Kim Kardashian is auctioning off a chance to have lunch with her famous (possibly padded) ass. Her sisters Khloe and Kourtney will also stop by the lunch for some “girl talk.” NO WAY! Here’re the auction details loaded with tons of plugs for Kim’s store DASH. OH BOY!:
My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, “girl talk”, and of course our favorite topic – fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH, about 45 minutes away from Beverly Hills and Hollywood. DASH is at 4774 Park Granada #5, Calabasas, CA 91302.
After lunch, lets all go back to DASH and do some shopping! We want to help you look your best and will give you a $500 gift certificate to start out with. We all have different styles and tastes so you can be sure to get some helpful advice.
Proceeds from the auction will benefit The Dream Foundation which means (30% of) your wanton butt lust will help a good cause. Then again it’s already up to eight grand, so you’re looking at some serious cheddar for lunch with Kim at TGI Fridays. On top of that, you’re stuck listening to her sisters talk about the pitfalls of hair removal for two hours. I dunno about this. They better throw in some potato skins or I won’t even bother bidding with the Geekologist’s credit card. I’ve got principles, dammit.
Special thanks to Brennan who better not outbid me or I’ll negative feedback his ass into next week. Ha ha, just kidding. I love my readers. Next week, son…
Bidding for lunch? No thanks; in fact I’d get up and leave if she walked in the door.
I suppose someone in our mindless celebrity infatuated culture will do it, but I think it’s a truly tasteless thing to do. Pro sports, celebs, politics, all garbage, just garbage . . .
I’d happily throw my feces at any of a number of famous people including KK, Madonna, McCain, BO, Billary, Tom Cruise, Brangelina and any number of others if I wouldn’t get in trouble for it.
KIM HAS 40 PLUS HIPS HA! HA! HA!
KIM RELIES ON GIRDLES AND BUTT PADS HA! HA! HA!
KIM DOES NOT HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE CUZ HER HIPS ARE THE BIGGEST PART OF HER BODY HA! HA! HA!
Butt Pad Kim is a greedy fat bitch! How about you keep 30 percent and give 70 pecent to charity you self absorbed porn whore and no talent media whore.
I can’t believe this hasn’t been mentioned yet… by far, my favorite part of the auction description is the location. “We don’t know where we’d eat yet, but it will be somewhere nice, close to our store, blah blah, JUST 45 MINUTES FROM BEVERLY HILLS AND HOLLYWOOD in CALABASAS.” Is that how it works? You can be a part of Beverly Hills and Hollywood, no matter what your location, by putting “just” in front of the time it takes to drive there? Incredible!
Calabasas, the poor man’s Malibu.
I hate Calabasas because it is so hot in the summer and so much smog.
#50
You sound like a retard!
I want Kourtney to ride my cock while Kim suffocates me sitting on my face. For the money shot I won’t both on their knees, fighting over it.
Khloe can go out and get us coffee while we’re doing this. After, I want to shower with Kim and go to their home and hang out with Bruce Jenner. When he goes to bed, the action starts all over again.
As Khloe goes out for more coffee.
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Everytime I see Kim it makes me want to work extra hard at the gym because her big hips and big butt are scary.
Kim is wearing a loose dress because she does not feel like wearing her uncomfortable girdle with butt pads. I have size 42 hips and wearing a girdle all day is uncomfortable.
Only in America can someone become famous sheerly from the size of her ass. That, and getting peed on.
Oh, and I’m American.
Kim got famous for doing porn and wearing girdles with butt pads that make her huge loose butt look perky and the paps love taking pictures of her huge reshaped butt due to girdle with butt bads because it makes her big butt look unnaturally freaky.
Kim’s a super freak, super freak, she’s really freaky!
Shop with Kim Kardashian on ebaY *WHAT A JOKE*
Is this serious? ebaY is promoting this like crazy on there homepage and she is only donating 10% of the proceeds 30% for the lunch auction. WOW 10%. As if these people don’t make enough money for doing nothing and having one of the most abnormal mothers in the world, now eBay is helping them make more money by selling there designer stuff that they probably got for free anyway. You’re better than that ebaY. What a stupid world we live in……
I think Kim K is an amazingly beautiful young lady….. Her and her sisters and her mother. There’s nothing superficial about her or her personality. If you want to pick on someone, please pick on that toothpick manly looking walking disease Paris Hilton. Kim has a beautiful body, and an ass of a Goddess…. She’s the complete package. I mean just take a look at her. And to say she wears an asspad? LMAO…. That’s ridiculous…. Just look at the outline of her body. And when she walks, her booty walks with her. That’s impossible if she were wearing an asspad…..Even with NO makeup on and her hair in a ponytail, she’s still drop dead gorgeous. And to call her FAT or WIDE WAIST or cottage cheese ass, you’re all ridiculously retarded. Never in a million years would anyone in their right mind look at this young lady and pass up on her. Yes she’s privilaged. But come on, if you were in her shoes and you’re constantly being hounded and stalked and hated on, how would you feel? Please leave this beautiful woman alone. There are ALOT of screw-ups in Hollywood to pick on. I.E Paris, Lindsay and those asstard faggots Speidi or whatever the hell they call themselves.
Kim K, keep your head up and ignore all these haters. You’re a beautiful young lady and I wish you all the happiness in the world. Leave the haters to do what they do best…. AND HATE
Actually, I’d give my right testicle to spend a night with this bitch.
Superfish, you have no taste man, no taste at all.
Everyone here is in agreement that Kim has a big butt. But it is annoying that Kim denies wearing girdles and girdles with butt pads. When Kim wears tight dresses she wears her girdle with butt pads to hide the dimples and cellulite and her butt looks bigger and weird. Other than that Kim wears a shelf girdle that lifts and shapes. Here is a picture of Kim not wearing a girdle. Notice how Kim’s butt does not look perky as when she wears a girdle. Also notice how Kim’s butt is melting into her big thighs.
http://www.spreadit.info/kim-and-kourtney-kardashian-butt-flash/
I work for the government and have a lot of time to play. Most government workers work 4 hours a day. It is very hard to get fired from the government.
Everyone here is in agreement that Kim has a big butt. But it is annoying that Kim denies wearing girdles and girdles with butt pads. When Kim wears tight dresses she wears her girdle with butt pads to hide the dimples and cellulite and her butt looks bigger and weird. Other than that Kim wears a shelf girdle that lifts and shapes. Here is a picture of Kim not wearing a girdle. Notice how Kim’s butt does not look perky as when she wears a girdle. Also notice how Kim’s butt is melting into her big thighs.
http://www.spreadit.info/kim-and-kourtney-kardashian-butt-flash/
I work for the government and have a lot of time to play. Most government workers work 4 hours a day. It is very hard to get fired from the government.
This is one of Kim’s favorties!
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The Foxy Fanny’s 1/2″ silicone pads provide a subtle and moderate rounding affect. An additional set of 1″ thick foam pads ship with the Foxy Fanny for the best of both worlds…with this one panty set you can choose to have a subtle boost, a big boost, silicone pads or lightweight foam pads.
Both pad sets fit securely in a pad pocket and are removable for convenient wash and wear. Spandex and Nylon mesh controls and tones the waist and hips while the removable pads “perkify” the backside.
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This is one of Kim’s favorties!
Get a Foxy Fanny with our newest padded panty design! Our loyal customers asked for silicone padded panties and here they are. In a traditional panty cut with a midrise waistline, this shaper offers the best of both worlds…a flat tummy and perky booty.
The Foxy Fanny’s 1/2″ silicone pads provide a subtle and moderate rounding affect. An additional set of 1″ thick foam pads ship with the Foxy Fanny for the best of both worlds…with this one panty set you can choose to have a subtle boost, a big boost, silicone pads or lightweight foam pads.
Both pad sets fit securely in a pad pocket and are removable for convenient wash and wear. Spandex and Nylon mesh controls and tones the waist and hips while the removable pads “perkify” the backside.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/padded-panty-silicone.shtml
i think kim kardashian is hot as hell ifuckinn luv her ass and her big ass titties fuck all you haters that think kim is ugly kim i luv you!!
ok, I have the Foxy Fanny and it’s awesome for girls with no butt – but I seriously doubt that Kim Kardashian wears it. She need no “boost” from silicone padded panties!
Kim wears the butt bra. It’s for chicks with big saggy butts that need a lift. I wear one too and I’m like Kim; I would not leave home without wearing one.
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml