Kim Kardashian appears in the latest issue of Complex, but when her photo gallery popped up online, the diligent folks over at ANIMAL noticed something was a tad off with the above pic:
We spotted this image (left) of the talentless starlet this morning in their “web exclusive” gallery, but by afternoon she was looking recognizably altered (right) and then removed from the site completely.
Wait. You mean Kim’s thighs aren’t perfectly creamy white, but instead blotchy and full of varicose veins? Jesus, it’s like everything I ever known is a lie. I should probably go down to the nudie bar and make sure the strippers are still real. With my hands.
UPDATE: Obviously, the bouncers are working for the machines. Save yourselves!
REAL UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has blogged, everybody: “I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.” Translation: “Hope you liked my publicity stunt.” Seriously, could this story have any more unpredictable twists? Next we’ll find out Khloe likes ice cream. Gasp!
bobo | March 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club ” A f f l u en tM e e t c o m ” for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
Revolted | March 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I just re-tasted my lunch.
Just Sayin' | March 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Hey Spammer above, go meet your mom there.
Regarding Kim, if I knew this is how famous you could become just by letting men piss on you, I’d have done it a long time ago. Amazing.
Autumn | March 25, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Honestly, I think the picture on the left looks like the fake. We’ve seen her numerous times in candid untouched shots and her legs don’t look like that. I call FOUL on this one!
david | March 25, 2009 at 5:07 pm
6th!?
Brian | March 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Strange, the spam guy has the same name as Kim’s chimp BF. What a disgusting piece of trash, She needs to have a ski accident.
Katherine | March 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm
7TH!
kim = talentless whore | March 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm
id still pee on her
aint that the truth | March 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm
im with 4 … the “real” one is the fake one
THAT_GIRL_JENN | March 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BECAUSE YOU WHITE MEN FIND ANOEXIC, SHAPELESS, ASIAN BOY BODY TYPES ATTRACTIVE, I AM SURE KIM MAKES YOU SICK.
NO WONDER SO MANY WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC, THAT STUPID HOMO WHITE MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THE CRAP WHITE WOMEN GO THROUGH.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
telly | March 25, 2009 at 5:17 pm
god i HATE when they lighten their skin. what. the fuck.
Photoshop Police | March 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
People never retouch photos.
Never happened.
Never will.
What’s a photoshop?
Never heard of it.
Someone’s photo got retouched so they look better. File under “Who Gives A Effff”
pepin | March 25, 2009 at 5:20 pm
pinche culote…
Allen's Woody | March 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm
#8 – I’ll see your pee and raise you one “chilidog” between her tits!
Pamm | March 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Omgg Kim Kardashian!! She is working out like crazy.. yeah i see it (NOT!!) Well read this bitch; go back to Dash and work yourself crazy bcuz as a so called celeb your nothing more than a hooker on high heels who made a sex tape and is now dating the famous Reggie. HOOOOOOKERRR
Amaranth | March 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm
wow… please don’t tell me you just found this out??? every super model and every magazine cover has been photoshopped to bring out the curves and take the blemishes out prior to production prints. Its been going on since magazines started to hit shelves as far as I can remember.
KK GO AWAY | March 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I DON’T THINK IT’S THE FACT THAT HER PICS ARE AIRBRUSHED, BECAUSE EVERYONE’S ARE. IT’S JUST THAT SHE WALKS AROUND ACTING LIKE SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO WORTHY OF ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY. KIM, YOU HAVE NO TALENT. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE A CELEBRITY.
Binky | March 25, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Good point #16.
To me it looks like she’s been hair brushed as well
Very sneaky.
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Holy crap! That’s a huge different! Am i the only one with real pics!?
Lain | March 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
LOL HER FAT’S ROLLING OUT. Finally! Proof that being womanly means being fat.
teddy | March 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
#4
you’re an idiot.
Lain | March 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
The Superfish is not acting shocked; it’s quite the opposite. Instead, we just have before and after shots of exactly how photoshopped the pictures are.
Darth | March 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Inm the ‘ after’ pic she looks even a bit hot! When were these pics taken!?
Sportsdvl | March 25, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#10 just because White men find YOU unattractive doesn’t mean White men only like thin girls. It’s just you that they don’t like.
Deacon Jones | March 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Well, at least her tits are untouched..
@10 Just shut up bitch. I got a headache just reading that.
Lain | March 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm
The second one is fake because, LOL, the shadows are wrong. But I’m being serious. Legs don’t have highlights and shadows like those. I’m afraid the first one looks like the real one.
g_girl | March 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Disgusting thighs. Ugh….. And, also, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Heidi | March 25, 2009 at 5:50 pm
First off.. If you have such a problem with the media “making women anorexic” stop reading magazines, stop watching tv. It’s a fact of life that everyone is airbrushed or has 13lbs of makeup on. If women are too self-concious to get over that, its their problem.
Second – has anyone else noticed that it’s not JUST the legs that got touched up? The whole outfit fits better in the 2nd picture… they did some major messing with it =P
steph | March 25, 2009 at 5:54 pm
honestly, i think shes gorgeous, yes shes kinda heavy in the lower region. but i’m kinda lanky and i wish i had a little bit of curves like hers. and shes awesome at taking pics!
i know most of you are gonna go nuts or something but whatever
GO STEELERS!
Brian | March 25, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Football season is over. Wow, lanky and stupid, what a mix.
Name | March 25, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Any man who has a problem with that body (airbrushed or otherwise) is clearly homosexual and should just come out of the closet.
EW! | March 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Bitenuker! I just barfed in my mouth.
Do FreeBird | March 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm
#10 – You’re right about us calling her fat and lumpy.
In reality, she’s fat, lumpy and ugly in ways that are hard to describe.
Oh, and #8, if you want to pee on her knock yourself out. I’m sure you would have a great time, and she would get a much needed cleaning. Personally, I wouldn’t piss in her mouth if her face was on fire.
James Green | March 25, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I guess I don’t keep up with Kim like I should. Who peed on her? Although I’m not really into such things, I’d make an exception for her. #10 can choke on dick.
You are morons | March 25, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I would never typically comment…. because I have a job. But the pictures are virtually identical. Sure, you can notice a difference here or there, you people are ridiculous. America is in a bad way…. Never when I was growing up to did people put THIS much emphasis on how someone looks. Don’t get me wrong, it has always been a factor, but this is sad.
le fag | March 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm
de-grannied panties
de-assed
de-veined
shoulder scrunched
tummy tucked
breast lift
THEN airbrushed.
All in all, your typical digital Extreme Makeover: Talentless Cow Edition
Yeah | March 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I’d rather fuck the one on the left. Something turns me on about those big, vulgar, veiny, chunky, thighs, but her skinny, pretty, feminine face. It’s like she’s innocent, but she’s nasty.
By the way I’m also turned on by big veiny tits. Like Christina Aguilera’s at “F-listed.com christina aguilera tucks her juggs away in cheetah”
Beth | March 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm
They took several inches off her waist. Yikes.
just a girl | March 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
She’s just a FAT COW.
Sway | March 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
they forgot to do her face
Ike | March 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Is this really shocking? Of course she looks like that without airbrushing and retouching. Even if she wasn’t fat, she still wouldn’t look as “perfect” as the retouched photos.
Rough Daddy | March 25, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Ohh great, I guest if she gets creamy in the cooch for me, ill turn it down…who hasn’t been airbrush…
Unimpressed | March 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm
It’s not really that much of a difference. She looks pretty much the same, they just slimmed her down a tiny bit and evened her skin.
Seems like less editing than is standard!
GuyHolly | March 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I’s put my SS Sputnik in her moon cratered ass.
Americanwhitetrash | March 25, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Who’s cock is this whore sucking to keep getting splashed all over the place? The only claim to fame this family has is the old man defended a murderer and everyone knew it. I mean really she has no talent, and an over sized out of proportion fat ass. Is this the infatuation? No wonder the Country is going down the toilet.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
There’s pretty much zero point railing against people lacking talent enjoying fame. So it goes, you know? It’s more interesting to ask yourself why you care. Does bwubbywubby think he should be famous too, and isn’t?
Do FreeBird | March 25, 2009 at 6:47 pm
#40 – SOmeone does her face at least 2-3 times a day. I do believe it’s called a protean creame facial.
Now close your eyes everyone and try to imagine what her ass crack smells like at the end of a hot LA day.
Katie | March 25, 2009 at 7:04 pm
So wait, is the “unaltered” one actually real? I’m confused :/
TheJoker07 | March 25, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Yummy!
The Bisexual | March 25, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I think she’s pretty…but I also think she’s out of shape. Her legs in the first picture look completely aweful. Climb onto the elyptical, girl!