Kim Kardashian airport theft is a publicity stunt

November 29th, 2007 // 56 Comments
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Kim Kardashian’s claim that somebody stole $50,000 worth of stuff from her bag at JFK airport is not flying with authorities, according to Page Six:

The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it’s a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft.

Well, who didn’t see that one coming? At least it gives me an excuse to post this picture of Kim Kardashian with two Playboy Bunnies. I guess you can say I have a real passion for the news. Despite being fired from the local TV station for having a real passion for the weathergirl. Apparently yelling “I’ve got a storm front in my pants!” during her on-air report is considered sexual harassment these days. Perhaps I should’ve stuck to asking her to “sprinkle a little sexy in my coffee.” You know, keep things professional.


  1. Ill do her anytime…

  2. Betina

    This bitch is such a publicity whore.
    And what the fuck is up with those “Playboy” bunnies? Bitch on the left looks past her sell-by date and the other one is just a plain pudgy mess. Damn, Hef must really be lowering his standards, shit, I think I’ll apply for Playboy.

  3. Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can’t understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
    pretty girls on that site?

  4. Well ,so cool and sexy,i just can’t understand why.she looks much like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so many
    pretty girls on that site?

  5. Kristen

    Wow…how have I made it this far without my head exploding?

  6. Tori Spelling

    I hate this face conceited whore. I wish someone would do us all a favor and “off” this useless cunt.

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