Kim Kardashian’s Nipple Next to Justin Bieber’s Face

June 14th, 2010 // 203 Comments

If I was 16 years old with gold bars falling out of my acne, I’d probably buy myself a girlfriend willing to have sex on camera so kids on my bus won’t think I’m a liar. Which explains how Kim Kardashian ended up on this photo shoot with Justin Bieber in the Bahamas. On that note, keep in mind 185% of the breasts I see are fake/attached to strippers, but that really looks like a nipple sticking out of Kim’s shirt. In front of a minor. Now, I’m not saying that makes Kim a pedophile, but she should at least go door-to-door and let people know whenever she’s in a neighborhood. Starting with mine. *slathers self in black shoe polish* Okay, ready.

NOTE: View Full Size is NSFW version.

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  1. Schmeeky
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    What kind of wonk tits are you looking at where a nipple is up by the sternum?

  2. Commented on this photo:

    That’s an odd place for her nipple to be…

  3. ALTuna
    Commented on this photo:

    ::Headline fixed::

    ‘Bieber-Fever causes 3rd nipple growth on Bombshell-Beach-Bosom-Buddy’

  4. andy7171
    Commented on this photo:

    FAIL

  5. Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like a bad zit on the inside of her clevage than a nip

  6. Kate

    It’s a bead of water….

  7. PtC
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    Um. Nipple?

    Seriously? I mean….

    Seriously?

  8. Tony

    Enough with the fucking stars! Especially the ones where you couldn’t see anything any way.
    Do you really think that a stupid star makes the site SAFE FOR WORK?
    Anyone who has a real job is just as fired whether or not the star is there.

  9. joho777
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    What a pig. The new Pamela Anderson. Except Pam actually was a C-level star. for a couple of minutes

  10. vitobonespur

    Here’s a scary thought:: Is that little boy getting some of that pussy?

  11. Cryusly
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    THAT IS A ZIT…

  12. Maddy
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    I’m almost sure it’s the mesh/chiffon across the cleavage area of her dress sticking to her skin due to water.

    Also there’s something that makes me feel uneasy about this shoot. MIGHT be the fact that she’s 29, he’s 16 and they’re prancing around dripping wet. Can you imagine the uproar if it was a 29 year old male with a 16 year old female? Oof.

  13. tikaz

    I still don’t understand why this site makes me click on a picture three times to get to the uncensored version. I thought the site just went through an upgrade. See the censored picture>click on it> see the same censored picture> click on it again>finally uncensored picture.

  14. Toma
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    It’s a neck-nipple.

  15. jeremiah.nanderson
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    Interesting to read out thoughts regarding the photo shoot of Kim.I think both are looks awesome in the middle of the water.
    m3 zero

  16. Senior Pepe
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    Epic Nipple Fail

  17. FrankNfrtr

    #1 – I see no nipple
    #2 – Justin Beiber????? You start our work week with a 16 yo boy?
    #3 – Kardashian creature. Feels puffy from all the sugary mixed drinks last night. Will not be unveiling hefty haunches for the photogs today.

  18. Photoshop Police
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    You gotta click on the link that says ‘view full size’. Also, someone needs to teach the new nipple-spotters about anatomy.

  19. mrsfiveday
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    OMG..have you never seen a real nipple….since when do we have nipples on the sides of our boobs??? oh ya, you’ve been looking at too many Danielle Staub pics!!!!

  20. injekter
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    oh wait, you r right, i see the other one on her ear!……..wtf?

  21. xtina
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I’m about done with this site, switching to Dlisted and Egotastic exclusively. Sorry, this site design was all about more clicks, not the fans.

    Goodbye.

  22. gross

    Gross…she’s going to his whole head as a dildo…

  23. Jed
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    you guys are nipples! I think you are just obsessed with using that big red star.

  24. Why did my first comment go *poof*?!

  25. Dutch
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    What is with the pink stars lately, I click on the nsfw image and I get no booby shots.
    ffs

  26. benny
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    And not a single glance from the kid at Kim’s bod……looking everywhere else but! He’s so uncomfortable that he’s drooling in the last pic!

  27. Dutch
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    Nevermind… “View full size” works. What a waste of my time – that is nowhere near a nipple. Justin Bieber wouldn’t know what to do even if he did see a nipple.

  28. Runner

    Lately, I can’t get rid of the red stars. Is there some setting I need to change?

  29. Deacon Jones
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    Click on “view full size” people, jesus.

    Kim looks like a fat gypsy.

  30. Commented on this photo:

    That is not a nipple. She does not have a nipple on the side of her boob. Fish dude, you need to get laid. You have to much boob on the brain… Not that it is a bad thing, but you are seeing things

  31. $
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    hiiiiiiiiiii…………. am first………. kim i need u hotly………. u r really a big dashhhhh……………..

  32. PMG
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    Ridiculous. So not a nip-slip. It’s not even close to the right part of the breast. Cheap trick and blatantly false headline.

  33. Lindsey
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    definitely not a nip slip! It’s a shadow! haha That would be one weird looking boob!!!

  34. Lindsey
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    Oh PS- All of you fucktards who can’t figure out how to get the stars off, CLICK FULL SIZE VERSION on the top left corner of the picture! It’s not fucking rocket science.

  35. PG

    How can that be a nipple in the middle of her chest? Not a nipple.

  36. KC
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    no nipple here, just shadows.

  37. Rhialto

    I’m surprised that he didn’t instinctively start to suck on her nipple.Since his baby years are very recent.

  38. dsgfasdfg
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    That not a nipple people please i can believe nobody is noticing this
    wankers

  39. samechick
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    Is it opposite day?

    no nipple to be found

  40. Nero

    Thinking back when i was 16 myself.Never underestimate 16-year old boys Kim Kardashian! Maybe he’d screw your brains out!

  41. Rose

    LOLLLLL. Wtf, Soop? This is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on The Superficial. Are you fucking serious? Woo, I gotta sit down, god damn.

  42. bimbamboing

    Is she wearing an Armenian bathing suit?

  43. Gen

    …weird, it does look kind of like a nipple… do you think she has three and that is the mutant third nipple?…gross…

  44. xtina

    this is the second time my comments were deleted from this site. clearly has new moderation and the site re-design was for more clicks not easier navigation.

    really shitty on the superficial’s part.

    bye

  45. Gando

    True story,i’ve seen people in the Far East at summertime swimming with clothes on as well!

  46. gooch
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    Maybe it’s a boil. Seriously, guess you guys figured out that “NSFW” = Page Hits.

  47. Nameless

    Definitely not a nipple unless she’s got a third one. Why is she doing photoshoots with Justin Bieber? It makes absolutely no sense. It would be like Miley doing a photoshoot with Ron Jeremy.

  48. Commented on this photo:

    This is ridiculous. Lame attempt. And the images don’t match the click images. What is wrong with you?

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