Kim Kardashian’s Giant Breasts Tanning (With Special Guest: Christina Aguilera)

June 14th, 2010 // 148 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence. (Exhibit A: butt crack.) That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any. How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Voodoo? Santeria? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!

Photos: Fame, Mavrix, Splash News

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  1. froghammer

    Pics are broke. She may be an idiot, but I like looking at her.

  2. froghammer

    Whew- they’re working again. Now I can check out her two redeeming qualities. ;)

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    fist

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    They aren’t THAT big

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like a cagey ninja when it comes to hiding the backs of her thighs. Either that or these are pre-arranged “candids”.

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    Angry Beaver
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom nom nom…mmmm…..whoever did her boob job should get a Nobel fuckin’ prize. Dr. Rey is sitting down somewhere giggling like a little girl.

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    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    Those aren’t particularly attractive pictures of either of them. Is that some sort of guarded compound where celebrities can be shielded from the hoi polloi?

    I liked the Amazon blonde in the background of picture #17.

  8. Scumbag

    Well, boobs… hooray. Still no thumbs in the RSS items, tho.

  9. ballwax

    hot tranny end of story

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    Jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi there

  11. Flaming Bag of Poop

    This bitch really needs to wear makeup.

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    Kev
    Commented on this photo:

    Motorboat’n waiting to happen!!

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    Layout blows
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at the pictures is a pain in the ass. Excellent work screwing up the site. Get the monkey to change it back.

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    Mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice. I’d do ‘em both. At the same time even.

  15. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    She has very sexy feet! What I wouldn’t give to suck those long toes and lick her lovely arches!

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    gogo
    Commented on this photo:

    First?really?

  17. stinky mcpoop

    Where’s Greenpeace to rescue those mammaries and return them to their natural habitat?

  18. Bunny

    Ummmm did she always have such big tits???? I never *ahem* noticed…

  19. me

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!

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    jum
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    jum

    • Foxy Al

      Now is she popular just because she made a porn with Ray-J.
      Is that why her family is popular too?

  21. mel

    she looks like octomom.

  22. ShitisFuckedUp

    I am pretty sure that is the Octomom, not Kim.

  23. Kim continues to look amazing no matter the event. From evening gowns to bathing suits to even a towel, she soaks it all up. Her skin glistens in the warmth, illuminating her beauty like an angel descending from the sky above.

    Randal

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    WTF
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow those karTRASHIANS they got some great up bringing but that piece of shit mother. Just wait till that long dicked jig leaves a hot load in her and knocks her up those oversized milkbags will come in the room 10 minutes before the rest of her and another 10 min for that ass to clear the door

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    whitey
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    She looks like she’s got a monster hang over. Poor thing.

  26. Pointdexter

    How can anyone say she has fake tits? Those things sag like any pair of huge 30 year old milk bags.

    • Minty

      Fake. Check out Kim laying on her back. Real tits don’t stay upright and perfectly round when laying down.Her boob job does look really good though. I think it helps that she probably does have actual boobs (not just fake), so we are not just seeing implant under skin like some celeb’s. But take it from a girl with a natural set of DD’s, those ain’t real.

      • Lenny

        Remember Kim is a liar on most stuff, so her lying about implants and other work being done don’t fool us. Agree with you Minty.

    • sunshine

      Minty’s right, those udders should be laying beside her on the chaise lounge, not fighting for air.

  27. FrankNfrtr

    You don’t get to see the Kardashian creature’s swollen butt cheeks like you really, really want to.
    Justin Beiber left a bad bite mark on one, so she’s gonna be covered up for a couple days.

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    shitting condoms
    Commented on this photo:

    i want to climb into her vagina and never return

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    Jed
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I’d love an hour with KK

  30. turd da third

    Those aren’t tits they are waterslides for kids, she should be lying tits up at an amusement park..

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    turd da 3rd
    Commented on this photo:

    New picture format sucks… why do you have to make it complicated?

    • yup

      there are 3 ways to view one picture at a time. the arrows above the pictures, clicking the pictures or the stupid gallery viewer or whatever that thing is. how about a proper gallery view instead of redundancy?

  32. Sardonic

    Bodacious.

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    Christina Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    No more Kim!!! I’m sick of her. Shame on Xtina for associating with this hoebag.

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    weebie
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks better without the Tammy Faye makeup kit on

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    ac
    Commented on this photo:

    OK so you have 50 some odd photos of KK and you make us scroll through 5 images at a time? and then when you click on an image the scroller returns to the beginning? thats just dumb. the other design was better! great post btw

    • yup

      was just about to post this exact thing. i’m also not a fan of having to scroll down to click “view original” on “nude” pictures (read: weird fold in fabric that is starred out for no apparent reason)

      love both kk and christina, keep up the content, but the galleries on the posts needs some work.. or i should say didn’t need any work.

  36. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Forearms Like Popeye
    Commented on this photo:

    ===
    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
    ===

    x2! Like dueling banjos

  37. captain america

    I wanna sleep with those!!

  38. Anonymous

    She won’t tan her back after hearing NASA stating they can see her milelong asscrack from orbit.

  39. Kim Kardashian Bikini Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot stuff.

  40. blackout

    please fall out of the towel.. please fall out of the towel…

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    jacob
    Commented on this photo:

    I do hate her show,
    I do hate her personality
    I do hate that she is such a Fame Whor3

    But OMG that is so hot, her boobs are so huge, is like a little mountain,
    O__O

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    B
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wack.

  43. jxx

    how is it possible that there are 51 pictures but only one of her ass?

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    Richard Throbbin
    Commented on this photo:

    I know her love cavern is huge, stretched by enormous african american penis, I’m sure she’s a walking social disease factory but dammmmm.
    She got a great lookin’ face, I’d love to put a pearl necklace between them hills and she got a GREAT big butt.
    God bless America.
    Don’t just “support” the troops, DO SOMETHING FOR THEM.

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    Richard Throbbin
    Commented on this photo:

    NOM,NOM,NOM,NOM.
    I want to choke on her norks.

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-onsky !

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    Richard Throbbin
    Commented on this photo:

    Never saw a white woman MORE in need of my testicles being dragged across her chin/face I’d say.

    Don’t just “support” the troops, DO SOMETHING FOR THEM !

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    Jess
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    she has some ugly ass hammer toes…ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

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