Kim Kardash- Sweet Mother of Mammaries…

April 30th, 2008 // 154 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don’t need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on “Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk.”

Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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  1. BB

    Botswana!

  2. It's me Fuckers

    It looks like she has a boot print on the left side of her face… (her left, our right) WTF happened to the shot?!

  3. Harry Ballzack

    Damn !!!

    Talk about your tons of fun !!!

  4. toolboy

    That bitch makes me want to be a second rate rapper with a full bladder…..

  5. It's me Fuckers

    The first pict… if you look at it, it’s fucked up…

  6. ph7

    Glad to see we’re back to the titties.

  7. Jackson

    Kim looks fatter in these pics. She must be doing some serious eating down under!

  8. Kat

    I’m so confused by this chick…sometimes she looks fat, other times she looks hot and fairly thin (well, maybe normal)

    Yeah, I know, apparently I’m a jealous female because I’ll never look like that! (Please spare me), but seriously…

    Why does she seem to look different with each picture? Is she taking some with a girdle and some without?

  9. austin

    yah baby . . .

  10. 10pound

    she looks like a shit I took

  11. untildeathdo

    Both are nice looking women. Certainly helping me get over the Crackhouse. But I agree that both are wearing some serious undergarments. Nothing wrong with that. They can be fun coming off!

  12. Load On Her Back

    I would put a load on her back!

  13. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Bitches – I have been eating up a kangaroo down here. I put on a few pounds, trying to make my sister look less huge by geetting huge myself, Sisterly love!

  14. nipolian

    KK = 64% body fat, 8% Armenian grease, 3% stink.

  15. Poor Fat Kim

    #9

    I think Kim has different types of girdles from low support to maximum support. The longer Kim stays in Austrailia the fatter she is going to get like in this picture. Kim should probably try eating her food slower and stay away from big servings. I suspect that Kim lost some weight in the other picture from doing diet pills because it is obvious Kim does not have the motivation and discipline to eat right and exercise regularly so of course she will get it all back again quickly like in these pics.

    I am so glad I am not fat like Kim and know when to push myself from the plate!

  16. Poor Fat Kim

    #9

    I think Kim has different types of girdles from low support to maximum support. The longer Kim stays in Austrailia the fatter she is going to get like in this picture. Kim should probably try eating her food slower and stay away from big servings. I suspect that Kim lost some weight in the other picture from doing diet pills because it is obvious Kim does not have the motivation and discipline to eat right and exercise regularly so of course she will get it all back again quickly like in these pics.

    I am so glad I am not fat like Kim and know when to push myself from the plate!

  17. plasticsurgeryplease

    DUDE wtf is wrong with her cheek bone

  18. La Gorda

    Fat body = fat tits.

    Think about it people.

    (and don’t start preaching about how she isn’t fat, you sorry sons of bitches)

  19. cltsig

    mudshark

  20. Auntie Kryst

    @15 Remaining 25% = thieving gypsy whore??

  21. IFuckingHateYou

    Fat, ugly, uni-brow, gets pissed on. When can I bring her home to meet momma?

    On a good note, there’s a 73% chance that she’s finally swallowed Paris whole, since we haven’t heard from that worthless cunt in awhile.

  22. mai-tai

    Get real, Superficial. That is the worst Photoshop s*h*i*t-job I have ever seen. Booooo!

  23. corduroyfire

    ffffffffFAT!

  24. Mandy

    Wow, she’s been looking better and more in shape lately. And what a gorgeous, exotic face. Definitely could get any guy she wanted.

  25. InternetToughGuy

    MMMOOOOOOOOOOO!

  26. Angie

    #25

    LOL!

    If Kim could get any man she wants then she would not have ended up with that loser want to be thug Ray; the guy Kim did porn with and then he dumped her. Kim just dates ugly black men. Even her ex husband was an ugly black man. I’ve seen my share of nice looking black men, but Kim sure has not LOL! I suppose the nice looking black men do not like fat chicks with big wide butts. They would probably like a nice bubble butt but unfortunately the only way Kim gets a bubble butt is by wearing her girdle with butt pads.

  27. Um

    Sorry, she can’t get any guy she wants. I’m a guy and she’s not relationship material AT ALL. I wouldn’t even have sex with her because she’s too dirty. NO I’m not gay either. She gets PEED on for crying out loud! By dirty wannabe rappers! The only thing I’d want from her is her bank account before she loses it all.

  28. Jamie's Uterus

    I think she’s a slob. Sloppy mess. And let’s men urinate on her. Lovely.

  29. joey jo jo shabadoo jr

    two pickets to tittsburgh

  30. Up Uranus

    OINK!

    There was a time when i thought she was pretty fine. After all I think it is so attractive to see a girl with an actual, real life, ass. Rather than all these pasty, large breasted bimbos who are completely ass less that have been shoved in our faces for years. And still are. How can anyone find the buttockless (or just as bad the half moon short buttocks) even remotely attractive? Seems to be a plague that us white people refuse to address.

    Squats people!
    80% of the guys at the gym have bigger arms and shoulders than they do legs and backsides. Am i the only one that finds that ridiculous??

    Anyway, back to Kim. As fine as she once was, she clearly crossed the line sometime ago from being curvy to being plain obese. Yes obese. Fat people always complain about their treatment in the media and although I totally agree with the notion that we need to move away from these (franly awful) wafer thin ideals the media keep projecting and twoards a more realistic and healthy shape, that doesn’t mean we should call fat people what they really are……………………..Disgusting.

    Word.

  31. DK

    #31

    You must be thinking about Kim’s airbrushed pictures and when she use to wear her girdle with butt pads because she has always been fat and now she is fatter.

  32. Paul

    It is not Kim’s fault she is getting fatter. Blame it on her fatter sister Khloe. Khloe obviously eats a lot and all the time and got Kim to eat more than usual. Kim should have brought the least of the fat sisters with her.

  33. JJ

    Kim looks like she is wearing a Mexican waitress outfit. You can see the rolls on her stomach!

  34. Racer X

    Kim K. is a modern day goddess.

    /so-so beautiful

  35. Haildamagewatch

    I bet it’s hard to hold your gut in that long for those red carpet shots.

    Not much longer and ol’ Kim’s going to be known as the formerly hot fat girl who let’s guys pee on her.

    I give her a year before she detonates and has rolls and cankles.

  36. Kristen

    anyone think khloe is looking like a fatter mandy moore in these pictures? i think khloe looks better than kim right now though…

  37. JoannieBalonnie

    Who are you rtying to fool? The Superficial and Geekologie writer as THE SAME PERSON!

    Oh! Kim is HOT no matte rwhat you all say!

  38. JoannieBalonnie

    Wow. I should have proof read that before posting. I am embarrassed. =(

  39. French

    Only in America do people call fat chicks hot lol!

  40. L.Linus

    I don’t know the age of Kim, but I feel by the time she gets 35 and has a child her body will be huge.

  41. Jen

    #41

    Kim looks like she has already had 3 kids like my mom lol! My mom is fat like Kim and she wears girdles too!

  42. Sally

    KHLOE IS HOTTER THAN KIM!!

    She’s prettier and has the better body

  43. Sally

    KHLOE IS HOTTER THAN KIM!!

    She’s prettier and has the better body

  44. Rick

    Yup, fat chicks sometimes have big tits.

  45. Me_You_Asshat

    Even though i have no idea why the fuck she’s famous,I gotta admit she’s a hell of a lot better to look at than the bags of antlers that inhabit the airwaves and the internets these days.

  46. yummy

    I still want her to sit on my face and smoother me with her round ass and sweet pussy….i love it

  47. Kim

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Milk my tits!

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  48. Stop posting this fat fucking bitch. She should not be famous!

  49. tommy salami

    i would like to pee inside kims greasy asshole

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