Kim Kardashian’s Nipple Next to Justin Bieber’s Face

June 14th, 2010 // 203 Comments

If I was 16 years old with gold bars falling out of my acne, I’d probably buy myself a girlfriend willing to have sex on camera so kids on my bus won’t think I’m a liar. Which explains how Kim Kardashian ended up on this photo shoot with Justin Bieber in the Bahamas. On that note, keep in mind 185% of the breasts I see are fake/attached to strippers, but that really looks like a nipple sticking out of Kim’s shirt. In front of a minor. Now, I’m not saying that makes Kim a pedophile, but she should at least go door-to-door and let people know whenever she’s in a neighborhood. Starting with mine. *slathers self in black shoe polish* Okay, ready.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Skinn
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    You fuckin’ asshat. Have you ever seen a tit before. The nipple is the pokey thing in the middle.

  2. joho777
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    How typical. Kim goes wading at the beach wearing full warpaint makeup.

    What a poser. I can’t wait until she drops off her diet and her butt goes back to the size of Detroit.

  3. clown shoes
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    survey says! … not a nipple

  4. what the
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    The writer is clearly a virgin.

  5. Flip
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    Is that his Mom?

  6. waitingforcodot
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    Yeah, totally agree with Lindsey here. Not a nip slip, and REALLY not that hard to get rid of the star.

    How about Common Sense 101, Killian?

  7. Cardinal Fang
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    uh, the nipple usually goes on the end of the tit.

  8. chuck d

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Stop showing this bitch, who fucking cares

    • chuck d you fool

      You care you stupid fuck otherwise you wouldn’t be clicking on this article and then commenting on it.

  9. Susan
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    i see bieber nipple! first nipple siting in this whole post.

  10. JRS22

    lol…? Has the superficial writer ever seen anyone naked before? That’s just sad, dude.

  11. RaraAvis
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    Wow, fish, they’re really beating you up over this one. I think she stuck a false nipple there to distract us from WTF is KK doing with Baby Bieber?? Talk about a random pairing. It is a bit pedo-like…

  12. Well, what can I say about Justin that hasn’t already been said by the number of high profile magazines who have been covering his amazing climb to the top? A Canadian lad who certainly knows how to improve his own image by being seen with a top actress in the industry. This kid has smarts.

    Randal

  13. thunderstud

    hmm

  14. Mcfeely Smackup
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    WTF is wrong with this site now? Not only did I have to click the fucking picture 4 times until the star went away, then there’s no nipple in the first place!

    You want to jack up your page view stats, that’s fine. Still piss me off, but fine I get it…buy lying about the content to get people to do it? Go eat a bowl of dick you fucking fag.

  15. turd da third

    her earings and her tits have a lot of similarities in common!

  16. yikes
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    This site absolutely sucks now.

  17. Mcfeely Smackup

    WTF? now the site redesign has SEPERATE comments on every picture, so you can’t comment on the thread, only individual pictures?

    this site is ALL about generating page clicks now. Fuck you, I’m gone.

    • Uhh, aren’t you commenting on the thread right now?

      I think the new change makes more sense because now if I’m making a comment about Kim’s nipple on one pic, and Bieber’s girlish good-looks on another photo, those two comments are properly aligned in context to the media I’m trying reference.

      Otherwise people would think I’m talking about the girlish good-looks of Kim’s nipple… although in this case, that would actually work.

  18. Hilary
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    So, according to the placement of the star in the first pics, why isn’t it still on here? The same exact portion of her breast is showing. A nipple isn’t on the inside portion of a boob. Duh!

  19. Ruth

    Anyone who has breasts or has ever seen one in real life cannot mistake that for a nipple. It’s in the wrong place, and it’s obviously a drop of water.

  20. D

    WHY ARE THEY EVEN TOGETHER AT THE BAHAMAS ?

  21. elizabeth martinez
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    THAT A NICE PHOTO BUT THAT NOT ME

  22. elizabeth martinez
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    THAT CUTE

  23. anonymus
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    those are fuckin wonk nipples. cross eyed nipples !!

  24. brilliant
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    earring shadow people…no nip here

  25. Nipply outside
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    Hey, “view full size” link takes me back to the top of the home page. I came here for nipples, dammit.

  26. CyBerImPLant
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    If you can see a nipple….I’ll pay you $50 There’s no nipple within 3 inches of that star.

  27. ericael

    “Black shoe polish”? Seriously? Lame. Huge difference between funny and racist, and this site has been getting the two real damn confused lately.

  28. Jazela

    Didn’t know that a nipple is located on the right side of someone’s breast…that is seriously news to me!

  29. Crystal
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    That is OBVIOUSLY not her nipple; Look at the placement. If you look closely it looks like a big drop of water and there is light refecting off of it. Also, I don’t even think Kim is that much of an attention whore that she would go bra-less in a sheer top at the beach with JUSTIN BIEBER.

  30. Nik
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    Either she has a third nipple, or you’re trolling. -_-

  31. CoolJerk

    Sorry. The only nipple to be seen is on the flat-chested gal in the wet blue blouse.

  32. AmericanWhiteTrash
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    Is that her gay fashion consultant she travels with?

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Since website “improved”, I can’t get rid of those damned red stars no matter how many times I click, on either of my two PCs! This never happened before. Nipples are important — are there some settings I should change?
    Thanks!
    runner930@aol.com

  34. NeNe

    That does not look like Kim at all. She is always so tan, and here, she is so pale. Just another thing about her that is obviously fake.

  35. migher toes
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    This site is becoming worse than funnyordie and don’t tell me not to visit it cause I want to

  36. Commented on this photo:

    He’s looking, trust me! It’s a shame she only wants chocolate dick.

  37. Chris
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    every since the web change, i can’t revome the star. any suggestions

    • This site has gone to hell

      same here. And, so many of the previous comments are right on. The post was total bullshit, just like the one about Megan Fox fucking a mannequin.
      This site is PURE CRAP. I’ll stick with dlisted and defamer. These ppl can eat my fart-box.

  38. Lili
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    okay, that is NOT a nipple. If it is then Kim has a deformed boob-nipples are not in the in-side of the breast…never had sex with a real woman huh? otherwise you would recognize a nipple.

  39. Guest
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    Have they both seriously gone this far for attention? This is just WEIRD. He’s like 16 and she’s like 30 … If he was a girl and she was a guy, people would be up in arms.

    ps, this new site SUCKS.

  40. Goodness
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    WOW, that is so not a nipple

  41. xMitochondria
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    She has been all over him since she first met him.
    Seems to me that not only she likes to make teenage girls jealous with her “assets” but also whoring around with their crush. Come On Kim. I saw your freaking sex tape and now you wanna dig a minor? (Whom I’d totally dig, but I’m 18, hey.) I thought you had more dignity, yeah right.
    And yeah, that’s not a nipple people.

  42. IShouldBeWorking
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    That dress is horrible. She looks like a beached whale in this picture…literally. I hope they airbrush the fuck out of this picture because this looks like an ad for anti-immigration where a by stander on the beach helps a Cuban maid out of the water because her raft exploded under the weight.

  43. Bill Thomas
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    I think it’s a zit…

  44. Jose
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    I see another nipple back there in the water! Put a star over it!!!

  45. Analeigh
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    There is no nipple.peeps.
    dont try making stories lyk that…its kind of dumb but..
    NeNe is right she does look V. UNTANNED.

  46. brianna
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    wow,seems interesting i guess .LOL

  47. def
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    i’ve seen uncensored pic and there’s actually no nipple seen…. so thesuperficial has bullshited you again!!!

  48. tallytastix
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    def just a shadow..why would her nipple be right next to her cleavage??

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