Kim K’s Trash Bag Dumper Vs. A Couple of Models In Miami

Turns out Kim is whoring out photo-ops with commoners (albeit loaded ones) for $50,000… yes… someone out there is stupid enough to pay 50k to take a picture with the head shih tzu of the K-clan. It should be noted that this is for charity and that’s very nice of Kim to spare her talents for a good cause.

It should also be noted that, as of this writing, the highest bidder is someone using the moniker “The Baron of Houston”. I don’t know much about Texas nobility rankings, but with a little research I did find that there is one self-proclaimed Barbecue Baron of Houston and that’s this guy:

baron of houston

PLEAE WIN! PLEASE WIN! PLEASE WIN!

Speaking of barbecue, have you seen ol’ Kim wearing this backwards fanny pack full of egg salad?

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Woof…