Kim Kardashian’s Fat, Pregnant Ass Isn’t Kelly Brook In A Bikini So I Hate This Day Already And Other News

February 7th, 2013 // 26 Comments

- Jessica Simpson expects you to believe she looked like this in November. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mama June lost 100 pounds since Honey Boo Boo started filming. She’s now a svelte 263 pounds, or roughly 1.63 Kim Kardashians. [Dlisted]

- As Long As There’s Clothing Girls Will Tug On It [theCHIVE]

- Bone marrow is a central ingredient in every Sasquatch’s diet. That’s the only way to read this. [Gossip Cop]

- Because Young Indiana Jones worked out so well, welcome to Young Han Solo. [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere is getting plowed by giant Ukrainian penis again causing Keebler cookie stocks to plummet as production delays become imminent. [Celebslam]

- Jenna Dewan proves I really don’t hate anyone with a baby in them. Mostly. [Popoholic]

- Holy shit, Wolverine is real! And Mexican. [FilmDrunk]

- The 5 Biggest Kim Kardashian Hypocrisies [TooFab]

- Lucy Pinder understands Twitter’s true purpose. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo will convince you Valentine’s Day isn’t a bullshit holiday now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mike Tyson played a rape victim on Law & Order: SVU last night and this didn’t concern anybody? Mike Tyson. Okay… [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. The Royal Penis

    Jesus, that black dress is sucking up all the ambient light….just like a black hole.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    263 / 1.6 = 164.4

    Probably closer to 1.4 or 1.3 Kim Kardashians.

  3. tito

    Mommy! Is it true you ate shit off of a teenie weenie? No …It was a boomerang dick my little devil spawn.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO
    Her assistant probably cuts all the “XL” and other size info off of her clothes before she even tries them on. Distressed cows can create a lot of damage in a dressing room.
    Although as she jacks more and more with her face she resembles a camel more than a cow.
    What noise does a camel make? It can’t be pretty.

  5. ZZZ

    I’m sorry, but I do NOT believe she is even pregnant. She’s gonna have a phony miscarriage and blame it on Kris to try for sympathy.
    Does she look pregnant to anyone?

  6. Jon Hex

    Kind of harsh making fun of someone trying to save their cousin from cancer.

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    We project baby bump will show in the 9th month.

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    Edvard Munch
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a fat whore, but I still wanna fuck her.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    that face…. is as annoying as Kris Jenner’s

  10. Shasta

    I’m guessing it’s Jessica Simpson all over again if she really is pregnant. We’re going to see the cow gain 100 pounds and then get bitchy if anyone suggests she’s fat.

  11. AndyDufresne

    Pregnant porn star. Yawn…..

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    Gloria
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s all in her ass!!!

  13. Mario Starr

    I wouldn’t fuck this gross pig with Kanye West’s cock and Chris Humphries pushing.

  14. Athr

    Don’t compare Kim K to kelly brook. Ok, the latter has ginormous breasts but otherwise pretty much isn’t shaped like an actual woman. Kim K is.

  15. I hope like hell that the next Kim K story I see is about her getting thrown off a plane for refusing to pay for 2 seats.

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    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    So she’s going to hide under jackets for the next several months?

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    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    somebody please get this twat and her ugly family out of the news. who cares that she’s bringing Satans spawn unto the world.

  18. Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Tight Dress
    crystal
    Commented on this photo:

    This is just an illusion where is the baby stomach. Kim has been photograph this size before. I do not see a pregnant woman maybe when she is six months along she will have a baby stomach, but for now I do not believe she is pregnant. You can wear suit jackets and sweathers around the waist to make a person that is fat look pregnant. I do not put anything pass the Kadashians specially the mother Kris & Kim. Kanye need to be careful these two women are up to no good. He may think he got the upper hand, but he needs to pay close attention to how Kim is and her mother are playing Kris Humphries. These women are snakes.

  19. yer mom

    Call her fat if you must, but I would KILL to have curves like that.

  20. bets

    That ass has become a considerable cross to bear…(bare?)

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