Since every superhero/product spokes-bimbo should always have a weird, thick mom-version, here’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak also as SVEDKA_GRL because apparently Svedka Vodka is literally slapping the costume on anyone off the street and tarting them about. Which must feel awesome for J-Woww who probably thought she was special, irreplaceable and all the fake tittery they needed. Why, I can hear her talking to her lawyer now. “What do you mean donkey punches don’t count as legal contracts? MTV always- sonofabitch…”
Photos: Getty
the sad part is, the company probably thinks this was an awesome “get”
The company’s only product is a moderately impure ethyl alcohol…it’s gotta be tough to jazz that up.
She’s um. Fairly large
Yeah, in what why? In that she has actual thighs that don’t resemble children’s upper arms?
Meh!
Gah, another “housewive” with so much Botox and lip filler that she can’t smile properly, yuck.
Photos like this don’t help their cause, makes me reach for the bottle of Tito’s Homemade.
Really Lazy Gold Diggers with too much plastic surgery of Atlanta.
I hope she’s got triple layered latex panties on, because svedka only has one suit.
Buzz – so is your mom. At a certain point, i am going to expect you to reimburse me for the forklift i use on a daily basis just to get her fatt @ss out of my bed.
Is Svedka’s new motto “Because with enough Svedka, the face doesn’t matter”?
They’ve got two spokeskanks now that have “used hard and put away wet” faces.
I would treat that trick!
The engineering that has gone into that suit is tremendous. Too bad Svedka couldn’t use its powers for good.
Yeah, like maybe put that thing on Kelly Brook…then again, just have Kelly hold the Vodka without the outfit on and I’ll buy the crappy vodka.
If they got Kelly Brook they’d have to raise their prices. This way they just pay in kind . . .
If Kelly Brook did anything without clothes on I would buy it.
nice pumpkins
lol, good one.
+1 Internets
What is it – Whore Day? Perhaps Talentless Whore Day – where’s a Kim Kardouchian post?
D-Listed has a bloody hilarious post re: that Kris Humphries was not Kim’s first choice for a “husband.”
http://dlisted.com/2011/10/27/kris-humphries-wasnt-kim-kardashians-first-choice-fake-husband
smh
The world better not take Kim Kardashian seriously. Whoever is buying her and her family’s garbage will be having karma biting them up the ass.
It’s nice that they found someone whose face is made out of the same space-age materials as the suit.
JWoww was much better.
Yeah, the meth is making her look so much better.
God I hope this doesn’t start a trend where fat ass women wear black unibody spandex with hourglass figures printed on them.
Whoever had her pose in front of a double-wide refrigerator in spandex is a goddamn genius.
LOL!!!
I can’t for the life of me figure out why women are getting their lips injected and botoxing their forheads up into their sculls. Do they realize this actually makes you look older and not younger. Stop it please. Eat right, exercise, get some sleep, a little less drama and it’ll all be good.
The next Svedka Vodka girl: Your mom.
LOL!
SVEDKA,They must be EOE company , look at the tranny .he did a good tuck job…..
c’mon people…If she came to your doorstep, the pants would drop immediately. I would beat that trick robot with my stick. “Now go to the fridge and make me a sandwich”!
I don’t think so…
But I would however, give her a case of pink-eyes.
If this is a real housewife, I would hate to see a fake one.
Haha.
What, another Courtney Stodden post? Enough! …(getting whipsers in ear)… what do you mean this isn’t Courtney?
That suit reminds me of the apron I own that has a picture of a really buff guy on it. In the words of Doug Henning, “It’s an ill-you-sion!”
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat!!!!
it’s just this spiderman outfit that gives alot of credits.
but if you see see this woman without a corset you’re burst of laughter!!
The biggest douche bags in the world prefer our vodka 10 to a over less douchey vodka.
Out of frame: Kevin James in a Slim Goodbody suit.
Because when I think of Hallowe’en trick-or-treating, I think of…vodka? What’s next, Easter egg hunts brought to you by Smirnoff?
Svedka can’t afford to take Professional Photo shoots obviously, it looks like they just invite these fat plastic skanks over to their house and snap away with their iphones. Besides, I prefer Russian vodka to Swedish vodka any day.
Ass shots?
KIM AND YOU CALL NENE A MOOSE OMG LOOK AT YOURSELF PIG
KIM YOU DEFINITELY ARE A TRCK NOT A TREAT FOR HALLOWEEN CAN YOU SAY UGGLEEEE HONEY.