WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.
Photos: Splash News
yep, i stared at this for a while. if she lost just a few more pounds she would be just absolutely perfect. the weird thing is, after i stared at her ass for a few minutes, once i looked away i saw the image of jesus everywhere everywhere i looked. how’d that happen?
who’s watching the baby?
How good would that ass look bent over as you thrust in and out of her……..gets me hard just thinking about it.
Kourtney looks just amazing. Good for her! Inspiring to all the gross moms out there (like me.)
please do not be inspired by the kardashians. you’re a normal women, and they are plastic and lipo-ed. give yourself some credit for being a normal, down to earth mom. no need to look up to fake, plastic, money hungry whores.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
smack that arse hard and ride the wave in…
Even though she is a complete whore, She has an amazing ass
She looks like a horse from behind. This bitch is famous why???
I always thought Kourtney was the hottest of the bunch
Lovely. Just lovely.
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WHOA!
Is that Kirstie Alley?!?
That is one big fat ass. Gotta be Kirstie. Or Roseanne. Maybe that battle ship sized ass is Kathy Kinney’s who played Mimi on The Drew Carey Show.
Well, in case. That ass is like two 100 lb. bags of warmed up lard on each side, man. Not at all attractive.
Yeesh!
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Sorry for the double post, but goddamn, that is fucking hot!!!!
I’ve been to countries smaller than that ass.
She is so hot.
her ass looks totally nasty and deformed, i wonder what size that bikini bottom is.
Kourtney has the classic look from someone that just had lyposuction on their stomach and thighs. Been there, done that. if you keep eating and drinking the fat grows back, just different, so watch out Kourt.
um WOW and you can’t even see any cellulite or dimples?!
that’s the photoshop in effect. when you see the other beach pics you get all the waves.
I’ve got to admit, that ass is looking better now that she lost some weight.
I actually feel sorry for her. This poor chick has absolutely no talent, so she tries to stay in the spotlight to stay relevant to make money by appearances. These pictures scream set up with papparazi, photo shopped (you can actually see the airbrushing to hide the celulite), and then of course sold under agreement of confidentiality. This chick is my age, and I can tell you, Im not jealous. I look ten times better in a bikini, but I don’t feel the need to sell my body for money. She needs to look inside herself for something more than this. Really. Everything about her is so fake, the ass (yes, they are implants, so are the boobs), the nose job, the lipo. Its sad. She just makes it worse by denying it all too. I have my boobs done, and can admit it openly. You got to expect people not to be fooled by perfect assets that look natural. sorry Kim, gigs up. Now GO AWAY
dont be a jealous bitch.
What REALLY sad is you taking the time to write a paragraph in this site.
yeahhh, but e-rock’s still right… it’s sad.
are you serious? you’re telling this girl to stop being fake when you’re on thesuperficial.com tellin people how you’re 10 times hotter and have fake tits?
get a life bitch! you don’t feel the need to sell your body for money but you’re so obsessed with it that you’re compelled to shell out money so that people will stare at your fake-ass tits! get a life bitch!
u r soo stupid, so wats ur talent? getting fake boobs and writing a paragraph?
kim kardashian is an enterpreneur, she is a model and she got her own reality show.. atlist she is making her own money.. and her ass is not fake..
This is utterly glorious and I pity the sad, sad fools who can’t appreciate the perfection that is Kim Kardashian’s behind.
Whoa, that’s a huge ass. I like my girls with some meat, but that ass is too damn big for me. No wonder she usually tries to make deals with the paps to shoot her anywhere but from behind. Her money maker isn’t all that nice looking.
Kourtney is a MILF.
true.
That could definitely convert me.
That’s what breastfeeding does for the female body! So do it !!!!!!!!!!
not it dont….. and if you watch the show (khloe and kourtney takes miami) you would see she worked out and cut on eating to the brink of passing out…..
ahh the wonders of lipo, tummy tucks and boob jobs….not that i would’nt hit either….need 2 bags over khloe’s head tho
What are the zip codes on these ass chunks?
How come no one is talking about how great Kim’s tuck is? You can hardly tell at all.
QuikTrim wants their money back.
And they should hire Kourtney.
good for her for finally ditching the sarong and just going swimming. It’s probably a publicity move (what am I saying!? defs a publicity move) but at least she’s not hiding it under some stupid sarong. it’s so-rong! Even though she annoys the crap out of me go her for just rocking her massive ass.
QuikTrim Wants their money back.
be homest: THEREIS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER BACKSIDE.
we must conclude: THIS ASS IS 100 PERCENT FEMALE & AMERICAN!!
……………………..I LOVE THISONE, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her fucking ass is wider than her shoulders WHAT THE FUCK
duh! its supposed to be like that.. she is a woman silly…
and all u haters got no life, all u do is trying to make urselves better by bringing other people down.. grow up!
I hope they all get aids of the mouth. F the Kardashians.
That thing is flippin ginormous!
Oh hey never disappearing ass crack, nice to meet you. urgh. cover that shit up.
Split your lungs with blood and thunder!
When you see the white whale!
is this pic for real? can a womans body actually look like that?? Is what im typing actually coming out the way i want it to??? I had a a little to drink so im confused as to the validity of this pic or perhaps i had more to drink then i thought.. i will now proceed to drunk text one of my two boyfriends ( i cant decide which one to keep)… one makes a lot of money but acts like a little bitch.. the other is sexy as hell (think johnny depp) but doesnt have a job (thankfully i have one)..but, WHATs a GIRL to DO???
Stop being a whore is what you do.
im trying okay!!!!
What’s a girl to do ? Try D.P.
Stick to the subject : this is about an enormous arse.
That arse could keep a whole village in Africa in arse for an entire year, yet in the wealthy West, we squander several cubic metres of arse on a single person.
i think she is bohemian or something
i just looked it up on wikipedia and she is armenian.. guess thats what happens when you introduce scavenger genetics into western fast food culture… but dont worry evolution will wean them out because there is no need in todays food crazy society to require the need to store that much fat.
Oh crap, I stared too long! Good byeeeeeeeeee!
Those two are definitely pretty gals… but dayamn, that’s a lotta ass.
I’d hit em both.
I’d hit it.
Holy Shit that’s a big ass and yet it somehow looks firm. Freak of nature indeed.
And is Kourtney now officially the hottest Kardiashian? Kim would still get it first for the ‘you might not get another chance at an ass like this’ factor but I might be the thinking about Kourtney the whole time.
Another obviously not planned photo shoot. Nice pictures though.
WOW!!!
WHAT A NIIIIICE ASS!!!!
I like Kourtney KAKASHIAN HA HA HAA!
Sorry, just can’t respect that shriveled superficial shell of a human being inside Kim K. They make my insides crawl. Kim’s famous for having a rapper pee on her and for her dad defending O.J. F them all.
That is disgusting, at least they photoshopped the hell out of it, like all of her photos that are released to the public, so they can hide the cellulite.
god damn that’s a big beautiful ass.
Is her ass crack sweating?