Kim Kardashian’s Fat, Pregnant Ass Isn’t Kelly Brook In A Bikini So I Hate This Day Already And Other News

- Jessica Simpson expects you to believe she looked like this in November. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mama June lost 100 pounds since Honey Boo Boo started filming. She’s now a svelte 263 pounds, or roughly 1.63 Kim Kardashians. [Dlisted]

- As Long As There’s Clothing Girls Will Tug On It [theCHIVE]

- Bone marrow is a central ingredient in every Sasquatch’s diet. That’s the only way to read this. [Gossip Cop]

- Because Young Indiana Jones worked out so well, welcome to Young Han Solo. [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere is getting plowed by giant Ukrainian penis again causing Keebler cookie stocks to plummet as production delays become imminent. [Celebslam]

- Jenna Dewan proves I really don’t hate anyone with a baby in them. Mostly. [Popoholic]

- Holy shit, Wolverine is real! And Mexican. [FilmDrunk]

- The 5 Biggest Kim Kardashian Hypocrisies [TooFab]

- Lucy Pinder understands Twitter’s true purpose. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo will convince you Valentine’s Day isn’t a bullshit holiday now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mike Tyson played a rape victim on Law & Order: SVU last night and this didn’t concern anybody? Mike Tyson. Okay… [HuffPost Entertainment]

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