Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence. (Exhibit A: butt crack.) That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any. How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Voodoo? Santeria? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!
Photos: Fame, Mavrix, Splash News
froghammer | June 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Pics are broke. She may be an idiot, but I like looking at her.
marissa martin | July 17, 2010 at 11:30 am
wow jlo’s got a big ass
froghammer | June 14, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Whew- they’re working again. Now I can check out her two redeeming qualities. ;)
Scumbag | June 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Well, boobs… hooray. Still no thumbs in the RSS items, tho.
ballwax | June 14, 2010 at 1:45 pm
hot tranny end of story
i think | June 17, 2010 at 9:52 pm
ballwax have you been stealing lines from your journals wish-list again???
Flaming Bag of Poop | June 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
This bitch really needs to wear makeup.
stinky mcpoop | June 14, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Where’s Greenpeace to rescue those mammaries and return them to their natural habitat?
Delilah | June 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
I’ll call Diego to the rescue.
Bunny | June 14, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Ummmm did she always have such big tits???? I never *ahem* noticed…
me | June 14, 2010 at 4:03 pm
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
mel | June 14, 2010 at 4:08 pm
she looks like octomom.
ShitisFuckedUp | June 14, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I am pretty sure that is the Octomom, not Kim.
Randal | June 14, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Kim continues to look amazing no matter the event. From evening gowns to bathing suits to even a towel, she soaks it all up. Her skin glistens in the warmth, illuminating her beauty like an angel descending from the sky above.
Randal
Pointdexter | June 14, 2010 at 4:25 pm
How can anyone say she has fake tits? Those things sag like any pair of huge 30 year old milk bags.
Minty | June 14, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Fake. Check out Kim laying on her back. Real tits don’t stay upright and perfectly round when laying down.Her boob job does look really good though. I think it helps that she probably does have actual boobs (not just fake), so we are not just seeing implant under skin like some celeb’s. But take it from a girl with a natural set of DD’s, those ain’t real.
Lenny | June 15, 2010 at 8:20 am
Remember Kim is a liar on most stuff, so her lying about implants and other work being done don’t fool us. Agree with you Minty.
sunshine | June 15, 2010 at 11:41 am
Minty’s right, those udders should be laying beside her on the chaise lounge, not fighting for air.
FrankNfrtr | June 14, 2010 at 4:37 pm
You don’t get to see the Kardashian creature’s swollen butt cheeks like you really, really want to.
Justin Beiber left a bad bite mark on one, so she’s gonna be covered up for a couple days.
ha | June 17, 2010 at 9:50 pm
yeah like he would know what to do with her… i have a feeling he would need to play with a white girl…
turd da third | June 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Those aren’t tits they are waterslides for kids, she should be lying tits up at an amusement park..
Sardonic | June 14, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Bodacious.
captain america | June 14, 2010 at 11:42 pm
I wanna sleep with those!!
Joshua | June 20, 2010 at 9:30 pm
agreed , i wanna fuck that
Anonymous | June 15, 2010 at 12:54 am
She won’t tan her back after hearing NASA stating they can see her milelong asscrack from orbit.
blackout | June 15, 2010 at 1:39 am
please fall out of the towel.. please fall out of the towel…
jxx | June 15, 2010 at 3:13 am
how is it possible that there are 51 pictures but only one of her ass?
jonesy | June 15, 2010 at 9:12 am
damn…
Those are some boobs.
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WhiteGoddess | June 15, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Ugly white woman wannabe. Not even close.
yeah | June 17, 2010 at 9:48 pm
ooooook
Golden Goddess | July 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
What makes u think she is tryimg to be white??? Im sure she is happy with her beautiful golden skin** ;)
tiny | June 17, 2010 at 1:17 am
TINY FEET!
omg | June 17, 2010 at 9:48 pm
she looks like the octomom in this picture
Brie | June 19, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Minty, that really sucks for you. I have natural DDD’s (DD before my baby) and mine STILL “sit up straight”, if you will, when I lay down.
Turd Ferguson | June 24, 2010 at 10:21 am
…says some random chick on the Internet…
e838shopping | June 27, 2010 at 9:39 pm
She maybe very comfortable!
Slig | July 1, 2010 at 9:36 am
Pleas dawon out the towel
Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Kaz the beast hes handsome beautiful boy i’m kaz
Jean14833 | July 2, 2010 at 4:55 am
they look saggy
theapricot | July 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm
they’re only “huge” by proportion. She’s 5’3″
Alli Watermelon | July 11, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Her boobs are large regardless of her height. Huge, no. But I get…what you’re trying to get at.
paz | July 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I like how she’s wearing the same bikini from her sex vid :)
sickoflin | July 7, 2010 at 10:38 am
sad and lonely (thats her boobs nick-names)
jake | July 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
huge boobs indeed
oreo24 | July 18, 2010 at 8:21 am
wow its very huge breast
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she is one of the finest girl i ever seen.
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