Kim Kardashian attempted to play an April Fool’s joke when she posted the above pic of herself sporting a tattoo on her blog. Of course, for this joke to work it would require people to actually read her blog and not immediately cry “Photoshop!” at the jarring lack of Oprah arms. That said, it’s common knowledge if Kim got a tattoo it’d probably be on her ass and read:
“Please watch my reality television show Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sundays at 10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time on the E! Network cable channel. It features reality episodes with my sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian, along with my mom Kris Jenner and step-father Bruce Jenner. Sometimes my brother Robert Kardashian is on it, too. It’s a fantastic experience for your television viewing.
Also, scope out my official blog at Kim Kardashian.com using your personal computer and Internet connection to find out my deep personal thoughts on all kinds of topic. Even topics regarding my reality television show Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sundays at 10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time on the E! Network cable channel.
Oh, and yes, I’m the girl in the homemade pornographic film having sexual intercourse with R&B singer Ray J which somehow got leaked and marketed thus boosting my Q status in the public eye.”
Then under that would be a full artist rendering of the final battle in Lord of the Rings because, let’s be honest, there’d be some space to kill.