Kim Kardashian Will Teach Us About Teen Pregnancy Now

January 20th, 2011 // 117 Comments

Can you tell someone has a new show coming out?

While visiting the Today Show yesterday, moral crusader Kim Kardashian found herself experiencing emotions beyond, “Hey, look at me,” and “Why are you not looking at me?” Turns out she was disturbed by the recent report of a Memphis high school that had 90 teens give birth and/or become pregnant prompting Kim to take to her blog where like a giant-assed Jesus, or someone who would’ve had sex with Martin Luther King, Jr., she proceeded to take aim at Teen Mom which she blames for the recent rash of teen pregnancies:

It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!

Now here’s the best part. Before someone could say, “Wait, didn’t Kim get famous by leaking her own sex tape?” Teen Mom Amber Portwood immediately swooped in like a lactating Adam Lambert to say exactly that to E! News:

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down,” Portwood exclusively tells E! News.
“Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it,” says the mother of 2-year-old Leah. “She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn’t glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we’ve all gone through.”

Not only does Amber Portwood have a leg to stand on in this argument, which has to be a sign of the apocalypse, but she pretty much won. Yes, Teen Mom is making young girls think that if they get pregnant they’ll be rewarded with a reality show contract and implants. But you know who has no room to judge? Someone who used Paris Hilton as a template to get famous. In fact, the only person Kim Kardashian could feasibly look down up on is Tila Tequila, and even then, I’d be comfortable calling that one a draw. (Oh, no, I di’int…)

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Fool

    Its odd – from the front the kind of figure we’ve not seen since the 50′s. From the back, its all measured in 50′s.

  2. jill

    This is a comment board thats what we do.. doesnt mean we love the skank.. the fake butt injected skeezer who cant get enough black d… plus her jealousy of black women is ridiculous….Kim you are not black.. your butt is naturally flat until you inflated it.. go get lost forever!

  3. Every time this chick opens her mouth it is either to insert a penis or talk high and mighty like she has done anything worthy of admiration.

  4. just maybe

    You can hear what she thought at the end of that sentence… ‘Idolize me!’

  5. just maybe

    Kim so obviously only cares because they are taking up tabloid space that uses to be her asses.

    With Kim, you can’t dig too deep, the answer is always vain and superficial.

  6. Kim Kardashian
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    One of 5 butt shots known to exist.

  7. Kim Kardashian
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    Does this dress make my butt look big? Technically, no.

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  9. I am really ashamed of my penis’s reaction to this.

  10. Go away famewhores

    I wish someone would make this stupid famewhore go away already. No one would want to get her pregnant because her face looks like a very scary halloween mask.

    • kelly

      btw maybe shes jealous that these young girls got pregnant when her old ass cant find a man to get near her :_)

  11. Wow, Kim. Way to miss the fucking point.

    I’m from Memphis. I love this broken ass city, and this pisses me off. What’s really fucking heartbreaking here is that Kim scratched the surface of an unbelievably unfortunate reality, and instead of doing something constructive, she used it as ammunition against another fucking worthless reality show.

    One zip code in Memphis has a higher infant mortality rate than Vietnam, El Salvador, and Iran. Yeah Kim. Damn those teen moms.

    Rot in hell you vacuous bitch.

    • kelly

      I agree, and the show doesnt glorify teen moms at all, it shows how they have bad lives, broken family relationships, money problems, their friends leave them, they fight with their boyfreind all the time, it doesnt glorify it at all it makes teen pregnancy look like the dark side

  12. looka

    ugh. Once again this fat fake only-is-famous-for-being-in-a-porno, paid to be a celebrity slut is wearing too much make up. Seriously, does she go for the circus clown look every day? GUYS DON’T LIKE IT. STOP WEARING SO MUCH MAKE UP SERIOUSLY…Its getting to the point where i can’t even wank it to her anymore cause of all the damn make up

  13. Anya

    this camel faced whore has the nerve to talk. People shouldn’t idolize teenage pregnancy nor should they idolize a plastic faced whore whose claim to fame is Penis Hilton and getting peed on by some rapper.

    • kelly

      thats just what she looks like! a camel! thats the animal i was looking for, i always thought about it but couldnt put my finger on it, i dont like her face its too long, nice features, but her face is LONG as hell with a short neck

  14. Anya

    BTW this ugly clown looks like she’s wearing an entire MAC counter on her face.

  15. kelly

    well even with all the things she did in her past, she IS right about this, but then again im tired of people acting like celebrities are angels just because they say soemthing wrong, like she points out the obvious that teen moms are a bad influence and everyone goes oh wow shes so smart she wants to make a difference

  16. Kim Kardashian
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    Omg that’s fucking disgusting….

  17. Sabrina

    Kim Hoedashian needs to go sit down! She can’t talk about anyone.

  18. Sabrina

    Kim Hoedashian needs to go sit down! She can’t talk about anyone.

  19. Kamrynne

    To have a self righteous opinion as she does w/out having no knowledge or education on the subject …unfortunately for her she was not trained with
    appropriate basic life lessons and or skills unless they involve being spread eagle In front of a camera or a video recorder.”just remember those who live in glass porn payed houses should not throw battery operated boyfriends !!!!!!!

  20. me

    who is she to say these things,the purpose of the how is to show teen how life could be difficult for them if they become a mum a a teen age..and why is she saying all theses things when she’s made porn tape,her sister Klhoe lost her virginity at the age of 12 her older sister took a nude picture which nearly got published and she was running around to make sure they got publish it… seriously Kim just because these kids are getting more media attention than you shouldn’t made you jealous and before you say things about other people…you should think about how it;s going to affect the people around you….

  21. Kim Kardashian
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    Teen pregnancies hit a 71 year low last year. It was on the news just last week. Kim should be doing public service messages exposing the myth that cosmetic surgery enhances your appearance. Then she could demonstrate how to eat with a straw., which she carries with her all the time anyways.

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  23. Kim Kardashian
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    hate her body

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