Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence. (Exhibit A: butt crack.) That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any. How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Voodoo? Santeria? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!
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Pics are broke. She may be an idiot, but I like looking at her.
wow jlo’s got a big ass
Whew- they’re working again. Now I can check out her two redeeming qualities. ;)
fist
Good job, Rob. I’m sure your mother would be proud of your accomplishment. She’d be even more proud if you spelled it right.
Hey Rob, how do you spell “douchebag” in your language?
LMAO.. sorry I just think the whole FIRST! is fucking pathetic.
Yeah, I kind of can’t believe people are still doing the “first” thing in 2010, either. Or, “fist!”, as this case may be.
you suk bob. fuking retad.
Given the subject matter, I going with, “Rob meant to spell ‘fist.’”
:P ( ! )
They aren’t THAT big
She’s like a cagey ninja when it comes to hiding the backs of her thighs. Either that or these are pre-arranged “candids”.
Nom nom nom…mmmm…..whoever did her boob job should get a Nobel fuckin’ prize. Dr. Rey is sitting down somewhere giggling like a little girl.
Those aren’t particularly attractive pictures of either of them. Is that some sort of guarded compound where celebrities can be shielded from the hoi polloi?
I liked the Amazon blonde in the background of picture #17.
Well, boobs… hooray. Still no thumbs in the RSS items, tho.
hot tranny end of story
ballwax have you been stealing lines from your journals wish-list again???
Hi there
This bitch really needs to wear makeup.
Motorboat’n waiting to happen!!
Looking at the pictures is a pain in the ass. Excellent work screwing up the site. Get the monkey to change it back.
Nice. I’d do ‘em both. At the same time even.
She has very sexy feet! What I wouldn’t give to suck those long toes and lick her lovely arches!
First?really?
Where’s Greenpeace to rescue those mammaries and return them to their natural habitat?
I’ll call Diego to the rescue.
Ummmm did she always have such big tits???? I never *ahem* noticed…
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
jum
Now is she popular just because she made a porn with Ray-J.
Is that why her family is popular too?
she looks like octomom.
I am pretty sure that is the Octomom, not Kim.
Kim continues to look amazing no matter the event. From evening gowns to bathing suits to even a towel, she soaks it all up. Her skin glistens in the warmth, illuminating her beauty like an angel descending from the sky above.
Randal
Wow those karTRASHIANS they got some great up bringing but that piece of shit mother. Just wait till that long dicked jig leaves a hot load in her and knocks her up those oversized milkbags will come in the room 10 minutes before the rest of her and another 10 min for that ass to clear the door
She looks like she’s got a monster hang over. Poor thing.
How can anyone say she has fake tits? Those things sag like any pair of huge 30 year old milk bags.
Fake. Check out Kim laying on her back. Real tits don’t stay upright and perfectly round when laying down.Her boob job does look really good though. I think it helps that she probably does have actual boobs (not just fake), so we are not just seeing implant under skin like some celeb’s. But take it from a girl with a natural set of DD’s, those ain’t real.
Remember Kim is a liar on most stuff, so her lying about implants and other work being done don’t fool us. Agree with you Minty.
Minty’s right, those udders should be laying beside her on the chaise lounge, not fighting for air.
You don’t get to see the Kardashian creature’s swollen butt cheeks like you really, really want to.
Justin Beiber left a bad bite mark on one, so she’s gonna be covered up for a couple days.
yeah like he would know what to do with her… i have a feeling he would need to play with a white girl…
i want to climb into her vagina and never return
Man, I’d love an hour with KK
Those aren’t tits they are waterslides for kids, she should be lying tits up at an amusement park..
New picture format sucks… why do you have to make it complicated?
there are 3 ways to view one picture at a time. the arrows above the pictures, clicking the pictures or the stupid gallery viewer or whatever that thing is. how about a proper gallery view instead of redundancy?
Bodacious.
No more Kim!!! I’m sick of her. Shame on Xtina for associating with this hoebag.
She looks better without the Tammy Faye makeup kit on
OK so you have 50 some odd photos of KK and you make us scroll through 5 images at a time? and then when you click on an image the scroller returns to the beginning? thats just dumb. the other design was better! great post btw
was just about to post this exact thing. i’m also not a fan of having to scroll down to click “view original” on “nude” pictures (read: weird fold in fabric that is starred out for no apparent reason)
love both kk and christina, keep up the content, but the galleries on the posts needs some work.. or i should say didn’t need any work.
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
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x2! Like dueling banjos
I wanna sleep with those!!
agreed , i wanna fuck that
She won’t tan her back after hearing NASA stating they can see her milelong asscrack from orbit.
Hot stuff.
please fall out of the towel.. please fall out of the towel…
I do hate her show,
I do hate her personality
I do hate that she is such a Fame Whor3
But OMG that is so hot, her boobs are so huge, is like a little mountain,
O__O
She’s wack.
how is it possible that there are 51 pictures but only one of her ass?
I know her love cavern is huge, stretched by enormous african american penis, I’m sure she’s a walking social disease factory but dammmmm.
She got a great lookin’ face, I’d love to put a pearl necklace between them hills and she got a GREAT big butt.
God bless America.
Don’t just “support” the troops, DO SOMETHING FOR THEM.
NOM,NOM,NOM,NOM.
I want to choke on her norks.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-onsky !
Never saw a white woman MORE in need of my testicles being dragged across her chin/face I’d say.
Don’t just “support” the troops, DO SOMETHING FOR THEM !
she has some ugly ass hammer toes…ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
AGREED, I am into feet and those turned me off….