Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis

July 19th, 2010 // 398 Comments

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    These girls got more saddlebags than a troup of cavalry.

  2. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    i wonder if her ass is hungry…. it seems to be eating her bikini

  3. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    nice ass

    tools for sale

  4. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Jamie Evans
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    Fake nose.
    tons of botox to create a brow lift.
    Intense liposuction and other various laser treatments.
    Fake lips.

  5. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kourt is the most beautfuil of the sisters Khole is the uglist lol

  6. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    What bothers me is that the k girls and other rich tramps run around and promote being stupid and acting and dressing like whores and get glamorized for it. The same kinda girls are doing it in every ghetto and trailer park in America. So why are the k girls so special. The millions of people that follow them just don’t make sense to me. Besides all the lying, cheating, thieving running this country these people are the reason this country is dying.

    • Anon

      To answer your question: ‘Cause her dad helped OJ get acquitted, leading to insane amounts of money, leading to her being an “it girl”/socialite, leading her to be bff’s with Paris Hilton, leading to her, when she was losing media attention, leaked a sex tape with some grade C hip hop guy.

  7. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    What a wide load, the ass…the hips…the thighs…………is she the one playing football for the Saints??? At least we are getting a rear view and are sparred those fake boobs and ugly face!

  8. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’m a brazilian girl and I think her ass is ugly and fat. Don’t have a beautiful format, it’s simply ugly. It’s not like a feminine ass, is a fat one, and don’t matter how many cosmetic trataments she does, it’ll stay ugly intil she lose weight.

  9. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    DAMN! I haven’t seen it straight on like this before! No wonder…

  10. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    John E. Kelly
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    Both Lookin’ Very,Very, Super Hot…

  11. vkey7

    she is very cute with great body i want to marry her

  12. balz

    kim is my dream girl she had a great body im like lucky she marry me

  13. balz

    i lick her ass hole day and anal in doggystyle . Please Marryme kim the most beaut4ful in the world

  14. vkey7

    hey kim i want to marry and make mother of our children and start happy U kim

  15. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    i loled
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    ok an hour glass figure is nice but this is a fatass pear, gross

  16. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Nice ass, to bad she’s trash.

  17. Rick's Daddy

    Looking at her ass…it’s ACTUALLY not even round its more WIDE than anything. I call shenanigans…this hairy bitch wears butt pads in clothing.

  18. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    What a wide load! She looks like a man, might actually be a transvestite.

  19. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I want to clean her ass crack with my tongue.

  20. ddaaaad

    she’s 30. now her ass will become fatter and she will earn weight. cant wait!

  21. Mitch Davis

    Rhode Island is smaller than that ass.

  22. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Who looks better, kim or kourtney?

  23. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    uh yeah brestfeeding is a great way to lose the baby fat…..

  24. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    That is some turd cutter. I bet it takes some wiping.

  25. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I made the mistake of looking at this while I’m eating my lunch.

  26. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    leaking*, sorry

  27. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Just get naked again and we’ll like you again… for a minute.

  28. Horny kid

    Damn that ass Is sexy I wanna bend it over and fuck it then fuck her pussy and suck on her tittys

  29. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    and that’s where telephone poles come from.

  30. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I now know where to hide my lucky charms…

  31. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Shes had breast implants , she publicly addmitted it.

  32. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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  33. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Very sweet girls! If someone maybe is not Saxon is plastic for some of you. And
    Kim is hot woman. Kourtney is more lady!!!!

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