WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders. During your viewing, the ass may make predictions of the future. The Superficial makes no claim to the validity of these predictions, but any predictions regarding the location of “The Cube” are to be deemed credible and reported to the authorities. Also, Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight, didn’t she? Goddamn.
Photos: Splash News
And here’s my elevator thought post:
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YOU MEAN IT GETS BIGGER THAN THAT???
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What is everyone’s problem?? For an ass that big and round it looks pretty great!!
Wow.
Stop hating, that’s perfection.
Just one night with her. That’s all I’m asking. What a great ass!!! She is a complete woman!!
Note to MY wife: Look at Kim. Instead of trying to COVER yours, or hide it … cover half of it. It becomes an illusion .. you’re seeing one half, and not the other .. and it looks better this way.
I’d smell that ass sooo hard, I’d get poop in my brain.
God DAMN
That’s crazy
um yea. her ass was made totally bigger in that one photo OR it was a wide angle lens or something. you can tell in the other photos it’s not THAT big.
Now, if anything, this proves that God does exist.
And that He has a sense of humor.
and that he wants me to jack off…
Cause god’s all like “Yeahhhh suck it starving children and cripples, I’m busy on this ayusss”
that ass is SOOOO big! that just can’t be real! I’m serious..
and this girl’s body has no muscles at all! and that makes her “going to gym.. i work out so hard!” tweets on Twitter pathetic and ridicules!
i mean, where’s at all going, Kimi?
she’s got pretty face, and she’s sexy – no doubt.
as for Kourtney – she looks AMAZING! really hot body.. and she gave birth, like 6 months ago? :)
I actually work out with her at bootcamp and I can tell you 2 things: in person she is skinny and her butt doesn’t look that big and second, she works out hard. Bootcamp is very difficult and she nails it every time. Don’t hate if you don’t know.
kim…get your big fat rotund ass the fuck off here bitch we know it’s YOU
i want to add Kourtney to my collection asap
I don’t care what anybody says, that ass is absolutely disgusting. That ass crack is like 2 feet long and a couple inches wide.
Kim is just gorgeous. Her face and body are perfection. I’m impressed at how toned Kourtney’s body is especially after having a baby!
she has to reach in rreeeaalllyyy far, just to find her own asshole. that is, if she even fits on a toilet
Jimmy, you know how I know you’re gay?
I didn’t heed your warning, Fish! IT’S JUST … SO HYPNOTIC…………
Yikes.
Just one question: How long does she take 2 wipe?
about five feet of tp.
these are some nices pics they look great
I wanna lick that crack, from front to back.
I’d lick her from back to front. That way her sweet wet pussy is the last taste in my mouth
hehe yeah after RayJ, Reggie, Ronaldo, and every other hollywood skum busted hellla times in that… sicko…. YUK!!! I’d pass!!! Sweet my ass, more like you better wear a condom over your mouth!!!
You can see here that the bikini bottom has lost the fight & is now being pulled into & past the event horizon.
Scientists all over are grateful for the opportunity to study this rarely photographed phenomenon.
mmm. i would totally toss that.
new banner girl looks amazing, fish
can we keep her there forever
Nothing dildo girl couldn’t have accomplish…
I second that, can we keep banner girl? Thanks for posting her Fish.
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my entire life.
I fail to get the obsession with big asses. It looks awful now and is only gonna get worse as she gets older.
If by “awful” you mean “I have an urge to bury my face in it”, then I feel we might be on the same wavelength here…
I love asses, I adore big asses, and that is one supernova of an ass.
umm i dont understand why guys find a HUGE ass attractive?
more easily distinguishes females from males of the species than the skinnier variety. like boobs–cant really do anything with em, but we love em. its like a big sign that says to the subconscious, “im not a man; you can fuck me and have babies.” a cross dressing man would have a hard time looking like kim k, but not as hard a time looking like a woman with smaller proportions.
Sir Mix of Lot?
It’s the way we are genetically wired. Big ass/hips indicates easy bearing of offspring, just as large breasts indicate the ability to feed many young-uns. I’m really surprised that more women don’t understand this.
But then you have super popular models like Miranda Kerr, who look very immature for their age, with small breasts, narrow hips, very little body fat. I shall not speculate on the possible brain wiring creating that attraction.
There are large audiences for both body types.
I bet a baby could come out of her sideways.
Beast……. That I would fuck.
these shots were set up by the girls, then photoshopped and airbrushed, then sold…
Kourtney should be the famous sis, not Kim. She’s prettier and better shaped for sure!
Thank you! Why do most people like Kim better? Kourtney is much hotter. It’s so obvious. To me, at least.
HOLY SHIT!
Holy damn. Her waist to hip/ass ratio is impressive.
Pretty sure these are old pics. All you wannabes screaming about how neither are fat. Get some recent pics. Fat. Fuckable, but fat.
…it has its own gravitational pull that I cannot resist
Finally a dead on shot of her only redeeming feature. Other than that, she’s a talentless, mildly retarded, walking STD.
holy shit her body is perfect
Yay, Erin!
Also, Holy Moses!!!
Love that ass!
My Oh My I cant stop cumming back to look at this ASS I love it!! I want to use this pic for my wall paper! WOW WOW Love big ass
Nasty. Just nasty. Worthless waste of air.
Which is it? Nasty or Worthless waste of air, She is not both.. I say she is nasty. Or at least there are a lot a nasty things I would like to do to her…
Been there, Done that-
LOL!!!!!
LMFAO @ Pixie!
Dang, look at that thing! That bathing suit can’t even contain the splendour that is her big ole ass! I would spray that thing down like a 3 alarm fire! :)
That ass carries it’s own zip code.
wow. I was totally transfixed for nearly 5 minutes. Maybe enraptured. It was like my eyes went to heaven but left the rest of me here in front of my computer. Fortunately the screen saver kicked in. Still feeling a little woozy. Whoever took that photo deserves an Oscar.
First!
Yowza – all hail Kim’s Ass!
I would tongue Kim’s asshole all day and night. So delicious.
Day booty makes mah mouf water.
Kourt looking pretty fuckin HOT.
I would destroy that ass every night if she were mine. the only time my dick would leave her ass is if she had the hershey squirts.
Liposuction does wonders…
ppfffttt watever!