Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis

July 19th, 2010 // 398 Comments

WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    yep, i stared at this for a while. if she lost just a few more pounds she would be just absolutely perfect. the weird thing is, after i stared at her ass for a few minutes, once i looked away i saw the image of jesus everywhere everywhere i looked. how’d that happen?

  2. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    who’s watching the baby?

  3. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Tony Gabone
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    How good would that ass look bent over as you thrust in and out of her……..gets me hard just thinking about it.

  4. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kourtney looks just amazing. Good for her! Inspiring to all the gross moms out there (like me.)

    • hu

      please do not be inspired by the kardashians. you’re a normal women, and they are plastic and lipo-ed. give yourself some credit for being a normal, down to earth mom. no need to look up to fake, plastic, money hungry whores.

  5. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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  6. arse tagger

    smack that arse hard and ride the wave in…

  7. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Even though she is a complete whore, She has an amazing ass

  8. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Hard 4 Khloe
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    She looks like a horse from behind. This bitch is famous why???

  9. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Dick Flex
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    I always thought Kourtney was the hottest of the bunch

  10. MiKe

    Lovely. Just lovely.

  11. RasputinsLiver



    Is that Kirstie Alley?!?

    That is one big fat ass. Gotta be Kirstie. Or Roseanne. Maybe that battle ship sized ass is Kathy Kinney’s who played Mimi on The Drew Carey Show.

    Well, in case. That ass is like two 100 lb. bags of warmed up lard on each side, man. Not at all attractive.



  12. MiKe

    Sorry for the double post, but goddamn, that is fucking hot!!!!

  13. Mitchhaase.word

    I’ve been to countries smaller than that ass.

  14. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    She is so hot.

  15. anya

    her ass looks totally nasty and deformed, i wonder what size that bikini bottom is.

  16. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    yogi bear
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    Kourtney has the classic look from someone that just had lyposuction on their stomach and thighs. Been there, done that. if you keep eating and drinking the fat grows back, just different, so watch out Kourt.

  17. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    um WOW and you can’t even see any cellulite or dimples?!

  18. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’ve got to admit, that ass is looking better now that she lost some weight.

  19. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I actually feel sorry for her. This poor chick has absolutely no talent, so she tries to stay in the spotlight to stay relevant to make money by appearances. These pictures scream set up with papparazi, photo shopped (you can actually see the airbrushing to hide the celulite), and then of course sold under agreement of confidentiality. This chick is my age, and I can tell you, Im not jealous. I look ten times better in a bikini, but I don’t feel the need to sell my body for money. She needs to look inside herself for something more than this. Really. Everything about her is so fake, the ass (yes, they are implants, so are the boobs), the nose job, the lipo. Its sad. She just makes it worse by denying it all too. I have my boobs done, and can admit it openly. You got to expect people not to be fooled by perfect assets that look natural. sorry Kim, gigs up. Now GO AWAY

    • straight man

      dont be a jealous bitch.


      What REALLY sad is you taking the time to write a paragraph in this site.

    • smiffop

      yeahhh, but e-rock’s still right… it’s sad.

    • get a life..

      are you serious? you’re telling this girl to stop being fake when you’re on tellin people how you’re 10 times hotter and have fake tits?

      get a life bitch! you don’t feel the need to sell your body for money but you’re so obsessed with it that you’re compelled to shell out money so that people will stare at your fake-ass tits! get a life bitch!

      • elle

        u r soo stupid, so wats ur talent? getting fake boobs and writing a paragraph?
        kim kardashian is an enterpreneur, she is a model and she got her own reality show.. atlist she is making her own money.. and her ass is not fake..

  20. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    This is utterly glorious and I pity the sad, sad fools who can’t appreciate the perfection that is Kim Kardashian’s behind.

  21. Harley

    Whoa, that’s a huge ass. I like my girls with some meat, but that ass is too damn big for me. No wonder she usually tries to make deals with the paps to shoot her anywhere but from behind. Her money maker isn’t all that nice looking.

  22. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kourtney is a MILF.

  23. Faceman

    That could definitely convert me.

  24. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Breastfeeding rocks
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    That’s what breastfeeding does for the female body! So do it !!!!!!!!!!

    • ignorance is bliss

      not it dont….. and if you watch the show (khloe and kourtney takes miami) you would see she worked out and cut on eating to the brink of passing out…..

  25. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    ahh the wonders of lipo, tummy tucks and boob jobs….not that i would’nt hit either….need 2 bags over khloe’s head tho

  26. What are the zip codes on these ass chunks?

  27. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    How come no one is talking about how great Kim’s tuck is? You can hardly tell at all.

  28. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    QuikTrim wants their money back.

    And they should hire Kourtney.

  29. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    good for her for finally ditching the sarong and just going swimming. It’s probably a publicity move (what am I saying!? defs a publicity move) but at least she’s not hiding it under some stupid sarong. it’s so-rong! Even though she annoys the crap out of me go her for just rocking her massive ass.

  30. gunther

    QuikTrim Wants their money back.

  31. captain america

    we must conclude: THIS ASS IS 100 PERCENT FEMALE & AMERICAN!!

  32. captain america

    ……………………..I LOVE THISONE, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    her fucking ass is wider than her shoulders WHAT THE FUCK

    • elle

      duh! its supposed to be like that.. she is a woman silly…
      and all u haters got no life, all u do is trying to make urselves better by bringing other people down.. grow up!

  34. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I hope they all get aids of the mouth. F the Kardashians.

  35. Gene

    That thing is flippin ginormous!

  36. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Oh hey never disappearing ass crack, nice to meet you. urgh. cover that shit up.

  37. aeru

    Split your lungs with blood and thunder!
    When you see the white whale!

  38. alicai

    is this pic for real? can a womans body actually look like that?? Is what im typing actually coming out the way i want it to??? I had a a little to drink so im confused as to the validity of this pic or perhaps i had more to drink then i thought.. i will now proceed to drunk text one of my two boyfriends ( i cant decide which one to keep)… one makes a lot of money but acts like a little bitch.. the other is sexy as hell (think johnny depp) but doesnt have a job (thankfully i have one)..but, WHATs a GIRL to DO???

    • BitchesGetStitches

      Stop being a whore is what you do.

    • tc

      What’s a girl to do ? Try D.P.

      Stick to the subject : this is about an enormous arse.

      That arse could keep a whole village in Africa in arse for an entire year, yet in the wealthy West, we squander several cubic metres of arse on a single person.

      • alicai

        i think she is bohemian or something

      • alicai

        i just looked it up on wikipedia and she is armenian.. guess thats what happens when you introduce scavenger genetics into western fast food culture… but dont worry evolution will wean them out because there is no need in todays food crazy society to require the need to store that much fat.

  39. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Oh crap, I stared too long! Good byeeeeeeeeee!

  40. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Those two are definitely pretty gals… but dayamn, that’s a lotta ass.

  41. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’d hit em both.

  42. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  43. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Dr. Obvious
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    Holy Shit that’s a big ass and yet it somehow looks firm. Freak of nature indeed.

    And is Kourtney now officially the hottest Kardiashian? Kim would still get it first for the ‘you might not get another chance at an ass like this’ factor but I might be the thinking about Kourtney the whole time.

  44. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Another obviously not planned photo shoot. Nice pictures though.

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  46. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    I like Kourtney KAKASHIAN HA HA HAA!

  47. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Sorry, just can’t respect that shriveled superficial shell of a human being inside Kim K. They make my insides crawl. Kim’s famous for having a rapper pee on her and for her dad defending O.J. F them all.

  48. nasty

    That is disgusting, at least they photoshopped the hell out of it, like all of her photos that are released to the public, so they can hide the cellulite.

  49. Toolboy

    god damn that’s a big beautiful ass.

  50. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian
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    Is her ass crack sweating?

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