So Kim Zolciak Is Also SVEDKA_GRL

October 27th, 2011 // 45 Comments

Since every superhero/product spokes-bimbo should always have a weird, thick mom-version, here’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak also as SVEDKA_GRL because apparently Svedka Vodka is literally slapping the costume on anyone off the street and tarting them about. Which must feel awesome for J-Woww who probably thought she was special, irreplaceable and all the fake tittery they needed. Why, I can hear her talking to her lawyer now. “What do you mean donkey punches don’t count as legal contracts? MTV always- sonofabitch…

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  1. DogBoy

    the sad part is, the company probably thinks this was an awesome “get”

  2. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
    Buzz Aldrin
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    She’s um. Fairly large

  3. General Disarray


  4. Jack Ketch

    Gah, another “housewive” with so much Botox and lip filler that she can’t smile properly, yuck.

  5. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Photos like this don’t help their cause, makes me reach for the bottle of Tito’s Homemade.

  6. Mighty Thor

    Really Lazy Gold Diggers with too much plastic surgery of Atlanta.

  7. Richard McBeef

    I hope she’s got triple layered latex panties on, because svedka only has one suit.

  8. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
    Buzz Aldrin Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    Buzz – so is your mom. At a certain point, i am going to expect you to reimburse me for the forklift i use on a daily basis just to get her fatt @ss out of my bed.

  9. Is Svedka’s new motto “Because with enough Svedka, the face doesn’t matter”?

    They’ve got two spokeskanks now that have “used hard and put away wet” faces.

  10. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
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    I would treat that trick!

  11. it had to be said

    The engineering that has gone into that suit is tremendous. Too bad Svedka couldn’t use its powers for good.

    • Yeah, like maybe put that thing on Kelly Brook…then again, just have Kelly hold the Vodka without the outfit on and I’ll buy the crappy vodka.

      • it had to be said

        If they got Kelly Brook they’d have to raise their prices. This way they just pay in kind . . .

        If Kelly Brook did anything without clothes on I would buy it.

  12. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
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    nice pumpkins

  13. Whore Day?

    What is it – Whore Day? Perhaps Talentless Whore Day – where’s a Kim Kardouchian post?

  14. JC

    It’s nice that they found someone whose face is made out of the same space-age materials as the suit.

  15. Dan

    JWoww was much better.

  16. anonymous

    God I hope this doesn’t start a trend where fat ass women wear black unibody spandex with hourglass figures printed on them.

  17. poppymoss

    Whoever had her pose in front of a double-wide refrigerator in spandex is a goddamn genius.

  18. Gigi

    I can’t for the life of me figure out why women are getting their lips injected and botoxing their forheads up into their sculls. Do they realize this actually makes you look older and not younger. Stop it please. Eat right, exercise, get some sleep, a little less drama and it’ll all be good.

  19. kimmykimkim

    The next Svedka Vodka girl: Your mom.

  20. Tristyn

    SVEDKA,They must be EOE company , look at the tranny .he did a good tuck job…..

  21. Get over it-

    c’mon people…If she came to your doorstep, the pants would drop immediately. I would beat that trick robot with my stick. “Now go to the fridge and make me a sandwich”!

  22. Spiderman Lohan

    If this is a real housewife, I would hate to see a fake one.

  23. jumpin_j

    What, another Courtney Stodden post? Enough! …(getting whipsers in ear)… what do you mean this isn’t Courtney?

  24. That suit reminds me of the apron I own that has a picture of a really buff guy on it. In the words of Doug Henning, “It’s an ill-you-sion!”

  25. Stupid

    I’d fuck her in a heartbeat!!!!

  26. forrest gump

    it’s just this spiderman outfit that gives alot of credits.
    but if you see see this woman without a corset you’re burst of laughter!!

  27. Rob

    The biggest douche bags in the world prefer our vodka 10 to a over less douchey vodka.

  28. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    Out of frame: Kevin James in a Slim Goodbody suit.

  29. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Because when I think of Hallowe’en trick-or-treating, I think of…vodka? What’s next, Easter egg hunts brought to you by Smirnoff?

  30. Svedka Trash Party

    Svedka can’t afford to take Professional Photo shoots obviously, it looks like they just invite these fat plastic skanks over to their house and snap away with their iphones. Besides, I prefer Russian vodka to Swedish vodka any day.

  31. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
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    Ass shots?

  32. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
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  33. Kim Zolciak Svedka Girl
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