Because the holy union between man and woman should be a sacred and intimate event, forever intertwining two lives in the eyes of God, it only makes sense that Kris Jenner is taking bids on airing Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ wedding which was, of course, the entire point of their engagement once everyone realized Khloe‘s Sasquatch uterus couldn’t produce a human child in time for next season. E! News reports:
“This is the thing, one of the biggest joys in my life is the fact that we have Khloé and Lamar’s experience on E! They filmed it and every time I watch that, I cry.”
To which Kourtney dead-pan/sassed, “Boo-hoo.”
“I went through it so quickly,” the matriarch with a huge-ass rock continued, ignoring her spawn who was sitting next to the sis with the equally huge-ass rock. “And so fast and furious, you don’t stop and take the little mental snapshots.”
And thus sparked another classic clash of the Kardashes:
Khloé: “You gotta stop with the fast and the furious comment.”
Kourtney: “Yes! I’m over it!”
Khloé: “Like, if you say that in another interview, there’s other adjectives you could use.”
Kris: “There’s none in my vocabulary.”
You kind of get the impression that Kourtney‘s not exactly thrilled to be the unmarried sister, but then you realize she’s also the smart one (I measure intelligence in fake breast having.) who knows that a marriage to Scott Disick would only end with a nailgun to the head after she ordered the wrong business cards. “I specifically said, off-white with a watermark. And you call this weight tasteful?!” *grabs chainsaw*
Photos: Getty
that vapid bitch bought the ring herself.
URINE
hahahah!! i dont think so..
Hey hey world , look at us , look at how wonderful life is for us, we are the gash-idians. They are all empty , shallow – poor excuses for humans. Can’t they ever do anything without the cameras. ?//
+1
There’s nothing about them that isn’t fake and phony.
sweaty there ENTERTAINERS!!.. which means they HAVE to entertain there fans..
so everything they do is gunna be televised… and why not the biggest day of her life!!?!?!? khloe did it.. .. so i guess it safe to say she should do it to..
and like really.. DONT FUKING WATCH IT IF YOU AINT A FAN!!
HE CAN’T PROPPOS HE WOULD LIKE GO TO THE MOON WITH “R.E.M.”
There is a blowback point with these people and it’s just around the corner. People are already starting to turn on them.
happened long ago. only fat middle america on mcdonalds watches their show
+1
The only people I hear talk about those shows are fat. Never thought about it until now. I have never seen the show because I will never get that time back.
Do you have any evidence of that? Coming from Middle America I would say most people I know would despise them if only they knew who they were. I guess Middle America is too busy working to see the show and write comments about it at 9: 00 in the morning. My guess is that this family is really popular in the ghettos. You know, those golden utopias created by big city liberals that enrich big city liberals and are run by plantation owners who also happen to be big city liberals? The kardashians are opium for the masses. The little poor girls will think all they need to become somebody (and rich and famous is the only kind of somebody they know) is a silicon ass and a tape of themselves having sex by playing the part of a toilet. It will keep their attention away from the lousy union teachers and slumlords and crooked politicians, big city liberals all.
thats not true.. im not fat.. or middle.. but i am america.. and i do like mcdonalds..
:)
Watch the wedding on E! Watch the honeymoon when she becomes irrelevant.
The Honeymoon video will be “leaked” to Vivid Entertainment after the divorce, and Kim will negotiate another million dollar payday to let us all watch.
Let’s be honest here, isn’t the biggest news that she’s marrying a white kid from Minnesota?
Sorry but his dad is black his mom is white.
He’s from Hopkins, MN. Ever been there? Let me tell you, that nigga is white like everybody else there.
I will skip the wedding, but I will wait for the sex tape…
same here, lol :D
what goes up , must come down. I agree – the blowback is coming
grotesque
mulatto child
♫ White ass momma, black ass daddy…♫
those damn fake eyelashes.
hell yeah those things look like tarantulas…must do a good job of soaking up urine
don’t you think her face looks… washed out? like pale? to me she used to be brown.. was that fake tan?
that’s cuz she has it caked in so much foundation you can’t see her real skin colour anymore…erghh
I’m terrified they’ll try to fit Khloe into Pippa Middleton’s dress, and then we’ve got nothing but death and darkness until the breaking of the fifth seal. At least that’s how I read it.
LMAO. Pippa’s dress is cowering in terror.
@ Gilberator
lmaooooooooo i peed a little reading your comment
To be televised on the History channel because this wedding will be history before it is reality.
Brilliant! :D
I don’t understand what’s the fuss about Kelly loosing weight etc. She still looks chubby to me.
Me2! I think people are just impressed with her because she started dressing like a girl and not like a resentful lesbian
Given her character, the television rights were already established long before the day came someone popped the question to her. 10 seconds after the ring was on she slid a contract across the table with those little stickies that say ‘Sign Here’.
Ah yes, Kelly Osbourne. Still working on the ‘mumps’ world record I see.
The groom is in for a real surprise when they have a kid. He thinks Kim looks like Kim, but the natural state of these girls is the Wookie. He’s gonna have a hairy, big-assed Wookie kid. Better wear a rubber! Or just pee on her.
Kim was actually beautiful before all the surgeries. Look at pics of her from 2007, and even when she was a little girl. Now she looks like if I held a lighter in front pf her face, it would melt.
yup – same as with Megan Fox……it appears that natural beauty just ain’t enough for some
Best use of American Psycho reference ever!
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK SHALL BE GIVEN THAT DAY..
yea, verily, it shall come to pass..i have spoken..
The entire wedding will be shot through a fish-eye lens, so as to be able to fit her whole ass into the shot. It will be like watching it through a door peephole. Make sure you have plenty of dramamine to go with the boxed wine at your viewing party.
She has gone a bit overboard with the plastic surgery. She looks like a freakshow half the time.
Does this fat chick make my ass look small?
Can’t wait to see the wedding dress…I’m guessing there will be a 50ft train to try to scale down the perspective on her ass, and a neckline cut to her waist since her primary skill is “big boobs”.
You know, there’s nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection.
Priest with an enormous erection? Does Kim have some little brother that will be the ring bearer?
I wouldn’t watch these whores getting gang raped by jackals on TV. I wish they would just fuck off already.
I totally would watch that. Hell, I’ll even pay for the pay-per-view.
Yeah, I would masturbate to that.
he’s 6 years younger than her. someone got desperate for that baller $. no other wealthy men would go for her except dumb athletes. she had to look in the nba, already embarrased herself in the nfl. doubt she loves this guy or is over reggie. its so quick.
living the sad life, kim.
kelly has jujubee head
Please don’t ever compare Scott Disick to Patrick Bateman again.
SHE IS SO PLASTIC NOW, IT’S DISTURBING. HOW MANY FUCKING PROCEDURES DOES THIS BITCH NEED TO HAVE BEFORE SHE’S FUCKING SATISFIED? HOW CAN SHE LIVE HER LIFE KNOWING HOW PLASTIC SHE IS? DISGUSTING
I wonder what her annual plastic surgery bill is. I’m thinking the GDP of a small country.
That’s a fair statement, lol.
who cares about this retard . her and her sisters are so in need of attention they will do anything to get it .
hi kim, i come from bulgaria. i think armenian women very beautiful and wish you best luck in your love. when you need real man and love of woman with caress and respect i am here. i am successful restaurant owner with 3 grown children who live in america and love you very much for your natural beauty. my eye is lucky to rest upon you kim. please contact me if you read this, i invite you to my restuarant free every day for a kiss. all my love, niko. nikodancer@yahoo.com
Er, buddy … natural beauty ? Are ye cracked ? LOL If she stands next to a rad, she’ll melt.
hi kim, yo i be from kenya and i want my black cock in your butt, pee on you 2 girl. plus a blood diamond. call me.
they won`t make it to the alter, if they do the marriage won`t last
it always all about her. Will the 15 min of fame ever come to an end.
will their divorce be televised too?
This is not the lesbian hookup you’re looking for. *waves hand mysteriously*
Well, she televised herself having sex, so it’s really no stretch to imagine she’d film the wedding also.
i don’t give a shit about her wedding.
this hairy armenian will look like her mom in no time.
i’ll be looking forward to the divorce, though.
im so watching it. :)
Apparently her lips are still swollen because “I had the flu.” How many months ago was that ? lol
Her butt changes sizes … fake !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTZcAp1u6eM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTZcAp1u6eM
fuck her wedding day. just tape the wedding night
Oh god help me…
i blame the media for stuffing this shit on the internet cause they dont ask us what we want to hear so we have to put up with this garbage. just like they did away with free tv and forced us to pay and its even worse with the trash thats on tv. is this shit worth it people ? so take a stand against this bull@#$%
This bitch is ALL FAKE yet is in denial! If the Chris makes $3, 000,000 per year how did he pay for that ring? HMMMM he didn’t the dumb bitch bought it for herself…SO SAD..lets see how long its going to last!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TOO MUCH MAKE UP FAKEY..
Miss Piggy where is Kermit?