Kim Kardashian’s Giant Breasts Tanning (With Special Guest: Christina Aguilera)

June 14th, 2010 // 148 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence. (Exhibit A: butt crack.) That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any. How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Voodoo? Santeria? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!

Photos: Fame, Mavrix, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    remo
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    Damn these 2 bitches are ugly and well spoiled.

  2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Richard Throbbin
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    Dusky princess of the dark schwanze, I shall support those for you if you let me……….

  3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Richard Throbbin
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, my friends call me Dick.

  4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Richard Throbbin
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    She looked so normal and innocent in the previous picture. You would see this awesome keister walking away from you worthy of my fun creme spray. Just a hot young lady if you didn’t know that miles of black anaconda have torn into her womb and filled her with their viscous excretions.

    Oh, my friends call me Dick by the way.

    Don’t just say you “support” the troops, DO SOMETHING FOR OUR BRAVE SERVICE MEMBERS ! !

  5. jonesy

    damn…

    Those are some boobs.

    bags factory

  6. WhiteGoddess

    Ugly white woman wannabe. Not even close.

  7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    mia
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    She is so FAT its disguisting!!! I bet if she jumps all will jiggle uuugggghhhhh!!!

  8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Kaoi
    Commented on this photo:

    taena puputukan ko tlaga yan.

  9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
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    she is hot!

  10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    jen
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    Sorry boys, that’s the problem with real boobs – the areolae actually MOVE. It’s this wonderful phenomenon we ladies just invented called “gravity”.

  11. tiny

    TINY FEET!

  12. omg

    she looks like the octomom in this picture

  13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Im FAB
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Jealous much? This is “fat” ? I pray you don’t reproduce and instill that ugliness in your daughters. When they’re hanging their heads over the toilet because they’re trying to please mommy, maybe you will reconsider your words. You’re pathetic.

  14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    JJ
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    It looks like a nip on her right side. hmmm

  15. Brie

    Minty, that really sucks for you. I have natural DDD’s (DD before my baby) and mine STILL “sit up straight”, if you will, when I lay down.

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    Joshua
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    dawm i wanna bang her , yumm fuck

  17. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Diana
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    Christina is gettin sun tan with 2 kg of make-up on her face? stupid bitch=))

  18. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
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    i would bang the hell out of her…

  19. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
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    she is nasty she says her breasts are real she means real fake and miss makeup face should come out like that she is ugly without makeup

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    jimmy
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    The only way you can see them goods is if you a ni$$er

  21. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    C
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    Your mom’s wack

  22. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    hhh
    Commented on this photo:

    and why does she cover up her stomach all the time? used to be her ass, now it’s her stomach…hmmm

  23. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    rg
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    God, she’s looks gorgeous without any make up on!

  24. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    rg
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    ok some areola should have shown up in this shot…

  25. e838shopping

    She maybe very comfortable!

  26. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Diep Blu C
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    Hey Guyz..she’s not Kim.Kard…!!!
    But..booobs…MMMAAAHhh..Hold It..!!!!

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    Goyo
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    WHALE OF A DEAL !!!!!!!!!

  28. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    jimisnatch
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    Ive seen less corns on a cobb. Holy shit girl do something about those toes

  29. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    jimisnatch
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    is christina wearing a cup?
    Just asking.

  30. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    melii
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    does anyone feel like a peeping tom looking at these pictures… i mean i have big… um… upper body parts and ya nipples tend to chill lower down not on the abundance of skin at the top, of course there’s no nipple to be seen it’s under her bathing suit… GEAZ… mystery solved!!!!

  31. Slig

    Pleas dawon out the towel

  32. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Momar
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    thank you kim…

  33. Kaz

    Kaz the beast hes handsome beautiful boy i’m kaz

  34. Jean14833

    they look saggy

  35. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    hateraide
    Commented on this photo:

    wow such an attention whore, who looks up and see’s a perv in the bushes snapping pics and smiles and goes back to it?

  36. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    indirmedenizle.org
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    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .. very nice ..

  37. theapricot

    they’re only “huge” by proportion. She’s 5’3″

    • Alli Watermelon

      Her boobs are large regardless of her height. Huge, no. But I get…what you’re trying to get at.

  38. paz

    I like how she’s wearing the same bikini from her sex vid :)

  39. sickoflin

    sad and lonely (thats her boobs nick-names)

  40. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    rajeev
    Commented on this photo:

    hi you are lovely

  41. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    rajeev
    Commented on this photo:

    09236955103

  42. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Ann
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim is a very smart, maybe even brilliant business woman and Christina is one of the greatest vocalist that ever lived! Don’t hate! They are both successful from hard work and to top it off they are both beautiful!!!!

  43. jake

    huge boobs indeed

  44. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    John
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    HEY IS IT KIM? LOOKS DIFFERENT WITHOUT MAKE UPOMG . SHE MAKES UP A LOT

  45. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Flaming is Blind
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    Flaming you must be blind or something….Why dont you go get your eyes checked out. If you think she needs makeup then you are blind…she looks great to me….

  46. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    montana
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    YOUR AZZHOLES..thats my comment. Leave the Girl alone for Godsake

  47. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    B
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    What a fatbpig

  48. wow its very huge breast

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