Coming on the heels – PUNS! – that Kim Kardashian has been seeing John Mayer, rumors are circulating that she’s also letting Kanye West go for a ride on the moon bounce she calls an ass. (He was photographed leaving her birthday yacht party just last night.) Of course, her people are denying it which means he’s already impregnated her five times on video and once on Polaroid in case they gotta take this bitch analog because of robots and shit. Anyway, as for what happened to John Mayer, I’m going to assume he’s still in the equation because he likes to run his mouth to the press which practically makes him Kim’s soul-mate, if it weren’t the whole being white thing. Oh, reverse racism, damn your black heart! — Wait.
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She’s doing everyone except me :(
I wish I was black
John Mayer is as white as they come.
Then again, he’s also a very good blues guitarist.
John Mayer – COMBO-BREAKER!!!!
She looks like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag!!!
LOL, Im going drinking, later fuckers
she looks like she has 3 boobs in the first pic
Nuh, that’s Kanye.
Not everybody. I’d hit that ass so hard . . .
KardASSian and Mayer fucking one another is a dangerous biomedical experiment!!! Could you imagine the number of sexually transmitted diseases and viruses and bacteria these two have on their own? then imagine them all combining???? They are going to make a super virus. Just wait and see.
That’s a scary thought. The virus might be called The KIMAYER Virus!
eww dude lmao …i just threw up a lil’ I read that the moment i bit into my jalapeno poper and, the white stuff gushed out :(
I’ll bet it’s hard to hike up a dress that tight for fast rear entry sex in a semi-public place.
But she’s probably had lots of practice.
Vanilla? Chocolate? There is a flavor for everyone and Kim is enjoying both…
she looks more like her mother every day. what the fuck is she doing to her face?
Your mother is in her 30s?
of course plastic face is with everyone. she is a whoredashian.
as 2012 quickly approaches, I feel like every day we discover a new pale horse. do your best, apocalypse, but there is no world left to destroy.
lol
Stuck on conference call for the last hour and fifteen, have to pee reeeeeally bad. Kim can you swing by so i can relieve myself on your face? Thanks hun~
Kanye looks lost. I think the dimentia is finally taking hold. What the hell is up with this kiddie porn in the background of the superficial webpage?
Say what you will, you know you’ll hit it… when it’s your turn! Bam!!
Got that right. I would hit that so hard the neighbors would think an earthquake was occurring.
Is it just me or has she been doing something to her face? She looked fine a couple of weeks ago and now she looks a ton like Eva Longoria. She was pretty before; I don’t understand why beautiful women feel the need to mess with their faces just because they have money to blow.
Ok…she desperately wants to look more and more Latin every day, she has even alluded to just that…this bitch is the fakest dick sucking whore out there
I’m guessing the changes you noticed have nothing to do with cosmetic surgery. A person takes more than a couple of weeks to heal from surgery. Yes, she might have had Botox injections. But, I think it’s simply because a person’s weight naturally fluctuates, especially a woman’s (I hope I don’t need to spell it out for you?).
Being a woman, I know what weight fluctuations look like. She looks like she did a little more to her face than botox. People don’t usually gain weight or receive puffiness from surgery/botox in or around the areas I’m talking about.
She’s had more surgery than Heidi Montag and people are stupid enough to believe her lies about being “all-natural.” If you look at older pics of her, she looks totally different. She had a cute, but normal sized ass. Now it looks like Cocos. Her nose is clearly smaller, and her ex-husband said he paid for her boob job and liposuction.
She looks awful. That dress looks like something out of Forever21 or Mandy’s it’s cheap as hell and her gut is sticking out and her big ass oval thighs and fake ass make her look porkier than she already is…so gross. Bad choice Whore, bad choice…plus the messy hair and too big jewels what were you thinking?!?!?!?
She looks awful. That dress looks like something out of Forever21 or Mandy’s it’s cheap as hell and her gut is sticking out and her big ass oval thighs and fake ass make her look porkier than she already is…so gross. Bad choice Whore, bad choice…plus the messy hair and too big jewels what were you thinking?!?!?!?
she is such a useless, unintelligent, plastic, fake attention whore. why doesnt she just go away?
I’m not convinced she’s unintelligent. Unintellectual and immature, maybe, but unintelligent…I doubt it. Don’t forget, her father was a brilliant lawyer.
Intelligence skips a generation. I would know since my grandfather was a scientist.
Because stupid people find the lame, moral and value less Lardasshian Family entertaining and for some odd reasons a lot of guys find this plastic, fake and annoying, man jawed fug sexy and hot.
It boggles the mind.
Article for the lulz.
Rishiki Phatu in a dress . Yikes !
Did she gain weight?
No, she’s always been a fat whore.
Burt, google pics of her from 2007. Her facial changes have everything to do with cosmetic surgery, fillers and Botox.
how did this person become famous? I keep forgetting, sex tape!!!!
holy fuck, her midsection looks disgusting.
Kim’s standards have evolved over time. A few years ago…if you were related to someone even a little bit famous, she’d fuck you. Now, if you are famous, she’ll fuck you. She’s coming up in the world.
Dat ass
listen kim will fuck anybody i mean, that is how she got famous
She looks like Kimora Lee Simmons in pic 8, but with a lot more plastic
How many did she hit until now!? Three!? We’re looking for the exact aftermath numbers of these three!
I’ve been busy lately!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRyv_sGkMVw
But i’m going to look for the numbers now!
she is black???
she looks nicer in this pic, maybe because she doesn’t look like shes wearing alot of makeup.
i love the jewellary
but the dress is dreck!
not impressed
agreed
g*dd*mnit, such cheap names……………..
…………..LINKED TO THIS WOMAN.
####GO & SHAME YOURSELF####
Must be genetic! The whole fucking family are fat assed skanks, low life trailer trash! Wonder how Bruce Jenner ever got involved with these douchebags? Now both of his daugthers are being exploited by the fame whoring Kardashian bullshit. Too bad!
DOING EVERYBODY can only mean blackies. What a shame, what a whoredog! If only she had a brain, not connected to Paris H, etc. and had not have surgeon snip away her pussy lips, I’d bone her in a heartbeat.
lard ass ian – that’s funny heh heh
and I thought whoretrashians was funny too
I’m amazed at how she can fit her big saggy ass in her butt girdles. She will never find true love because no decent rich famous man wants to marry an ex porn star. She loves money so the only rich famous man that would consider marrying her is porn star loving Charlie Sheen and Jesse James.
They’re white, so count them out. She’ll probably end up with some dumb ass black NBA or NFL star after most of the black showbiz has run through her and used her up.
You couldn’t pay me to fuck this bitch and her gigantic ass! Fucking die already!
Monkey see….monkey do.
Fucking trashy whore! fake ass biyatch that will fuck anyone for fame. I’m sure she released her sex tape and suggested the idea to foolish ray j. Her ass is totally fake check out this to see how she looked before messing up her beautiful body.
http://www.zimbio.com/Kim+Kadarshian/articles/ooxGa7lQoJO/Kim+Kardashian+Bongo+Jeans+Photo+Shoot
Then she got chin and cheek implants and liposuction like her fucked up jenner mother that had an affair when she was with ‘daddy’ and gave birth to the horse thy call khole(by the way the stupid mom should stop stealing and remixing names. Courtney and Chloe dont change it to K u desperate biyacht). You pimped out your beautiful daughter to get fame and money, wonder how daddy in the dirt feels about you hoes. Her show is completely fake and the acting is soo poor while the people at E! continue to deceive her that she has a life.