Kim and Kourtney Shop for Christmas Trees as California Burns

Just in case you needed any clarification that Keeping Up With the Kardashians was a big, stinky load of bleh, here’s more proof. Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney are out shopping for Christmas trees two months too early because nothing matters anymore. Yoohoo isn’t milk, they picked a lazy title for the Han Solo movie, and I just found out that Demi Lovato is into girls now.

Honestly I’m a little surprised a yard full of dead/dying Christmas trees didn’t start a wildfire during this time of year, but I guess the headline would have read quite differently if the two biggest asses in the Kardash-klan were engulfed in a Christmas tree fire.

With all that being said about the whole “their entire operation is bullshit” angle, one has to wonder it’s obvious that all of these babies popping out are contractual obligations set by Kris and E! to deliver X amount of babies by 2019. Great work, ladies. Way to use those vaginas for money the right way…