Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis

July 19th, 2010 // 398 Comments

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Who is Kim kidding? She is so plastic. Botox, nose, boobs, butt, lipo. You can tell by the unevenness of Kim’s abs….

  2. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Wow Kourtney is really hot! Kim’s ass is just nasty. Her ass will be down to her knees by the time she’s forty. That ass does not belong on a thirty year old childless woman. That is an ass of a 50 plus year old woman with 10 kids

  3. Jaime

    I would never fuck her. she’s a slut. she probably been fucking with 80 guys a day.

  4. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    i personally think that “thing” is amazing. just imagine standing behind it, sure it would be like cupping a mutant ass, but it is so round and she is a fit girl

  5. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    you swear, Kim has NOTHING better to do than to look at the comments idiots like you have to post right…

  6. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Ugh, Kourtney and I had a baby on the same day … she looks amazing .. hate her

  7. the only opinion that matters

    Everybody likes different things. I think she is plastic pretty with a deformed ass. The next person thinks that ass is hot. Too each their own, NOT thinking that is hot does not make you gay, just different taste is aesthetics. I don’t think she has the greatest legs either, they look too short and tiny under that huge ass, like when you see someone with a great big gut and skinny little legs only she has a great big arse with little short legs. I think her legs are the same length in inches that her ass is in inches.

  8. I don’t usually like ‘em that wide, but that looks so nice that I just want to lay down in it and roll around!

  9. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    kim's ass lover
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    I would be her slave, lick her ass up and down n clean her asshole everyday! lick her feet do anything shed say!!! I want her to sit on my face!

  10. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    If a woman with a body like Kim Kardashian’s fell into my lap, I would look towards heaven and ask God what I did right so I can do it over and over again.

  11. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    WOW! Girlfriend’s looking good!!! Keep it up!!

  12. pl0xy

    I’m not sure my micropenis can penetrate that lard ass to reach her winking starfish. No WONDER she dates negroids!

  13. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim looks like a cartoon babe, and Kourtney’s face is amazing plain next to Kim’s.

  14. agreed that Kourtney does look way better than Kim these days!

  15. 100 dong

    I would build a Department of Energy project on that giant mound of ass, with the project managers quarters right over that grand canyon of a crack. There would be a “special drilling operation” going on in the basement, that would make the Deep Horizon relief well look like a 2nd grade science project. There would be lots of “drilling lubricant” pumped in from topside, so much so that there would be a shortage of said lubricant for generations…..

  16. buttfuck

    you can see the waves of kurd, she’s always out on non-sunny days

  17. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Looks like someone when a little overboard with the warp tool on her thighs…

  18. actually

    I’m a bi curious female who loves curves, but even I think that this ass is way too big.

  19. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim – give me 3 hours with you and you’ll never want or need another man. A big ass like that needs a big d*ck to satisfy, right?

  20. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    wow kourt lost hella weight i didnt thought she was hot but now im jelous..and kim’s ass looks great! why she was hidding it for so long

  21. MeLcHoR

    That’s a huge ass! I’ll go numb hitting that!

  22. discriminatin

    it’s ok to have a big ass if one has the legs to support it ..
    when it’s 2 inches off the floor no way …
    not only that but this has been ‘shopped to the max …
    i doubt any foto’s of kim k are available which are not shopped & staged ..
    people who find her attractive must want a blow up doll cause her face is sure passed the point of ‘madamism’ ..
    she’s a skank on top of it & an exhibitionist ..
    you can have that ass …
    the family is getting too much undeserved exposure but i agree with the above that kourtney has a much better figure & face …

  23. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    to the above comments worried about role models ..
    if the rags just started printing REAL foto’s and REAL news , the young kids would laugh their asses off ….
    whoever keeps the game goin’ doesn’t give a rats ass about kids ….

  24. anonymoose

    “so freaking hot”?…NOT…just so freaky. and that hair has got to go.

  25. PREvert

    never wanted to lick an ass until I saw her….

  26. Tiffany

    If her ass was a little smaller it would be perfect. It’s just too big like deformed. Beyonce has a perfect ass.

  27. Bubba

    i bet she can’t even reach around to wipe that ass crack of hers after she takes a smelly dump. that booty must smell like absolute SHIT all the time. no thanks.

  28. Holy shit , this is particularly scary. Looks like a troll with 2 big christmas hams strapped to it ass.. I just threw up a little..

  29. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Yep, both these gals got more plastic in them than a Lego factory! So, awesome!
    yup.. i just threw up a bit more.. nasty..

  30. StopHating

    the HOTTEST woman in hollywood right now. Lick that ALL DAY

  31. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    just gorgeous!!

  32. sen

    her hips are wider than her shoulders…. who cares if she’s full of plastic or has had lipo…she’s hot! I would love to play with her for a day.

  33. sickoflin

    what a shitter on that critter!

  34. MsHonest

    thats skerry

  35. Texas Busch

    Wow what a candid shot of an enormously misshapen, disproportionate bottom that does not compliment her scrawny bow-thighs.

  36. Wow what a candid shot of an enormously disproportionate misshapen bottom that do not compliment her bow-thighs

  37. cutie

    shes got a nice butt for a skinney person most skinny ppl have nooooooooooooooo butt kim keep rocken that butt nd haterz dont hate on km plz or else i’ll hate on u!!!

  38. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    that thing is perfect!

  39. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Rasta man
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    Reggie Quit this lord have mercy…..

  40. bsti

    No wonder they end up with black men. They’re the only one’s that like bucket butts like those. The sista’s look good from afar, but they are far from good! Not bootilicious!

  41. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Armenian woman always look like that,befor first child,then they can not fit in the door became a cows,they are need to work on thers sellulite tooo…

  42. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Jim Marelli
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    Hey Kim!. Yes, that bathing suit makes your ass look big. No wonder – YOUR ASS IS BIG! No cover the ugly thing up!

    Your friend,


  43. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    There’s not alot Kim can do about the size of her hip bones. Maybe she should just walk around in a tarp so people can’t see the shape of her body! People are so hard on Women! I never see Men”s bodies picked apart so viciously. Kim tries to make the most of what she’s got. Nobodies perfect. I’d like to see your naked asses in a closeup. Nothing to criticize there I bet!

  44. Talis

    There’s not alot Kim can do about the size of her hip bones. Maybe she should just walk around in a tarp so people can’t see the shape of her body! People are so hard on Women! I never see Men”s bodies picked apart so viciously. Kim tries to make the most of what she’s got. Nobodies perfect. I’d like to see your naked asses in a closeup. Nothing to criticize there I bet!

  45. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Proving once again THAT she has the baddest ass in the galaxy!!! MMMMMMMMMMM……………….Delic!

  46. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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  47. Marcos

    Ok that is it, i like curves and ass but hers has gotten way to wide. If it werent for her lipo (ie cellulite zapper) she would be like every other woman. Give it a year maybe two, she is WAY TO WIDE and it is not feminine. We already know she is a pill dieter, has fake tits and all sorts of other surgeries. She is unhealthy and only cares about her looks which is sad because she is failing. The guys drooling over her couldn’t get a dime is they were wealthy. Geez her crack is disgusting and she looks hairy too. She is 30 and can’t move her face anymore?!!! Give it five years and she’ll be the bride of wildenstein.

  48. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim hasn’t got her ass injections recently. Her butt doesn’t look as high or juicy.

  49. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kim Kardashian’s ass just looks wide, not shapely. It’s dropping also. I don’t really dig her because of all the plastic surgery on the face and body.

  50. k

    that’s gross, i’d never want an ass that wide and fat!

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