So, remember when Kim Kardashian announced she’s going to “die” by signing off of Twitter and Facebook (What? You think I’m going to link to hers?) until $1 million is raised for Keep a Child Alive? It’s, uh, it’s not going very well. Popeater reports:
Now that World AIDS Day (Dec. 1) is over, it looks like there’s a long way to go until we’ll be seeing any tweets or Facebook updates from Kim, Gaga, JT and other participating celebs like Ryan Seacrest, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Elijah Wood and Serena Williams — the donations stand at just over $160,000 as of Thursday morning. Reaching the $1 million mark could stretch deep into December.
Of course, that’s not even the sad part. The sad part is that the entire campaign has to raise $1 million, not each individual celebrity, which is total bullshit. Clearly, these people enjoy watching children die because I don’t know how else you justify not making this thing some sort of competition. I’m talking first person to a million gets to “come back to life” while the losers have to reinvent MySpace. That’s how you fight the AIDS out of kids. “Or with a gun and the King James,” says Sarah Palin, which I’m gonna allow provided it’s aimed at Khloe. Taste thy reckoning, Wendigo!
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Darn. What is the big deal about that stupid ho anyway? The only thing that I know her from is the sex tape with that dude anyway. She should just go away regardless of raising a million dollars. lol
Kim gives a new meaning to ” Having your head up your ass”
Sarah Palin is a stupid dummy, Fish.
” Oh my, there is a cock i haven’t sucked on.”
if no one gives money then we can be rid of these fools and their bullshit?
Oh and enough about Palin, you broken record piece of shit! B-O-R-I-N-G.
Please post more titties and leave the snarky political shit to the adults.
I think he should talk about that joke Palin in every post. Just-to-piss-u-off.
The problem with liberalism is that it can’t be explained intellectually.
That’s funny, since “liberalism” and “intellectual” are synonymous.
I’m with you 100%. I know it is a good cause, but the benefit of not contributing is tha we can hope never hear a damn thing about this bimbo, ever again.
Let’s start a pool on when Kim can’t bear not self promoting and jumps ship, with a press release saying she was shocked to find the charity wasn’t what she expected.
Good call Fish, that douche bag Ashton Kutcher can have his ego stroked by challenging CNN to be the first to have 1 Million followers, but when it comes to something actually important, they all drop the ball. Can’t they use their vanity for something useful for once? They all have their heads up their asses.
Just FYI, Ashton’s race to 1 million was ultimately about something important. He bought thousands of mosquito nets for African countries to stop malaria because he won the contest. CNN and several other celebrities jumped on the bandwagon too and bought more nets. So yeah, there was a lot of celebrity ego stroking going on, but in the end at least they did something worthwhile with all the attention.
I’m aware.
Oh no, some vapid attention whore isn’t going to be able to whore attention. Better donate money!
Since TSW makes half of his posts from twitter what is he gonna do now… take a month off?
If she wants to raise money, she should sell the video of her getting pissed on. That would make enough to cure AIDS, herpes and genital warts.
Damn…what kinda depraved low-lifes are you associating with, anyway??
What do *you* think she’s famous for, exactly?
What, do you live in a hole or something?
@: spoonicorn:
What, do you live in a hole or something?
Like Kim doesn’t have a million dollars of her own to give to charity? Instead her great sacrifice is not gracing the world with her vapid tweets. Really, I’m so impressed. Where do I send the check?
kim is nothing but a talentless ho. if she wasnt a part of this campaign im sure they would have raised the money much faster. no one wants to hear from this ho at all.
I’ll donate to a different charity if it keeps her silent.
The combined net worth of the celebrities participating is over $200 million, perhaps they could sell off a few ivory backscratchers to top-up the total?
In fact they should each pay $1 million a year to charity in order to use Facebook, Twitter etc for thier shameles self promotion
Amen, Lemoncake
Pap: “Okay Kim give me sexy surprised Oompa Loompa!”
at least they won’t be Tweeting for awhile.
No, they’ll just be doing other retarded stunts to get attention.
Anyone want to bet how long it takes for all these douches to give up on the fund raising and start twittering again?
Honestly, if they all stopped twittering and facebooking, would anyone over the age of 14 notice?
“Honestly, if they all stopped twittering and facebooking, would anyone over the age of 14 notice?”
I know, huh?
AND? Who under the age of 14 is going to donate money to an AIDS awareness campaign anyway? Shit, I’m WELL over 14 and I ain’t contributing a dime.
(Don’t judge me people. Christmas is fast approaching and I’m treating myself to one of those Snuggies)
I’m gonna patent the electric snuggie and make a fortune. i’m going to avoid patent infringment by just calling it what it is, The Backward Backrobe, Now With Heat!
Sarah Palin has my vote if she kills, mounts, and hangs Khloe on her wall…
Palin > Wendigo
Let’s all do this: let’s all donate to the American AIDS Foundation (or whatever AIDS organization), but not under her specific program. Can you imagine the humiliation if AIDS organizations had record donations, but not under a program she’s championing? Especially since the stupid “piss on me, baby” whore has to stay off facebook & twitter until they hit their million $ goal…
Here’s my problem with the system: I think Alicia Keys did an amazing thing, trying to bring her celebrity friends together and raise awareness for HIV/AIDS, particularly in Africa and India. However, if the top earning 1% of the world’s population just contributed 1% of their annual salary towards issues such as these, they could create much more change than we ever could. They have more money than they could ever dream of, but its funny how we never hear of stars such as Kim Kardashian DONATING to charities, you simply hear she is hawking new items to GET more money.
I say Alicia and her celebrity friends should show the world how much THEY can raise and contribute to these charities – or at least match our donations – they do earn millions of dollars a year anyways.
Why point at the top 1%? Why not just ask EVERYONE to contribute 1%? It’s not like rich people owe it to anyone more than everyone else does. Hell, it’s not even a lot of money to poor people. They don’t have shit, so 1% of shit is hardly anything.
That was not my point. My point was that Alicia Keys started this to get everyone involved and for us to donate to HIV/AIDS. Don’t get me wrong, I think it is an excellent cause, and I do contribute to charities often – I was taught as a child that 1/12 of my paycheque would always go to charity because we should be thankful for what we have. I was trying to explain that the rich are SO rich that the divide between the rich and poor worldwide is growing. Obviously it is not their responsibility to worry about others, but they are in a position where they can create change as well. Why would you NOT contribute when you are in a position like they are? If I earned 100 million a year, I think I could spare some and like they are trying to do with this mission, provide food and care packages for those in need.
Oh my god, this http://www.buylife.org has the gall to command a $10 minimum donation. Seriously? Who do these dick sandwiches think they are? And where can I send my $9 donation?
throw some dirt on the bitch
Throw some D’s on that bitch
Come on, at least post the link where people that want to help can donate (thank you taco). Not for the celebrities, for people suffering with AIDS.
Would this whore just drown in a gallon of piss and disappear already.
She can’t be dead for reals? Bummer…
Nice money racket those celebrity charities, I hear.
KK, the inspiration for 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Somehow I don’t find Kim Kardashian’s RETURN to twitter and facebook a motivating factor to donate to a cause
well, james brown IS dead, folks!!
HALLELUJAH. Oh sucks, it isn’t true. Too bad, I wish this biotch was dead.
if kim whoredashian wasnt a part of this whole thing, i would actually donate.
Finally, AIDS gives something back.
They should have gotten Courtney Love to participate. I’d donate $ to bring her crazy rants back. Twitter is boring and pointless without Court’s bringin’ the crazies!
Only ass-to-mouth will bring her back to life.
If they wanted to raise money, why did they make the alternative so appealing?
How about they all just donate a million dollars and keep silent. Alot of people are out of work and all of these douche bags want donations. Screw them!! All of them have enough money ot donate and keep the Aids research going. I’m glad they went silent.. one more thing Access Hollywood doesn’t report on. Of course they will report on them not tweeting.. OMG… They didn’t say anything today.. Boo Hoo…
totally agree.
of course they aren’t making any money. the idiots that follow these people on twit have the same retarded egos, but don’t have any money
Why don’t just these celebrities donate their own money instead of using our money? They make millions and spend millions on stupid things but don’t want to spend a pennie on a good cause, yet more than happy to exploit others, they are way too stingy.
I always wonder about rich celebrities whocome up with these ideas but don’t contribute a dime themselves. I agree with a few others here who feel that these idiots should be donating as well. If Kardashian said “If you donate 100, 000 or 200, 000 dollars to me I will match your donation dollar for dollar” it might inspire people to actually donate. It’s like my father said, ‘put up, or shut up’. Unfortunately Kardashian only Puts OUT and doesn’t shut up.