Kim Kardash- Sweet Mother of Mammaries…

April 30th, 2008 // 154 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don’t need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on “Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk.”

Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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  1. why does she have such a fuzzy forehead? maybe she should wax her foreheadbeard?

  2. Fat Cunt

    Why do we keep having to hear about this bearded hag and her gigantic gaping mud shark hole? she’s fugly. I have to insist- no more mud shark until she shows us her balls. Thank you

  3. Mama Pinkus

    That gal is straddling the fine line between voluptuos and fat. Time to watch that calorie intake and hit the gym, Ms. K !!!

  4. Yeah Boy

    Wow i think everyone who says she’s ugly is retarded. If you don’t like her, great whatever, but you really can’t say she’s ugly. Just because she’s not a tiny twig doesn’t make her fat either. Besides don’t cameras add 10 pounds or whatever? I just think the same people who comment every single post about her and say “God she’s hideos” are pathetic and annoying.

  5. Yeah Boy

    Wow i think everyone who says she’s ugly is retarded. If you don’t like her, great whatever, but you really can’t say she’s ugly. Just because she’s not a tiny twig doesn’t make her fat either. Besides don’t cameras add 10 pounds or whatever? I just think the same people who comment every single post about her and say “God she’s hideos” are pathetic and annoying.

  6. Sam

    If you’re turned on by fat dumb gutter chicks, man, you must be all kinds of hard for this useless n i g g er loving whore.

  7. alex

    54/55

    unless the camera adds 50 lbs, shes fat

  8. Ed

    I feel compelled to look at her, but it’s pretty much the same thing as when I just have to inspect the toilet paper after I wipe.

  9. mimang

    every single time KK gets posted here everybody make comments about her being fat… she looks fine to me. well next to americans. americans are 70% fat. just get that into your sick jealous little heads.
    bite me.

  10. Rick

    Lots of people seem to get pissed off, but I don’t really mind it if fat chicks got to celebrity blogs and write comments insisting that lardasses like Kim aren’t fat. What’s the big deal? Who cares about fat chicks anyway?

  11. Ted from LA

    I think she looks great… considering she appears to be transforming into a wolfman. Haaaaaoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. KT

    Trying not to laugh.

  13. Elk

    Man the level of hate for Kim from women is insane. You’d think she stole their boyfriend.

    And so far this comment is the best:
    28. Um
    “Sorry, she can’t get any guy she wants. I’m a guy and she’s not relationship material AT ALL. I wouldn’t even have sex with her because she’s too dirty. NO I’m not gay either. She gets PEED on for crying out loud! By dirty wannabe rappers! The only thing I’d want from her is her bank account before she loses it all.”

    There is just so much wrong with this woman’s attempt post as a guy it’s funny.

  14. Moose

    Yeah, most guys wouldn’t say she’s far or ugly. She’s got big tits and a big ass, who wouldn’t love that? I’d hit it in a heartbeat…except she’s only into nig logs. I don’t care how hot a girl is, if she’s into nigs – and especially, gold-toof’d rapper nigs, who piss on her – then I’ll pass, thanks. You can’t wash that degenerate stench off.

  15. I like her TITS, ASS, PUSSY, FACE, HAIR, BODY, EARS, FEET including TOES and all.
    ………………..JUST EVERYTHING!!

  16. obvious man

    In case you haven’t figured it out, this site got bought by this chick’s paparazzi machine. he used to rip on her, but now she’s “hot.”

    dudes, I love a fat booty and some sultry-ass features, but this bitch has fake titties and a fake booty, with some collagen bullshit and some girdle ass shit, and of course, a fake face, but I don’t pay that much attention. she’d be like fucking a big ass air mattress at this point. throw some love at some real booty, like j-lo, or beyonce, or that greek chick I don’t know her name, or esther
    baxter, or jessica biel. shit, jb’s been working hard at it. Or keep it real with trina, but i’m not sure what that’s looking like these days.

    Or you all can keep peeping this busted bitch, whose booty probably looks like wilford brimley’s stomach, were it not for all that creative underwear they cram her in. If this chick’s booty is for real, then give us a real bikini photo, without the wrap. Biel’s got one, Serena’s got one, Beyonce’s got one, J-Lo’s got one. Where’s yours?

  17. voracious

    Why is she dressing so horribly lately? She used to rock those sick ass herve Leger dresses, these form fittign dresses and now she’s freakin’ walking around in this crap?

  18. Daniel

    EW I am SOOO fucking OVER The Superficial for feeding into this SEMI attractive dumbass bitch whos famous for having a father who defended a guilty man and getting PISSED on, shes NOT that great, and there is no GOSSIP about her anymore, she has tits, and an ass, big deal, fucking start a porn site. It just isn’t funny anymore, Kim Kardashian. COM has less about her than this stupid page.

  19. English Bob

    Kims not so bad, but what the fuck is that behemoth behind her.. Man that Khloe is one huge big fat bitch. Nuff said!

  20. Melissa

    @66:

    I’ve noticed that too; her ass is always covered up! What’s she really got going on under there?!

  21. Sasha

    On her website she has a video saying she has learned to not wear so much make-up, and thinks she looks better without it on… yeah, okay, that’s why she has so much piled on that it looks like her skin is a different color.

  22. I would whack off on the White House lawn for this chick. But that’s not saying too much, because i did that to protest lower Medicare payments too.

  23. GalPal

    Both this chick and Paris Hilton are complete fools. What this one lacks is the unique comedic element that Paris brings. Sure you know Paris is a goof, but there is something appealing in her brazen stupidity. This one is just annoying. Subtle differences, but all good….

  24. Grunion

    I’d like to watch the big one whip out her cock and give Kim the golden shower you know she’s dying for.

  25. blair

    dude this chick is beefy…where is the simona stratton fusca or whatever her name is

  26. gotmilk?

    yes, that dress sure does wonders for her fat rolls!

  27. Jaffo

    I have to assume this pic means she put her girdle on upside down…

  28. mmhmm

    What’s with always posting pictures of this fat bitch? She does even less than the sluts on the Hills and is at least 8 times uglier/more hairy.

  29. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  30. Seymour Butts

    She strikes me as having an unwashed ass.

  31. wow

    she’s the hottest woman alive

  32. Darby

    #64

    Most creepy guys that are into fat chicks find Kim appealing. Give me a tight bubble butt and I’m a happy camper. Kim has a huge loose butt that is nothing without her girdle.

  33. Jay

    #59

    Americans should not be praising fat Americans; especially worthless no talent fat Americans like Kim. If 70 percent of Americans are overweight then it is possible that there are actually fit Americans posting negative comments about Kim because she is a big fat joke. I am a fit American and I find Kim’s fat body disgusting even with her girdle.

  34. James

    There is nothing special about a fat chick that has no talent. But I suspect Kim makes other fat chicks feel good about themselves and about wearing a girdle.

  35. she's sooooooooo hot

    She’s soooooooooooooooooooooooo fine she makes my dick explode everytime.

  36. me

    She may well be the most beautiful woman I’ve laid my eyes on in my whole life.

  37. Samuel

    #85

    I suspect anything makes your dick explode ha! ha!

    #86
    You need to get out more often ha! ha!

    Kim is cute, but fat and has to wear a girdle ha! ha! And puts on too much make up like a drag queen.

  38. Mia

    I look at Kim and I am happy that I made good decisions in my life like getting a college degree that allowed me to have a great career, exercising regularly and maintaining a healthy weight. I am the same height as Kim and I could never ever imagine getting that fat and having to wear a girdle all the time and having to cover my butt when wearing a swim suit. I could not imagine being fat like Kim and having my thighs rub together as I walk.

  39. Dude

    #85

    You said it man. This is all Kim is good for. A fantasy about an easy fat chick that gives it out and does porn. I love jerking off to fat chicks like Kim. She does not have a perky butt but when I jerk off to her I think of her as having a hot bubble butt (although her ass is wide and loose) but hey it’s my fantasy.

  40. #87 is the hater, PATHETIC LOSER!

    #87 shut up jealous pathetic bitch, you loser. Kim’s the finest woman you’ve seen in your life and you know it and your boyfriend is in love with her, that’s why you hate her.
    Holy shit, you spend your whole life on the superficial sitting your ugly flat ass in front of your computer posting hate comments on every Kim Kardashian post. It’s obvious that you have no life at all AND THAT YOU NEED TO GET OUT A LITTLE AND GET A LIFE, maybe you’d see more women to get jealous of and you wouldn’t solely focus on Kim Kardashian, your obsession. You need mental help. Every man on the planet thinks Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest women in the world, so suck it and go kill yourself because she’s insanely hot and stunning and you’re an ugly pathetic no life jealous loser no one cares about, with no life and who no one looks at, and with an unhealthy obsession with Kim Kardashian and sitting yout flat fat ass on your chair your entire life. PATHETIC LOSER!

  41. mmm

    I’d like to thank the ugly no life jealous hater and her unhealthy obsession with Kim Kardashian for posting all those comments on every Kim Kardashian post and making her even a hotter item, so much that thanks to that Superfish brings us delightfully hot pictures of Kim Kardashian every single day. Thank you hater=)

  42. BONNER

    FISHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME???? YESTERDAY KIMS ASS TODAY HER MAMMARIES?? NO WONDER EVRYONE AROUND ME THINKS THAT IM ON DOPE. I HAVE A DAMN BOARDROOM MEETING IN 20 MINUTES IN WHICH IM SUPPOSED TO GIVE A PRESENTATION. WELL I GUESS MR. BONNER WILL HAVE A KIM BONER FOR ALL TO LOOK AT. ILL TAKE CARE OF IT SOON AFTERWARS.
    KIMMY KARDASHIAN THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN ON THIS PLANET!!!!

  43. Hi Kim K. or a Fat Chick Like Kim

    #90 (Kim K. or a fat chick like Kim that has to wear a girdle)

    You are in denial and I suppose your feelings are hurt because you are fat like Kim or you are actually Kim ha! ha! and have to wear a girdle ha! ha!

    Yeah yeah yeah Kim is not fat she is curvy ha! ha!

    Yeah we know we are jealous because Kim has to wear a girdle and we don’t ha! ha!

    Yeah and we must be jealous because creepy guys jerk off to fat loose butt Kim ha! ha!

  44. Ray

    #92

    I know what you mean dude. I fantasy that I am having problems taking off Kim’s girdle so I use scissors and then swoosh! Her big fat butt plunges out and I spank her big loose butts and watch it jiggle like jello and the thought pushes me over the edge! I love jerking off to fat chicks!

  45. Jesus Christ, the hater is the most pathetic human being on earth

    #93, yep, Kim Kardashian chases you, she lives on TheSuperficial just like you waiting for you to post your daily Kim hate obsession so she can reply, because she’s obsessed with you just like you are with her. Kim is everywhere you look, she has hauted your house and your man’s dick and every male’s dick on the planet, she’s on the air, she’s everywhere, she’s like god, she’s stalking you, she lives waiting to hear what retaded shit you have to say because Kim is watching you. Kim is everywhere, Kim is in your dreams, you spend all day and night thinking of Kim Kardashian,and so is an army of Kim Kardashian clones, all over the internet watching you and what you have to say to reply and all over the streets, Kim Kardashian is taking over the world!
    MENTAL RETARDED JEALOUS BITCH, GO TO A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST BECAUSE YOU HAVE MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES, PLUS YOU’RE RETARDED. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR ONCE AND GET YOUR FLAT FAT ASS OFF YOUR CHAIR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE KIM KARDASHIAN, GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU’RE THE MOST PATHETIC HUMAN BEING I’VE WITNESSED IN MY WHOLE LIFE. STOP THE JEALOUSY AND MENTAL ILLNESS BECAUSE IT’S GONNA KILL YOU AND I’M SERIOUS. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE A LITTLE AND TRY TO SOCIALIZE, YOU’LL REALIZE THAT THERE’S MORE WOMEN OUT THERE BESIDES KIM THAT YOUR MAN WOULD ALSO LIKE TO FUCK. YOUR JEALOUSY IS BORDERLINE INSANE.

  46. Name Goes Here

    Jenners aren’t too happy about this, I’ll bet:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L90eiOloX4

  47. To: Kim, Mandy, or The Fat Chick

    #95 (Kim, Mandy, or The Fat Chick)

    I find it amusing that you get so upset over people posting the truth; Kim is a fat worthless no talent media whore. She has a huge loose butt so she has to wear a girdle ha! ha! ha! And Kim has to cover her huge loose butt when wearing a swim suit ha! ha! ha!

    You say Kim is everywhere which is true because she is huge ha! ha! ha!

    It sounds like you need help because you are very upset over all the negative comments posted about Kim and I find it amusing and it breaks up the work day.

  48. sara

    from looking at her face, neck, arms, legs, etc., here, i’m not really sure that she is bigger – i think she just has on different support garments than she does in the photos where she looks thinner.

  49. Doc

    Dear # 95

    I am sorry you are fat like Kim and have to wear a girdle like Kim. You need to feel better about yourself by joining Weight Watchers, losing weight, and exercising regularly. You will feel better about yourself because being fat I’m told is no fun at all and having to wear a girdle and body shapers all the time is very uncomfortable.

  50. Wendy

    98

    Good point or they probably photoshoped it because in this pic they did not airbrush her fat because she is fat as usual.

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