Kim Kardashian’s Lips Look Natural and Other News

January 7th, 2011 // 126 Comments

“By Blibn’t Bleak Bly Blex Blape, Blue Bluys.”

- John Edwards is the shittiest shitbag on the planet. [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie is the real life Yoko. [Dlisted]

- Carrie Underwood thinks Canada is full of criminals. [Lainey Gossip]

- Irina Shayk is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- *whispers* Watch closely as the Amy Winehouse drunkenly stalks its prey. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lucy Lawless doesn’t like doing full frontal. Strange. [StarPulse]

- Jessica Lowndes in a leather mini-dress. [IDLYINTW]

- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen must have gotten wet. Or is it ate after midnight? [IKYDK]

- Christina Applegate is a MILF. Sort of. [Heavy.com]

- The Hottest WAGs of World Football [Bleacher Report]

- This one goes out to Jerry O’Connell [theCHIVE]

- Ten New Year’s Resolutions Every Guy Should Make [TheFrisky]

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  1. Cock Dr

    She looks like a beast, but at least she shaved that morning.

  2. Facebook me

    This bitch is how old? And is already getting botox? Ridiculous. She needs to get the fat sucked out of her ass.

  3. Those lips were made for sucking… Bring on the wang!

  4. Rebecca

    Michael Jackson is ALIVE!!!!!

  5. Kim Kardashian
    O C
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that’s Kim….that looks like Kourtney

  6. Ray's Sist

    Someone tell these women that we really don’t care about puffy lips; either consciously or sub-consciously.

  7. Kim Kardashian
    tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch looks like Michael Jackson.

  8. McFeely Smackup

    I’m not sure where chicks got the idea that carp lips are sexy, but it’s sure fun to watch them mutilating themselves and being laughed at for their trouble

    • fap

      What he said.

    • anonymoose

      she looks swollen like she just had some very painful dental surgery. i am surprised anyone would allow themselves to be photographed in that condition, looking so awful. well, sad as it is, the delusions of vain people are, at least, perversely entertaining. …or, perhaps our sympathy is what she wants? can she look more pathetic or needy?

    • Ed

      So is the “I just had plastic surgery” look “in” now? Because the point of it used to be looking good without people knowing you bought that face/ass/boobs, etc.

  9. FlappyJowls

    No. No.
    There were no surgical enhancements.
    This is what you look like after servicing the entire LA Clippers team
    Orally

  10. Mortimer Duke

    Thats just her herpes flare up making her lips swell.

  11. Pinkie Bling

    DSLs.

  12. Hugh Gentry

    what a fucking moron. She is going to look like a complete freak in 10 years.

  13. Kim Kardashian
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks older than her mom

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    First.

    And when she looks in the mirror, does she get how stupid she looks? I’m guessing the answer is NO.

  15. jumpin_j

    RE: Carrie Underwood thinks Canada is full of criminals and won’t go back because her car was broken into. Carrie, what would it take for you to play Newark, New Jersey?

  16. Rough of virtue

    Sound like John Edward is the ultimate romancer to me. I await his teachings at the learning annex.

  17. Kim Kardashian
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree, not Kim. Maybe not even Kourtney, just some other Armo chick with long hair extensions and an expensive purse.

  18. Hank

    Her lips look effing ridiculous. What a vapid c*nt.

  19. lightdragon

    well one thing, Christina Applegate looks hotter than a non-pregnant Natalie Portman.

  20. anonymoose

    when will the scourge plague known as The Kardashians go away?

  21. ropesolo

    i don’t get the whole duck lips thing? she’s actually a really pretty woman, no talent… and a double wide for an ass, but she’s pretty… well, she was pretty before she went all duck lips!

  22. downwithmuffins

    its nice to see that michael jackson finally got the look he was going for..

  23. Nikki

    Khloe in drag?

  24. alex

    Is that Lenny Kravitz?

  25. Kim Kardashian
    realistic
    Commented on this photo:

    somehow she looks like a man in these pics. i don’t understand.

  26. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Referring to the list of links, I thought Yoko was the real life Yoko. Were the 60s real? Actually, from listening to my burnout uncle, I can’t tell.

  27. kk

    what about her isnt fake?

  28. mike

    please make plastic face go away!

  29. Frobz

    She looks like a fucking Bratz doll….huge bobble head, stupid clothes and gigantic idiotic lips.

    There is a reason they were taken off the shelves. Ladies, this look is NOT attractive so kindly stop doing it.

  30. Joey

    Snookie’s mom.

  31. MarkM

    Well, we know who LOST the fight…Now show us the photo of whoever won!

  32. kara

    that seriously looks like an impersonator to me. the nose is different, the legs are too skinny…something’s not right & it’s not just the lips…

  33. She has finally succeeded in looking like a baboon’s ass. (yet without the charm)

  34. Power Ranger

    Hide your kids, Michael Jackson has returned!

  35. cc

    Huh? That’s Octomom isn’t it?

  36. uncle phil

    wouldn’t Yoko be the real life Yoko? or am i missing something?

  37. BigDaddy

    They sucked some juices out of that fat ass and put it in her lips.

  38. GravyLeg

    Balloon knot looking lips to go with her shit for brains…

  39. woahbitch

    HOLY CRAP MICHAEL JACKSON HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD

  40. Kim Kardashian
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like michael jackson ew

  41. Probably what Micheal Jackson was trying to achieve all this time to attract the little boys…

  42. anonym

    hahah.

    lips are so swollen from lip injections.

    she can’t even close her lips anymore.

    this chick is gonna look terrible in 5 years.

    Just look at her mom, and you’ll have a good idea.

  43. Kim Kardashian
    grimmie
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks very much like Lenny Kravitz. I don’t know who that insults more…

  44. Too Tall Tony

    I think this is Kourtney not Kim…

  45. Diane

    That’s not Kim.

    That’s Prince.

    Seriously.

  46. MLVC

    bruce jenner??????

  47. Kim Kardashian
    ravn
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, Prince with a wig & glasses…

  48. Fool

    chamone kanye !

  49. Aussie Mama

    looks like fuckin’ lenny kravitz.

  50. Shit Taco

    SO glad I’m not the only one who instantly saw Jacko on this one. Appalling.

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