Kim Kardashian & Adrianne Curry in Bikinis

March 29th, 2010 // 80 Comments

Because I always reward attention-seeking famewhores who pose in bikinis, here’s photos of Adrianne Curry and Kim Kardashian that they recently posted to their respective Twitter accounts. While neither one holds a candle to Coco, Adrianne Curry wins for not even trying to hide the fact she has implants and that time she made her husband a sandwich without pants on. (You should really be writing this down, Kim.)

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  1. rkplotsmcplots

    first on the first. suck it.

  2. Willie Dixon

    Vast improvement over Pucktard.

  3. abby

    First?

  4. Bobbysup

    FIRST, HI2U BOBBY

  5. gen

    Adrienne is actually a super-beautiful woman. Kim is an ugly little reality TV troll.

  6. HB

    Nice legs, but she’s so annoying that you can’t even really enjoy them.

  7. Kimberly

    So are you suggesting that Kim Kardashian could have held on to Reggie Bush a little longer if only she’d learned the fine art of sandwich making sans pants?

  8. name withheld

    I wonder if that Brady Bunch guy, likes it when she wears the dildo..

  9. Mr. Nice Guy

    Adrianne Curry looks Great and Yes, follow her example on sandwich making sans pants for a Happy Marriage.

  10. Drestylz

    Think she has a gag reflex? Lets find out….

  11. DUMB

    KIM IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WHORE.

  12. HoHoHo

    Can we take up a collection to pay Kim to keep her clothes on?

  13. Adrianne Curry’s face is not attractive in the least.

  14. Adrianne Curry’s face is not attractive in the least. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever met an Adrianne that was. Weird.

  15. Adrianne Curry’s face is not attractive in the least. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever met an Adrianne that was. Weird.

  16. HoHoHo

    Can we take up a collection to pay Kim to keep her clothes on?

  17. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! The Twitter Trinity FTW! (CoCo, Kim, & Adrienne)

  18. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  19. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  20. WTF

    This is proof that Kim K is not that hot.

  21. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  22. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  23. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  24. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  25. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  26. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  27. TekMoney

    You’re on a roll today, Fish! Keep it up! CoCo, Kim, and Adrienne FTW!

  28. looselipz

    its karTRASHian, karTRASHian, karTRASHian, karTRASHian, WTF get it right america

  29. Asschilee

    Well at least Kim doesn’t look like a hillbilly pageant queen.

  30. rusty

    nice zit on your forehead kim! hahaha. But i would still fuck you.

  31. thebitchisback

    they both need to GET A LIFE…

  32. She has a really nice toned body. I’m not a big fan of the implants, but at least they are fairly proportionate to the rest of her body.

  33. Darrin

    Curry’s a cutie – I’ll never understand the appeal of the Kardashian sisters though…

  34. captain america

    just one kim kardashian to please us all.
    I’M SURE SHE CAN DO IT, folks!!

  35. She has a really nice toned body. I’m not a big fan of the implants, but at least they are fairly proportionate to the rest of her body.

  36. Adrienne looks like she has been smacked in the face with a frying pan… looks like that “medical” marijuana is taking it’s toll…

  37. faanee

    since when adrianne curry has big boobs?

  38. Dey

    nice boobss.. buts its look like fake lol

  39. Dey

    yeah!!! nice…

  40. Nero

    Why are these girls always chasing me!? It’s a curse to be born with hot looks like i have!

  41. Darth

    You bet that these girls have all the tools to make you feel good! How about their competence? Are they pretty skilled too?

  42. Gando

    #41
    That’s right,you can give any guy a hammer.And some of them will hit their thumb only while others will nail them right down at once!

  43. Rhialto

    I guess the moral of the story is @42,we’d better avoid girls with blue swollen thumbs?

  44. Galtacticus

    I’m wondering how Adrianne Curry’s husband,Brady Bunch guy,is keeping her satisfied? A Steady supply of Viagra always on stock?

  45. Gando

    Maybe he’s one of the guys who’s nailing it right down #44.We don’t know.

  46. Darth

    Nailing Kim Kardashian down would be a bit more difficult.That’s the same as nailing down an Auping box-spring matras.

  47. Starmaker

    I see possibilities!

  48. That adrianne curry looks psycotic. Kims face is questionable, but the racks more than compensates.

  49. Catalyste

    Adrian wins because she didn’t need makeup to make a hot photo of herself….plus her voice doesn’t give you that chaffed-on-cheese-grater feel when she speaks.

  50. Why doesn’t Adrienne Curry pose for playboy already. I’m tired of waiting for her nude pictures to put on my site.

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