Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis

July 19th, 2010 // 397 Comments

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Canadian

    That’s really a nice ass and I’m sure a little toning it up and it could become a sweet ass.

  2. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    JT TURNER
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim is one of the most beautiful i have ever seen period all of her…….

  3. SirMixALot

    Nice Photoshop pics…not one mark on that giant ass?!?! Come on! Clearly the shots were planned and re-touched…nice aftershot photos though

  4. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    i want Kourtney’s trainer!

  5. yeah

    I think the Non-Giant Assed One just single handedly ruined it for most of those ladies who claim they just can’t seem to lose that baby weight.

  6. joho777

    I can’t wait until Kim goes off her killer diet. One doughnut, one extra mouthful of sperm, and her but is going to look like the aircraft Ronald Regen backing up to the dock.

    What a mercenary hog. The Kardashian family are perfect for the 21st Century.

  7. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    yoyo
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, is anything real on kim? from head to toe, she is nothing but fake.

  8. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    kk
    Commented on this photo:

    when will these plastic whores go away?

  9. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    ALL THIS FAME AND MONEY FROM A SEX TAPE? REALLY? FORGET ABOUT HARD WORK AND INTELLIGENCE LADIES. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY, JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES CONSTANTLY, LIKE THE WHOREDASHIANS.

  10. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m loving Armenia so much these days…

  11. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    since when is plastic hot? there’s nothing real about these skanks. kim is a walking std. yuck.

  12. hu

    KIM IS NOTHING BUT A LYING WHORE. SHE’S HAD TONS OF PLASTIC SURGERY AND LIPO. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT’S POSSIBLE TO HAVE SKINNY LEGS AND A BIG BUTT THAT SITS PERFECTLY AND DOESNT DROOP? REALLY KIM, YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A LYING, STUPID, AIRHEADED SLUT.

  13. Crabby Old Guy

    Kim: :”Does the ocean make my ass look big?”
    Kourtney: “I dunno, sis, but I do know that YOUR ass makes mine look SMALL. So, yeah, well, ‘thanks1′”.

  14. Aunt Jemima

    Her ass looks like the rhino ass that Ace Ventura : Pet Detective crawled out of.

  15. kpatra

    super hot.

  16. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    stumpy
    Commented on this photo:

    don’ t it bother anyone the short bow legs?
    even the best ass needs a pair of gams ..
    i mean it’s 6 inches off the ground ..
    NOT my style ..
    i like a complete package & the plastic face & boobs very unattractive ..
    screams desperation ..
    ladies if you want respect don’t do it !

  17. She is hot but that ass doesn’t do it for me. It looks like it doesn’t belong on her.

  18. Rhialto

    Does SpongeBob Squarepants have a sister?

  19. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Thais
    Commented on this photo:

    i am not being mean but she has chicken legs
    from the bottom half ALL 3 look like TURKEYS
    I also agree with e-rock with regards to the the airbrushing and
    this shoot being arranged.
    anyways i think that they wear a lot of make-up then again the Armenian women love to pack on the blush and the pounds!

  20. Greek

    I can see Other peoples “asses” orbiting Her “ass”

  21. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that butt!!!!

  22. Mel

    Beautiful!!! She looks amazing her bum is so toned and full! I would love to look as good as her. Keep up the great work girls you look fabulous!!

  23. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Marico
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, surgery scars for butt implants, that’s classy.

  24. Gorgon

    I’d empty my bank account for a chance to munch on K.K.’s bodacious ass. That is the hottest pic I’ve ever seen of her.

  25. Rick

    The latents are really loving this cartoon ass. Guys, just cross the street already, your fellow homosexuals won’t put up a fuss when you want anal.

    • OneAdamTwelve

      If you think it’s gay to be turned on by the feminine form, you’re gay.

      • Dr. Phil

        It’s not gay to be turned on by the UNIQUELY feminine parts of the human body. But a rapturous focus on licking ass? That’s a man who needs a gentle, supportive push over to his appropriate…uh…”community.”

      • OneAdamTwelve

        Excuse me, Dr. Phil, but that’s the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever heard. You’re saying, for example, I would be gay to find a woman’s eyes attractive because men also have eyes. I tell you what: go fuck yourself and fantasize about whoever doing whatever all you like.

      • OneAdamTwelve

        And neither myself or Rick mentioned anybody licking anything, by the way. Read more carefully, Dr. Phil.

      • HAHA

        a bit defensive aren’t we Adam

  26. Frank

    Her ass is 50 precent of her total body weight

  27. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Wishbone
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…how gross. I don’t see how anyone would find this ass appealing. Kourtney is much prettier and has a fantastic shape compared to the hippo beside her.

    • rage

      dude I can tell your a fat loser! Fat people are always snarling at the slightest ounce of fat. You obese, lipophobic loser! Get your fat ass up from behind the pc and lose some weight. That way you won’t be calling ppl who have a weight well withing their BMI a hippo.

  28. captain america

    let’s be honest: THE “FRONT” I LIKE MORE.

  29. bocon

    that fuck**NG ass is GROSS .. CARIBBEAN GIRLS HAVE BETTER BODY THATN THIS FAT little woman.

  30. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Breez
    Commented on this photo:

    her upper arm near her armpit looks chubby. needs some toning.

  31. Abramovich

    You have a pretty curves and beautfiul face :)

  32. IT’S SO FLUFFYYYY!!!!

  33. Woot Wooterson

    grunt grunt GRUUUUUUNNNT!

  34. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    jester51
    Commented on this photo:

    Wouldn’t want to spend too much time with her but for a short while, 15 minutes or so, I would love to have that huge ass on her hands and knees waiting for me.

  35. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    M.A.
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s like the ass of a truck

  36. paco

    then this picture of her ass in bikini is like The Holly Grail for paparazzi ??

  37. Bunny

    At this point we’ll have to put out a missing person’s ad for Parker. Can’t believe he’s missing this one.

    The Kardashian girls may be annoying as hell, but they are gorgeous. My friend that works at a Miami restaurant said they are stunning in person. Even the ‘fat” one Khloe looks like a goddess in person. She said all the staff was amazed at them.

  38. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Velveeta
    Commented on this photo:

    Her rear is HUGE.

  39. spot

    her giving me head while she bounces that ass on my face and that amazing pussy (you’ve all seen the sex tape, it’s gorgeous) on my tongue is definitely very high on my bucket list.

    there’s something about having soft, juicy ass to come home to that makes men champions. Ask A-Rod and Reggie. Miles Austin is winning a Super Bowl this year.

  40. ErnestPayne

    Who?

  41. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    name
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesnt look that great without those stilettos, short and squatty

  42. Alexgm

    Why all the negativity? She has a big butt, but by no means ugly or disgusting.
    I think there are alot of jealous girls around this site. What she is suppose to do? hide it? I am more than ok if she shows it. To each its own (regarding mens preferences). I like it.

  43. krys

    Anyone who believes that either of these women are fat or unattractive, is either a woman, or gay.
    The End.

    They are both vapid whores, but that has little bearing on the fact that they are hot. Kourtney looks better than she did before the baby, and Kim’s ass to waist ratio is fucking sick.

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  45. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    j
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Kourney was the one that had the baby..

  46. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    RaraAvis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet if you blow in their ears you can hear the ocean.

  47. buttfuck

    that bikini does not fit, what a whore. and huge acrack. kourt too

  48. katie

    sick of these 2 no talent skeezes. total trash.

  49. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Hot
    Commented on this photo:

    Kourtney’s the hot one here.

  50. Jen Aniston

    Is… is that real…??

    I celebrate women of all shapes and sizes, so I wont make any rude comments about how huge that thing is… but holy hell! It doesn’t look natural, which leads me to believe its not… which goes against celebrating all body types, which will now result in the following statement:

    That thing is too damn big.

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