Kim Kardashian’s Lawyer Says Her Marriage Wasn’t A Sham. Well, That Changes Everything.

November 15th, 2011 // 68 Comments
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Because someone who’s paid to protect Kim Kardashian‘s interest is a reliable source, her lawyer Laura Wasser claims Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries wasn’t a sham because their pre-nup dealt with future assets. Phew, for a minute there, I thought she’d cite something that means absolutely nothing. TMZ reports:

Wasser — who is notorious for not speaking publicly about her cases — tells us the negotiations were “prolonged” and dealt with financial issues “that go well into the future” — markers that would not be present if someone intended a short marriage from the get go.
Sources connected with Kim tell us … the prenup covered Kim’s long-range career plans … as one source put it, “Why on earth would they [Kim, Kris and their lawyers] create a document which looks far into the future if they planned a marriage that would only last a few months.”

Let me field that last question:

TO MAKE IT LOOK REAL, COCKASS.

(Will that ever get old? Probably not.)

You’re talking about a group of whores who planned an entire wedding, sold every single publishing rights to it possible, invited actual guests, kept the presents and then gave up even trying to pretend it was real after two months. But, no, they’d never sit there and hash out a legal document under false pretenses. These Kardashians are quiet, simple people. Amish practically.

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  1. Richard McBeef

    Next thing you know they will say that it was really just apple juice.

  2. Ferret face

    Kim Kardashian has nice tits. And is a scrotum.

  3. Help

    Do the Kardashians make a cent off Fish’s posts here? I see links to their blogs at the bottom of the site, makes me wonder…

    Sorry if this has been discussed/answered before, just curious.

  4. Yeah because real marriages only last a few months before breaking up entirely. She didn’t even do a phony trial separation to make it look like she was trying to make it work. GTFO!

  5. Kris is not only locked out of the NBA, he’s also locked out of the house.

  6. r

    yeah cause someone you pay is gonna say you lied and your marriage was a sham.

    they must think people are stupid

  7. Sensei John Kreese

    “the prenup covered Kim’s long-range career plans”

    Which are what, her desire to bang more black guys?

  8. Allan

    Why do you write so well?

  9. JC

    I suspect that “looking far into the future” = the next two weeks, for most reality show famewhores. If you look at it that way, the lawyer was being completely candid.

  10. Take a bunch of no-talent people, give them a reality show on basic cable to make them think they are famous, add money, stir, and you get somebody who thinks people give a shit about their marriage.

  11. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they made wedding dresses that dark.

  12. it had to be said

    I feel like I am a bad person because I want to give Kim a facial here and watch it run down between her cans. Does that make me a bad person?

    • Archies_Leach

      No, but it makes you a very, very , VERY desperate person.

      • it had to be said

        No. If I were very very VERY desperate I’d find a hooker with dark hair and a fat ass and do it to her. I want to do it to Kim in specific.

      • Cock Dr

        It’s a practical fantasy. It would lesson the chances of catching crabs and any of the other STD’s she harbors.
        You should never actually fuck livestock no matter how appealing those big brown tarantula eyes are.

    • Leland Jones

      I , also would like to shoot my jizz all over her face , but would also like to try to displace her huge ass and do the “difficult – brown “. I confess I do not know if I am hung well enough to reach the promised land , but would give it a stellar effort

    • Archies_Leach

      Go to the store and buy a pack of beef liver and use that cause it’s better for your health.

  13. Elle

    Series of events will go as follows…

    More blah blah blah about the divorce
    reconciliation rumours
    then the “reconciliation”
    then the “happier than ever”
    then the pregnancy

  14. Must have gone to the same law school as Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer. I mean after all he was just horsing around with kids in the shower. Nothing sexual. Hes totally innocent of those charges.

  15. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Tarantula eyes. So appealing.

  16. What this comes down to is “I just know Kim Kardashian wouldn’t waste my time having me argue over a PART of a prenup contract that was never going to count. Even..uh…though I got paid for my time, she would..uh…never…let me waste it that way. That’d be just totes wrong.”

    Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer also seems to have taken Convincing Argument 101 on a pass/fail basis.

  17. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I ordered the California roll WITHOUT crabs.

  18. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  19. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  20. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO!

  21. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  22. Snack pack

    Moo Cow Cash Cunt

  23. Lamarr Latrell

    Well , if a lawyer said , it must be true . Is there any other way to see it ?

  24. Flapjack

    Uggghhhh, I never post in any of these but I am sooo tired of the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, and any other talentless mob that gets paid to act like retards for money. What the fuck is the world coming to where this is entertainment? These arent “real” people with real problems. They are moderately wealthy douche bags with carriage men (producers) whipping them with anal beads while shouting commands like “Ok, now we are going to act super fucking spoiled rotten like every other show we do!” Go away.

  25. this may sound idealistic but the moment you introduce a prenup you’re admitting it’s probably a sham.

  26. Larry Lawyer

    As a member of the State Bar , I hereby certify that Kim Kardassian is not a talentless whore , scheming for every dollar possible without regard to ethics or decency.

  27. Larry Lawyer

    I further declare , that she did not become famous because or a urine waterfall and ass fucking video , mysteriously leaked to the press at large

  28. Brundle- fly

    As a representative of a trans- species entity , I also testify to KIm’s good intentions towards the marriage of 72 days ( two – fly years ,btw) She did not see this as a self – marketing opportunity and cash in on the 18 M of photo opportunities

  29. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    thekid
    Commented on this photo:

    man i would wreck that ass

  30. Kip Winger

    Why can’t people just believe the Hollywood lawyers and go on with the buying of the Kardassian merchandising and various media access opportunities? Why would you not believe a high – priced Hollywood lawyer – or even a pedophile Pennsylvania lawyer whenever they utter a sentence ?

  31. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    KK-Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s glamorous about this Bitch, that she’s a good cock-sucker or a major slut? Anyone that honors this fucking cunt needs their head examined… Fuck You Kim… you slutty whore.

  32. weebil

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU……….YOU NO TALENT BITCH GOLD DIGGING WHORE GET A REAL JOB LIKE THE REST OF US WE HATE YOU AND YOUR SLUT MOTHER AND YOUR PRODUCT OF AN AFFAIR FAKE SISTER , LIKE NO ONE COULD TELL SHE CAME FROM DIFFERENT SPREM INJECTION SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT ONE IN THE ASS….. JUST GO AWAY TRASH FAMILY….. DISAPPEAR karTRASHIANS

    • BE

      No chance of any of these talentless fame whores getting a real job. Would you hire KK?
      Or KJ?
      After the lovely job KJ has done of making Bruce Jenner look like a vapid idiot when he used to be a role model for aspiring athletes everywhere.

      (The best Kate Goselyn has been able to score is Coupon Cabin – in spite of her wonderful credentials from E! also. And she doesn’t have the Kardashian track record mind you.)

      Yea, I’d want part of the KK freak show on my team.

  33. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    Sir Shitsalott
    Commented on this photo:

    “While I appreciate the sentiment, I usually don’t hold one of these between my melons unless it’s black and urinating on me.”

  34. Jim Pembry

    Kris Jenner always tells the truth – it says so in her new book.

  35. Ginger

    So does this mean she’s in the process of leaking another anal/pee video?

  36. Nada

    “Anyone need to pee?” – My name is kim kardashian, and I approved of this message.

  37. Venom

    Well that’s that folks, the lawyer said it is true so it must be true, we are all idiots, let’s go home now.

  38. forrest gump

    ofcourse it was a sham.
    NEVERTHELESS KIM APPEARS TO BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!!
    (so the hell with that marriage)

  39. Nada

    If you can’t stand this whore & her family of whores, then sign the petition to take their fake fraudulant show off TV: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/haters-launch-petition-kardashians-off-television-201057045.html?nc

  40. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t mind my fingers, my dear. Have you seen what passes for a nice piece of arse here in England? We’re desperate for some real meat.”

  41. I’m appalled that Perez Hilton would vehemently removed my previous comments asking you all to boycott purchasing products endorsed by the Kardashians. The reason he went against one of the amendments? He is in BUSINESS with KIm Kardashian’s shoe company SHOEDAZZLE. Perez should be ASHAMED of himself… Selling out the way he did. And he claims its for charity. WHATEVER. This is the same bull the Kardashians say about giving their 10% to church. The only God they believe in is that of Vanity and Greed.

  42. m

    hmmm what else was in that prenup? oh, that’s right. an agreement to split all profits made from the wedding. So if we’re using the prenup as proof of stuff now, it’s time to start admitting you had the wedding solely to make a shitload of money.

  43. Imagining a day in the ‘who-gives-a-fuck-life’ of Kim Kardashian:
    http://wp.me/p1XIuQ-9

  44. immediate release

    KARDASHIAN FREE ZONE DAY

    NOVEMBER 27, 2011

    Mark your calendars…Boycott E! Channel

  45. Cameron

    I have noticed Perez Hilton has changed. He is trying to get a show and is kissing ass. He is going to loose his blog and then the show will cancel. BYE BYE PEREZHILTON.COM AND ANY SHOW YOU DO I WILL NOT WATCH ASS KISSER!!

  46. Lindsey

    Kimbo

    Kimbo

    Kimbo

    Kimbo

  47. Lucifer

    I just saw a commericial for the Kardashian Kollection for Sears. I wonder what the return policy is….72 days?

  48. kels

    She looks a lil black in this pic. I think it’s the hair. And everyone knows Kim likes her men real dark. This dude she married was no not her type. He looked a little black, but not black enough.

  49. Kim Kardashian Glamour Awards
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    when a fat-assed midget cocksucking whore can become a celebrity that’s when you know that the world has gone to hell in a hand basket.

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