Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don’t need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on “Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk.”
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Texas Tranny | April 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I love the dress
BB | April 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Botswana!
It's me Fuckers | April 30, 2008 at 5:08 pm
It looks like she has a boot print on the left side of her face… (her left, our right) WTF happened to the shot?!
Harry Ballzack | April 30, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Damn !!!
Talk about your tons of fun !!!
toolboy | April 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
That bitch makes me want to be a second rate rapper with a full bladder…..
It's me Fuckers | April 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
The first pict… if you look at it, it’s fucked up…
ph7 | April 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Glad to see we’re back to the titties.
Jackson | April 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Kim looks fatter in these pics. She must be doing some serious eating down under!
Kat | April 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I’m so confused by this chick…sometimes she looks fat, other times she looks hot and fairly thin (well, maybe normal)
Yeah, I know, apparently I’m a jealous female because I’ll never look like that! (Please spare me), but seriously…
Why does she seem to look different with each picture? Is she taking some with a girdle and some without?
austin | April 30, 2008 at 5:25 pm
yah baby . . .
10pound | April 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
she looks like a shit I took
untildeathdo | April 30, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Both are nice looking women. Certainly helping me get over the Crackhouse. But I agree that both are wearing some serious undergarments. Nothing wrong with that. They can be fun coming off!
Load On Her Back | April 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I would put a load on her back!
Kim Lard-ass-ian | April 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Bitches – I have been eating up a kangaroo down here. I put on a few pounds, trying to make my sister look less huge by geetting huge myself, Sisterly love!
nipolian | April 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm
KK = 64% body fat, 8% Armenian grease, 3% stink.
Poor Fat Kim | April 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
#9
I think Kim has different types of girdles from low support to maximum support. The longer Kim stays in Austrailia the fatter she is going to get like in this picture. Kim should probably try eating her food slower and stay away from big servings. I suspect that Kim lost some weight in the other picture from doing diet pills because it is obvious Kim does not have the motivation and discipline to eat right and exercise regularly so of course she will get it all back again quickly like in these pics.
I am so glad I am not fat like Kim and know when to push myself from the plate!
Poor Fat Kim | April 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
#9
I think Kim has different types of girdles from low support to maximum support. The longer Kim stays in Austrailia the fatter she is going to get like in this picture. Kim should probably try eating her food slower and stay away from big servings. I suspect that Kim lost some weight in the other picture from doing diet pills because it is obvious Kim does not have the motivation and discipline to eat right and exercise regularly so of course she will get it all back again quickly like in these pics.
I am so glad I am not fat like Kim and know when to push myself from the plate!
plasticsurgeryplease | April 30, 2008 at 5:49 pm
DUDE wtf is wrong with her cheek bone
La Gorda | April 30, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Fat body = fat tits.
Think about it people.
(and don’t start preaching about how she isn’t fat, you sorry sons of bitches)
cltsig | April 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm
mudshark
Auntie Kryst | April 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm
@15 Remaining 25% = thieving gypsy whore??
IFuckingHateYou | April 30, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Fat, ugly, uni-brow, gets pissed on. When can I bring her home to meet momma?
On a good note, there’s a 73% chance that she’s finally swallowed Paris whole, since we haven’t heard from that worthless cunt in awhile.
mai-tai | April 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Get real, Superficial. That is the worst Photoshop s*h*i*t-job I have ever seen. Booooo!
corduroyfire | April 30, 2008 at 6:00 pm
ffffffffFAT!
Mandy | April 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Wow, she’s been looking better and more in shape lately. And what a gorgeous, exotic face. Definitely could get any guy she wanted.
InternetToughGuy | April 30, 2008 at 6:06 pm
MMMOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angie | April 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm
#25
LOL!
If Kim could get any man she wants then she would not have ended up with that loser want to be thug Ray; the guy Kim did porn with and then he dumped her. Kim just dates ugly black men. Even her ex husband was an ugly black man. I’ve seen my share of nice looking black men, but Kim sure has not LOL! I suppose the nice looking black men do not like fat chicks with big wide butts. They would probably like a nice bubble butt but unfortunately the only way Kim gets a bubble butt is by wearing her girdle with butt pads.
Um | April 30, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Sorry, she can’t get any guy she wants. I’m a guy and she’s not relationship material AT ALL. I wouldn’t even have sex with her because she’s too dirty. NO I’m not gay either. She gets PEED on for crying out loud! By dirty wannabe rappers! The only thing I’d want from her is her bank account before she loses it all.
Jamie's Uterus | April 30, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I think she’s a slob. Sloppy mess. And let’s men urinate on her. Lovely.
joey jo jo shabadoo jr | April 30, 2008 at 6:23 pm
two pickets to tittsburgh
Up Uranus | April 30, 2008 at 6:29 pm
OINK!
There was a time when i thought she was pretty fine. After all I think it is so attractive to see a girl with an actual, real life, ass. Rather than all these pasty, large breasted bimbos who are completely ass less that have been shoved in our faces for years. And still are. How can anyone find the buttockless (or just as bad the half moon short buttocks) even remotely attractive? Seems to be a plague that us white people refuse to address.
Squats people!
80% of the guys at the gym have bigger arms and shoulders than they do legs and backsides. Am i the only one that finds that ridiculous??
Anyway, back to Kim. As fine as she once was, she clearly crossed the line sometime ago from being curvy to being plain obese. Yes obese. Fat people always complain about their treatment in the media and although I totally agree with the notion that we need to move away from these (franly awful) wafer thin ideals the media keep projecting and twoards a more realistic and healthy shape, that doesn’t mean we should call fat people what they really are……………………..Disgusting.
Word.
DK | April 30, 2008 at 6:37 pm
#31
You must be thinking about Kim’s airbrushed pictures and when she use to wear her girdle with butt pads because she has always been fat and now she is fatter.
Paul | April 30, 2008 at 6:38 pm
It is not Kim’s fault she is getting fatter. Blame it on her fatter sister Khloe. Khloe obviously eats a lot and all the time and got Kim to eat more than usual. Kim should have brought the least of the fat sisters with her.
JJ | April 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Kim looks like she is wearing a Mexican waitress outfit. You can see the rolls on her stomach!
Racer X | April 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Kim K. is a modern day goddess.
/so-so beautiful
Haildamagewatch | April 30, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I bet it’s hard to hold your gut in that long for those red carpet shots.
Not much longer and ol’ Kim’s going to be known as the formerly hot fat girl who let’s guys pee on her.
I give her a year before she detonates and has rolls and cankles.
Kristen | April 30, 2008 at 6:43 pm
anyone think khloe is looking like a fatter mandy moore in these pictures? i think khloe looks better than kim right now though…
JoannieBalonnie | April 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Who are you rtying to fool? The Superficial and Geekologie writer as THE SAME PERSON!
Oh! Kim is HOT no matte rwhat you all say!
JoannieBalonnie | April 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Wow. I should have proof read that before posting. I am embarrassed. =(
French | April 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Only in America do people call fat chicks hot lol!
L.Linus | April 30, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I don’t know the age of Kim, but I feel by the time she gets 35 and has a child her body will be huge.
Jen | April 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm
#41
Kim looks like she has already had 3 kids like my mom lol! My mom is fat like Kim and she wears girdles too!
Sally | April 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm
KHLOE IS HOTTER THAN KIM!!
She’s prettier and has the better body
Sally | April 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm
KHLOE IS HOTTER THAN KIM!!
She’s prettier and has the better body
Rick | April 30, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Yup, fat chicks sometimes have big tits.
Me_You_Asshat | April 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Even though i have no idea why the fuck she’s famous,I gotta admit she’s a hell of a lot better to look at than the bags of antlers that inhabit the airwaves and the internets these days.
yummy | April 30, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I still want her to sit on my face and smoother me with her round ass and sweet pussy….i love it
Kim | April 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Milk my tits!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Megan | April 30, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Stop posting this fat fucking bitch. She should not be famous!
tommy salami | April 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
i would like to pee inside kims greasy asshole