my seed deep in her sweet backyard soil.
Ass tattoo reads. INSERT MAMOTH DARK COCK IN MY STINKY ARMENIAN NO-NO PLACE!
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I am sure once you get through all the fat fanny flab; you will be in paradise lol!
kim can sit on my face any day. num num numnum num!!! sure i might suffocate but that is the dangers that come with the job.
Isn’t beastiality illegal in this country? She should be in jail for having sex with outdated farm animals.
Yes, fat assed sloppy whore Kim K was pissed on, it was removed from her cinematic achievement:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/07/kim-golden-without-shower/
There are many, many reports on this subject. The cow is a piss whore. Get over it.
why the shit does she think ANYONE would ever care about her “deep personal thoughts” stupid retarted retard got famos for god knows what
@25 – at least your right hand is getting laid tonight. many times. break out the KY and the Dora DVDs…..
Ugh she’s getting so anorexic skinny now. Look at her arms! This is of course after talkin all that shit about “loving her curves.”
Kim is entirely FAKE. From the hair, to the boobs, to the ass, to the lips, to the nose. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS FAKE! And EVERYTHING about her LOOKS FAKE TOO! About 3 years ago, she sucked AND f*cked The Game and 3 of his boys ALL NIGHT at an afterparty. While the Game was fucking the dripping pu**y from the back, one of his boys was banging Kim’s a**hole out and the other had his cock down her throat! They told everyone the next day that they wore her ass out and how loud she was screaming! Game said she has a ton of hair around her a**hole and that she swallows! This b**ch is even into dirty sanchez action (Google the term to see EXACTLY what I am talking about). She gave Nick Cannon AND Nick Lachey herpes too! She also f**ked Tito Jackson while she was dating his son. Hey Reggie! You better wipe the piss off of her before you go to sleep, unless of course, you’re into that too. There is NO WAY IN HELL that Reggie Bush is gonna marry this trash!
If you really think she is that people maybe you should stop drinking 40s and try something like lite beer. Maybe it will clear your heads. One can only hope. Highly doubtfull!
Good rule of thumb >>> If it has the name “kardashian”…… SHOOT IT!!
She has sex with mostly rich black men with an average IQ of a monkey.She has sex with the kind of people that do most of the rapes in US.Se i my eyes is less than the monkeys she lays up with.Blacks are so stupid the Supreme Court had to bann the IQ testing of blacks because they fell beloe Retarted IQ lvls too much.Woman that have sex with black men that dont have money are only women that get raped or ones that have a very low self esteem.Face it when is the last time a sexy woman was with a black man that wasnt rich?
can’t you guys see she is a demon ,, she was even jealous of her sisters wedding jealousy comes from the devil she is pretty on the outside…but it is so sad she doesn’t see that she represents women…and her glorifying evil only makes her part of that team to blind girls to say it is okay…kim i hope you are reading this ..this disgracces the girl that has been raped but worse yet the girl who was moelsted at a young age how dare you glorify sex without marriage…you are burning inhell now and kim you can’t understand whyb the wolrd wants you and reggie doesn’t …because the world belongs to the devil and just maybe REGGIE may be a christian man….