UPDATE: Kim Kardashian airbrushed? I don’t believe it.

March 25th, 2009 // 210 Comments

Kim Kardashian appears in the latest issue of Complex, but when her photo gallery popped up online, the diligent folks over at ANIMAL noticed something was a tad off with the above pic:

We spotted this image (left) of the talentless starlet this morning in their “web exclusive” gallery, but by afternoon she was looking recognizably altered (right) and then removed from the site completely.

Wait. You mean Kim’s thighs aren’t perfectly creamy white, but instead blotchy and full of varicose veins? Jesus, it’s like everything I ever known is a lie. I should probably go down to the nudie bar and make sure the strippers are still real. With my hands.

UPDATE: Obviously, the bouncers are working for the machines. Save yourselves!

REAL UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has blogged, everybody: “I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.” Translation: “Hope you liked my publicity stunt.” Seriously, could this story have any more unpredictable twists? Next we’ll find out Khloe likes ice cream. Gasp!

Photos: ANIMAL, Complex
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  1. bobo

    Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club ” A f f l u en tM e e t c o m ” for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

  2. Revolted

    I just re-tasted my lunch.

  3. Hey Spammer above, go meet your mom there.

    Regarding Kim, if I knew this is how famous you could become just by letting men piss on you, I’d have done it a long time ago. Amazing.

  4. Autumn

    Honestly, I think the picture on the left looks like the fake. We’ve seen her numerous times in candid untouched shots and her legs don’t look like that. I call FOUL on this one!

  5. david

    6th!?

  6. Brian

    Strange, the spam guy has the same name as Kim’s chimp BF. What a disgusting piece of trash, She needs to have a ski accident.

  7. Katherine

    7TH!

  8. kim = talentless whore

    id still pee on her

  9. aint that the truth

    im with 4 … the “real” one is the fake one

  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    BECAUSE YOU WHITE MEN FIND ANOEXIC, SHAPELESS, ASIAN BOY BODY TYPES ATTRACTIVE, I AM SURE KIM MAKES YOU SICK.

    NO WONDER SO MANY WHITE WOMEN ARE ANOREXIC, THAT STUPID HOMO WHITE MEN ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THE CRAP WHITE WOMEN GO THROUGH.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  11. telly

    god i HATE when they lighten their skin. what. the fuck.

  12. Photoshop Police

    People never retouch photos.

    Never happened.
    Never will.

    What’s a photoshop?
    Never heard of it.

    Someone’s photo got retouched so they look better. File under “Who Gives A Effff”

  13. pepin

    pinche culote…

  14. Allen's Woody

    #8 – I’ll see your pee and raise you one “chilidog” between her tits!

  15. Pamm

    Omgg Kim Kardashian!! She is working out like crazy.. yeah i see it (NOT!!) Well read this bitch; go back to Dash and work yourself crazy bcuz as a so called celeb your nothing more than a hooker on high heels who made a sex tape and is now dating the famous Reggie. HOOOOOOKERRR

  16. Amaranth

    wow… please don’t tell me you just found this out??? every super model and every magazine cover has been photoshopped to bring out the curves and take the blemishes out prior to production prints. Its been going on since magazines started to hit shelves as far as I can remember.

  17. KK GO AWAY

    I DON’T THINK IT’S THE FACT THAT HER PICS ARE AIRBRUSHED, BECAUSE EVERYONE’S ARE. IT’S JUST THAT SHE WALKS AROUND ACTING LIKE SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO WORTHY OF ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY. KIM, YOU HAVE NO TALENT. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE A CELEBRITY.

  18. Binky

    Good point #16.
    To me it looks like she’s been hair brushed as well
    Very sneaky.

  19. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Holy crap! That’s a huge different! Am i the only one with real pics!?

  20. Lain

    LOL HER FAT’S ROLLING OUT. Finally! Proof that being womanly means being fat.

  21. teddy

    #4

    you’re an idiot.

  22. Lain

    The Superfish is not acting shocked; it’s quite the opposite. Instead, we just have before and after shots of exactly how photoshopped the pictures are.

  23. Darth

    Inm the ‘ after’ pic she looks even a bit hot! When were these pics taken!?

  24. #10 just because White men find YOU unattractive doesn’t mean White men only like thin girls. It’s just you that they don’t like.

  25. Deacon Jones

    Well, at least her tits are untouched..

    @10 Just shut up bitch. I got a headache just reading that.

  26. Lain

    The second one is fake because, LOL, the shadows are wrong. But I’m being serious. Legs don’t have highlights and shadows like those. I’m afraid the first one looks like the real one.

  27. g_girl

    Disgusting thighs. Ugh….. And, also, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

  28. Heidi

    First off.. If you have such a problem with the media “making women anorexic” stop reading magazines, stop watching tv. It’s a fact of life that everyone is airbrushed or has 13lbs of makeup on. If women are too self-concious to get over that, its their problem.

    Second – has anyone else noticed that it’s not JUST the legs that got touched up? The whole outfit fits better in the 2nd picture… they did some major messing with it =P

  29. steph

    honestly, i think shes gorgeous, yes shes kinda heavy in the lower region. but i’m kinda lanky and i wish i had a little bit of curves like hers. and shes awesome at taking pics!

    i know most of you are gonna go nuts or something but whatever

    GO STEELERS!

  30. Brian

    Football season is over. Wow, lanky and stupid, what a mix.

  31. Name

    Any man who has a problem with that body (airbrushed or otherwise) is clearly homosexual and should just come out of the closet.

  32. EW!

    Bitenuker! I just barfed in my mouth.

  33. Do FreeBird

    #10 – You’re right about us calling her fat and lumpy.

    In reality, she’s fat, lumpy and ugly in ways that are hard to describe.

    Oh, and #8, if you want to pee on her knock yourself out. I’m sure you would have a great time, and she would get a much needed cleaning. Personally, I wouldn’t piss in her mouth if her face was on fire.

  34. I guess I don’t keep up with Kim like I should. Who peed on her? Although I’m not really into such things, I’d make an exception for her. #10 can choke on dick.

  35. You are morons

    I would never typically comment…. because I have a job. But the pictures are virtually identical. Sure, you can notice a difference here or there, you people are ridiculous. America is in a bad way…. Never when I was growing up to did people put THIS much emphasis on how someone looks. Don’t get me wrong, it has always been a factor, but this is sad.

  36. le fag

    de-grannied panties
    de-assed
    de-veined
    shoulder scrunched
    tummy tucked
    breast lift
    THEN airbrushed.

    All in all, your typical digital Extreme Makeover: Talentless Cow Edition

  37. Yeah

    I’d rather fuck the one on the left. Something turns me on about those big, vulgar, veiny, chunky, thighs, but her skinny, pretty, feminine face. It’s like she’s innocent, but she’s nasty.

    By the way I’m also turned on by big veiny tits. Like Christina Aguilera’s at “F-listed.com christina aguilera tucks her juggs away in cheetah”

  38. Beth

    They took several inches off her waist. Yikes.

  39. just a girl

    She’s just a FAT COW.

  40. Sway

    they forgot to do her face

  41. Ike

    Is this really shocking? Of course she looks like that without airbrushing and retouching. Even if she wasn’t fat, she still wouldn’t look as “perfect” as the retouched photos.

  42. Ohh great, I guest if she gets creamy in the cooch for me, ill turn it down…who hasn’t been airbrush…

  43. Unimpressed

    It’s not really that much of a difference. She looks pretty much the same, they just slimmed her down a tiny bit and evened her skin.
    Seems like less editing than is standard!

  44. I’s put my SS Sputnik in her moon cratered ass.

  45. Americanwhitetrash

    Who’s cock is this whore sucking to keep getting splashed all over the place? The only claim to fame this family has is the old man defended a murderer and everyone knew it. I mean really she has no talent, and an over sized out of proportion fat ass. Is this the infatuation? No wonder the Country is going down the toilet.

  46. There’s pretty much zero point railing against people lacking talent enjoying fame. So it goes, you know? It’s more interesting to ask yourself why you care. Does bwubbywubby think he should be famous too, and isn’t?

  47. Do FreeBird

    #40 – SOmeone does her face at least 2-3 times a day. I do believe it’s called a protean creame facial.

    Now close your eyes everyone and try to imagine what her ass crack smells like at the end of a hot LA day.

  48. Katie

    So wait, is the “unaltered” one actually real? I’m confused :/

  49. TheJoker07

    Yummy!

  50. The Bisexual

    I think she’s pretty…but I also think she’s out of shape. Her legs in the first picture look completely aweful. Climb onto the elyptical, girl!

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