Kim Kardashian Is Like A Working Mom, You Guys

July 9th, 2014 // 46 Comments
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While appearing on CNBC yesterday to promote her Kardashian Kid Klothes (Try the hoods!), Kim Kardashian decided to refute Pespi CEO Indra Nooyi‘s recent comments that working moms really can’t have it all because Kris Jenner taught her daughters that you fucking abandon your kids until you can pimp them out for money and you abandon those little shits now. Via Jezebel:

I mean, I think that’s just not really like a positive outlook and for me, like my mom kind of taught us girls that we could have it all. You know, she works hard. She taught us that if you work hard, it’s just all about prioritizing and I think that, yeah, it could get tough and after you have a baby, there are so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work on something and I just wanted to be home with my baby, but, you know, for me, and I think I can speak for my sisters, it makes us feel good when we are out working and we can provide something for our friends and products that, you know, we can’t find that we really want. And it just makes you feel productive. So if anyone really feels like they can’t do it all, I feel like it’s a little bit discouraging to say that, even if I couldn’t and it wasn’t possible, I would try. And I would, you know, try my best to do it all.

Of course, what’s even more hilarious than abandoning your baby for the higher cause of shilling niche boutique items to rich people who are apparently dying without whore-emblazoned overalls for their kids is that Kim Kardashian’s “work” entails literally just walking around and doing whatever she wants while somebody films it. The other day she ate a salad. That was her job for the day. Christ, in the pics for the post you’re reading right now, she’s at a fucking amusement park. An amusement park. You know who loves amusement parks? BABIES. And, okay, pedophiles, but like she knows that.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    She does work it hard.
    MOO

  2. JC

    “…it makes us feel good when we are out working and we can provide something for our friends and products that, you know, we can’t find that we really want.”

    Wait a minute: I hate myself for knowing this, but isn’t the KKKollection available at Sears? Are the worthless, trust-fund friends of these whores really shopping for shittily made krap klothes with the kommoners down at Sears, right next to the riding lawn mowers?

  3. You, too, can have it all, with KK’s new how-to seminar. You’ll learn everything from choosing the right guy to piss on you, to getting a bargain on posterior implants, to which paps you can tip-off without having to pay. Join now and you’ll get a bonus video on how to earn extra money by whoring out your relatives!

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I should be more sympathetic. It IS hard work carrying an ass like that around all day on towering high heels.
    Dat ass needs nourishment, go get a funnel cake.

  5. Does her entire diet consist of phallic foods?

  6. Short Round

    In her defense holding up that ginormous ass for 45 minutes while standing in line is work. It’s strange though she ate a light salad but she’s no less full of shit.

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Commented on this photo:

    Going…going….gone.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she just barely made the “You must be this wide to ride” requirement.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Saddlebags.

  10. Slash

    Yeah, what does that dumb bitch – the CEO of Pepsi – know about balancing work and motherhood?

    This Kardashian has been a mother for almost a year and she’s got it all figured out.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time we see her, she’s shoving something brown in her mouth. Stick with what you’re good at, I guess.

  12. I think it’s terrible that a woman like Kim has to slave at a job every day just to provide for her baby. Thanks for nothing Obama.

  13. That right there is why this vapid kunt is famous :(

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
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    Who wears spike heels to a fucking amusement park?!

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
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    With just Kim on the ride, the weight limit had already been exceeded, so she had to ride alone.
    She ‘s fat. She’s a fat, disgusting PIG!

  16. Phil Whitestone

    If you count getting peed on in a video filmed by your mom as working hard then, yes, she can have it all.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Phil Whitestone
    Commented on this photo:

    Does that thing beep when she walks backwards?

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Phil Whitestone
    Commented on this photo:

    Above the pic on the left it allows you to ‘View Full Size’. You need a warning that you must have a 60 inch widescreen to view full size as well as paid up life insurance.

  19. anonymous

    Yep. Mothers everywhere are nodding their heads because each of them can relate to having to go to work and tell their TEAM of nannies what to do.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Yabbo
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I think that, yeah, it could get tough and after you have a baby, there are so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work…

    It COULD get tough? Gee, I’m glad she can sympathize with all the working moms out there.
    I’m sure it was really hard for her to leave her baby to go back to “work.”

  21. “My mom works hard” = “Pimpin’ ain’t easy”

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Sloppy Redneck
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t it black ?

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Still say she eats ugly. She eat’s wide-mouthed like a whale eating plankton.

    It’s a fucking churro not a 4-inch monster burrito.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    rot
    Commented on this photo:

    That is like the ass you would find on a fat white trash slob in Walmart! You go girl! Cant wait to see you in 10 years. God Kendall is so fugly she looks like an old Iranian woman already.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    Just because the food is 12 inches long doesn’t mean you gotta dislocate your jaw to fit it in your mouth.
    Stupid Diaper-model bitch.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
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    “As God is my witness, it’s a three-foot long Churro, and she hasn’t taken a bite yet!!!”

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Isn’t this fun, North? North? Sweetie…? Are you back there?”

  28. Haven’t seen the kid since she got married. Maybe they forgot her on the baggage carousel…..

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    time to photoshop that shit.

  30. Dusty

    I don’t know anything about her, and I’m sure that 75% or more that I’ve heard about her is BS. I’m really beginning to like Kim.

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    Back pain
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    It’s not black but i’ll put it in my mouth anyway.

  32. Motorboat Captain

    Working mom working girl.

    • Motorboat Captain

      Your comment function deletes basic-like relational operators. There should have been a “does not equal” between “working mom” and “working girl.”

      Also, holy shit I’m a dork.

  33. Kim Kardashian is to Indra Nooyi

    as

    a pile of shit is to a porterhouse steak

  34. Dana V

    Poor Seaside Heights had to suffer through “The Jersey Shore”, Hurricane Sandy two years ago, and a fire last year… now it has to survive Kim’s ass?! That’s too much much for that poor boardwalk to take!

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Eating Dick Shaped Foods Jonathan Cheban Seaside Heights Boardwalk
    J-Dizzle
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    I guess Kanye likes a a good teeth raking.

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