Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media lockdown and allowed to pretend the paparazzi waiting by her car weren’t called in advance by Kris Jenner who’s conveniently walking out of the same building with Kourtney. “Because if you’re going to whore one, you might as well whore every single one regardless of age,” is how Kris Jenner parents. On that note, here’s the goddamn cavalcade of lies she’s leaked to the tabloids this week to continue building her empire of lies:
Those Lies I Was Just Talking About:
- Reggie Bush wants to get back with Kim. Just assume the exact opposite of that is happening, and he spends his nights throwing knives at overstuffed beanbag chairs in case he ever sees her again. [Life & Style]
- Kris Humphries made Kim cry on purpose every single day they were together. He also raped her. Except not really, I’m just preparing you for May sweeps. [Hollywood Life]
- Khloe’s trying to have a baby through in vitro because she feels pressured now that Kourtney’s having a baby. Let me just shoot this one down with science: MAN. CANNOT. MATE. WITH. SASQUATCH. [Page Six]
This has been another edition of Kris Jenner Is A Lying Whoremaster of Whores.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
KeisterBot 2.0 is ready for her close-up.
Her demonic wings are starting to show under her clothing.
It is a strange picture…an Armenian buffalo with demon wings.
MOO
I think I’d prefer an Armenian demon with buffalo wings. Unless it’s Khloe, because you know she’s not sharing.
Nice! :D
Damn, someone set the makeup gun to “whore” again and then fired at her face multiple times.
actually she just set it to “taylor momsen” once.
+1 and +1. Nice work, both of you.
close, but not quite. it’s the Khal Drogo setting
The raccoon eyes are a nice touch. Makes her look really sad and pathetic and deserving of our sympathy. *rolls eyes*
A+
she looks preggers. maybe she’s halfsquash can therefore act as surrogate.
jesus….gonna die of gut rupture tonight from laughter – thanks!
Why the fuck are these people still breathing?
Boycott The Kardashians!
facebook.com/BoycottRealityTV
durka durk.
What’s that smell? Oh, HI SIS!
I cannot wait for them to be begging for a job at couponblogger.com
I don’t wish ill on them by any means, but I do wish they’d all just fuck off.
Fucking ME, ME, ME, ME, ME…. when is it enough already.
go sign the petition and lets get rid of the kartrashian/jenner family once and for all
I’ll tell you who took those sandwiches, it was that damn Sasquatch.
***dies***
Stop reporting on her stupid bullshit life and they will go away. Seriously, even bad press is still press and keeps them in the limelight they are desperately clinging to. Just Stop Now
He’ll stop reporting if you ignore the story. It’s all about clicks bitch.
I ignore all of them, this is my first post for the Krapdashians. Enough is enough.
The Kardashians build shoulders like the the Chinese build rooflines.
It “IS” all about the clicks. If you are going to post a comment, they are going to keep posting. Negative press is press, and these guys don’t care how they get it. I agree with the makeup mishap. I am waiting for her head to start rotating on her shoulders followed by green vomit and a trip down the staircase in a backbend formation for not pulling off that B.S. wedding…….
Everything makes her ass look big…because it is.
Now that you mention it, it has been a pleasant two weeks.
She looks like that creepy cartoon Death thing from that Japanese movie. Help me out here people.
Asszilla?
Disick is a dumbass. Millions of dollars and is the most likable of that entire family, I would have married her and gave her four kids by now.
Notice how the Mom is the only one smiling?
$$$$$$$$$$$$ cha ching!
I’d rather hear about Taylor Momsen touring with Guns and Roses (Yes, the Kardashians should fall below THAT story).
An ugly person in the inside makes an ugly person on the outside.
It would be awesome if the blogs gave them a permanent media lockdown.
Yet another rage-against-the-women post. This site is a barely disguised hate-speech campaign against women. Fish – documenting every time your language and posts demonstrates misogyny.
No no no, you have it all wrong. He just hates you.
She left out the last part: “So when the revolution comes, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of woman-law.”
Of course Fish is misogynistic. But he also hates these women in particular.
He can rag on those stupid fucking Kardashian women all he wants. They are pigs.
maybe she can be a organ donor
And WTF is she going to donate? If I need an organ I don’t need one that is probably infected with STD or has hepatitis from pee. :/ That woman is gross and she is getting what she set herself out to get.
Their so FCKNNNNN FAKE It’s PATHETIC. LOADS and LOADS have been DUMPED IN THAT BCH. When you have SPERM BANKS calling you and wanting sum back, you know YOUR A HO, A NASTY HO AT THAT…
I guess that is the best way to describe her a cum bank!
filthy whore
the question isbt “IF” but “WHEN” I’m gonna marry her.
Methinks she met a lot of Dominoes, Pinks, and In and Out Burger delivery people while in seclusion.
Reminds me of that story in Stand By Me about LardAss.
Whenever I see her walk, I think “Boom-ba-ba-boom-ba-ba”
Ohh….there’s my paycheck clicking away!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_74WAVbHMQ2I/TLN0cc7IHrI/AAAAAAAABeI/riDXBzjQ_ck/s1600/uFbcp7fBUiGW7EQ.jpg
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING KARDASHIANS,
So this is what Darth Vader’s concubine would look like…
It’s lady gaga, right?
What a troll.
This is the infectious species of Calabasas Horsefly.
I hate to repeat myself, but, WHY is this family in the limelight with a reality TV show? If this is truly how these people lead their lives then I can’t understand what in hell is going through their famous heads….
she looks possessed ….
those are some stupid looking point shoulder pads
right below a stupid looking head, which is right above some rockin’ tits, which are right above an ass that proves god exists and has a sick sense of humor.
That ass is fat and disgusting. Tell you what, you can have it.
Wait…back up. I’m having a hard time wrapping my brain around this controversy. They taped scenes after the fact to insert into an earlier timeline to make it look like Kim was troubled that her marriage wasn’t working out, instead of showing that she was partying while her marriage was falling apart?
I’m having trouble understanding the controversy, not the actual facts. Who is shocked about this?
indeed