Kim Kardashian Will Teach Us About Teen Pregnancy Now

January 20th, 2011 // 117 Comments

Can you tell someone has a new show coming out?

While visiting the Today Show yesterday, moral crusader Kim Kardashian found herself experiencing emotions beyond, “Hey, look at me,” and “Why are you not looking at me?” Turns out she was disturbed by the recent report of a Memphis high school that had 90 teens give birth and/or become pregnant prompting Kim to take to her blog where like a giant-assed Jesus, or someone who would’ve had sex with Martin Luther King, Jr., she proceeded to take aim at Teen Mom which she blames for the recent rash of teen pregnancies:

It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!

Now here’s the best part. Before someone could say, “Wait, didn’t Kim get famous by leaking her own sex tape?” Teen Mom Amber Portwood immediately swooped in like a lactating Adam Lambert to say exactly that to E! News:

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down,” Portwood exclusively tells E! News.
“Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it,” says the mother of 2-year-old Leah. “She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn’t glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we’ve all gone through.”

Not only does Amber Portwood have a leg to stand on in this argument, which has to be a sign of the apocalypse, but she pretty much won. Yes, Teen Mom is making young girls think that if they get pregnant they’ll be rewarded with a reality show contract and implants. But you know who has no room to judge? Someone who used Paris Hilton as a template to get famous. In fact, the only person Kim Kardashian could feasibly look down up on is Tila Tequila, and even then, I’d be comfortable calling that one a draw. (Oh, no, I di’int…)

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Gee, who’s a worse role model? Teenage whores or Kim Kardashian? Let’s just shoot them all.

    • Martin Lawrence Is My Bitch

      I’m so sick of this STANK WHORE. Everytime you see her, her face looks more and more like the Joker from Batman and that ass looks like it’s got BIGGER. I’d hate to be the fly that landed on THAT ass in the middle of summertime..imagine the funk.

  2. GravyLeg

    Looking down on us from that Kardashian Ivory Tower bought with a Ray J Golden Shower.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    she needs to release some more sex tapes immediately.

      • Reggie Bush

        She needs to hold her breath then maybe her big ass will explode and she’ll die and never be heard from again.

      • Mia

        LOL!!!! Where does this whore get the cajones? She really thinks she’s an A-List celebrity and didn’t get famous by a man taking a leak on her! Not to mention the whore looks like a slutty way figure with all that MAC make-up! This whore isn’t relevant after this year: Id give her until Spring 2011

  4. GravyLeg

    Technically, the only Kardashian who has a right to look down on anyone is Khloe. Living in treetops has it’s privileges.

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Hugh Gentry
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    it’s winking at me!

  6. Kim Kardashian
    Hugh Gentry
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    holy fuck, this is frightening!

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Hugh Gentry
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    New York City is officially out of makeup.

  8. Guesty

    Amber not only won, she showed maturity and restraint by not mentioning Kim’s passion for serving as a sexually attractive urinal.

  9. Who the hell told Kim to speak on serious issues like this. Bitch, shut up and show us your big ass and tits. The only time you should open your mouth is for when I insert my penis in it. Thank you

  10. j

    Having a sextape and becoming a ward of the state are two different things. Kims freedom to be herself is also my freedom to be free from her. Bet you bottom dollar that those 90 newly minted mothers all have the same baby daddy…Nashville, Shelby County, and TennCare.

    • Andriiya

      I must agree, Kim may be a dumb whore, but at least she didn’t have a baby to secure herself 18+ years of child support/wellfare.

      • just maybe

        she probably aborted a couple

      • just maybe

        wouldnt put it past her were she poor.

      • Kerri

        i bet she did too – absolutely. and now she regrets it because hollywood uses babies as accessories.

      • Martha

        Kim screws a different man every time she changes her drawers …wouldn’t be surprised if all of the sisters have been preg….pimp whore mom and pimp money whore ryan seacrest made sure no one found out….kim and khloe are the biggest sluts in the world… needs to keep her legs and mouth shut….

  11. RoboZombie

    It looks like she’s carrying 20 pounds of sh*t in her underwear!

  12. Kim Kardashian
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    I doubt I could get more than the tip in after traveling through that desert of flesh.

  13. Kim Kardashian
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    Stomach up great but that ass I would be afraid she would crush me and he someday when she is older all that cellulite in that ass will be huge.


    Seriously, how much are the Kardashian’s paying you? Isn’t there anyone else to talk about?

  15. Yeezy's Son

    Normally i don’t knock Kim. Shes turned her God given (science altered) assets into a multi-million dollar franchise. Fine. As the public it’s up to us if we watch or don’t watch. But the last person that should get all high and mighty, holier-than-thou is Kim *oh Ray-J* Kardashian. You’re a glorified Porn Star. Let’s see a study of the number of young girls that trade sex for attention/money like Kim. Teen Mom portrays unprotected sex = pregnancy. Kim Kardashian portrays unprotected sex as the gateway to fame/riches. So who’s bad for society?? Kim stick to shaking your ass and leave the social commentary to the non-sex tape having adults.

  16. So we should idiolize HER? I understand what she’s saying about the teen pregnancy issue, but who is SHE to tell ANYONE what they shouldn’t “idiolize”? Not the way she’s trying to stretch HER 15 minutes…

  17. Kim Kardashian
    Righteous, dude
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    Damn stupid arm.

  18. Kim Kardashian
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    she is know for a porn movie! why would society let their children follow this porn star? where are todays morals?

  19. Righteous, dude

    Bristol Palin is the only one who should be delivering this message!

    • Maya

      You’re right since Bristol is now rich, so rich that she can buy a 4000 sq ft house by herself and hire a nanny, plus she is supposed to be getting thousands a month in child support from her sperm donner She’s a great role model for the average US teen girl that is on welfare, lives in a house owned by her grandmother, and has her mother provide free baby sitting services.

  20. Kim Kardashian
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    ugh for such an absolute whore that’s such an amazing shit pump

  21. Agreeing with Amber Portwood is confusing. Isn’t it?

  22. Deacon Jones

    I’m getting pretty sick of this bitch.

    I nominate that we don’t feature her anymore on here. Lack of attention will drive her over the edge. Then we can watch her shave her head. Or back.

    • Yeezy's Son

      Reminds me of that 90s Simpsons Halloween episode when giant 60-foot monster attack Springfield and start destroying everything. Lisa’s solution was “Just don’t look.” Eventually the monsters died from the lack of attention. (I’m such a nerd). We (society) created these monsters. If we don’t “look” they’ll go away.

  23. Steve Ross Is My Bitch

    Bitch go sit your tired ass the fuck down somewheres. NOBODY wants your opinion on teen pregnancy. You can’t even GET pregnant with that husk of a vag YOU have. I’m glad I kicked you to the curb because you should stick to what you do BEST, being a vapid mediawhore and getting shuffled out of backdoors when us men are done going to the bathroom on your stank big booty ass!!

  24. BigDaddy

    Has all of the plastic and silicone gone to this bitches head.She has f–ked every player on three different football teams.The joke about tying a 2by4 too your ass to keep from falling in really does apply to her.

  25. Wowsers

    HOW do you even wipe an ass THAT BIG?????????

  26. Elle

    The only thing she can teach me is how to be uneducated, talent-less and irrelevant.

  27. Divine

    “It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!”
    Says the person who made SEX TAPES and FAME WHORING and PLASTIC SURGERY seem cool to young girls….
    I dont disagree with what she’s saying. But she should put herself in the same category as these girls.
    All I can say : as least she hasnt exposed her own offspring to her shenanigans.

    • Kim doesn’t have any “offspring”, she’s far too much of a vapid whore to get pregnant and besides, even IF she did manage to get pregnant she’d be the first women to go down in history as giving birth to an ass baby, she’s had SO MUCH plastic surgery and tummy tucks, that her stomach IS now officially IN her ASS.

  28. 12345

    I love how you are all *so* sick of her that you take the time to comment.


    • Wowsers

      ..we love how you’re hiding…let’s us know we’ve got the UPPER HAND.

      • 12345

        Hiding from what? Eh.

        You’re all weird here.

        If you’re referring to the fact my name gives nothing way, well to be fair, does ‘ ‘ ‘Wowsers’?

        I *can not* be bothered to think of a proper user name because I think I might be off now.

        Leave you to your little keyboard warrior pastimes.

        Good luck with it all.


      • TROLOLOL


        Kim, if that’s you, let me piss in your mouth. Or you can pee on me. I am a girl & I want to be famous, too.

      • Please 12345 come back soon. You are such a delight ;)

    • jill

      its a damn comment board.. why do you care? are you one of the skank kardashians.. if not get lost!

      • Kerri

        12345…i don’t know about the rest of these people but contrary to what you wrote, i do have a life, and a very good job that keeps me extremely busy. i just like breaking it up with a bit of witty humour/celeb bashing. i’m sure most of these people are the same sweetheart.

    • kelly

      so what its 2011 everyone is on the internet or has some kind of account somewhere, get over it!

  29. JP

    Yes girls…don’t idolize the cast of Teen Mom…idolize ME. I am a great role model! I have a sex tape, love to post pictures of myself showing off my fake tits and wear enough make up for the entire cast of Teen Mom.

  30. Kim Kardashian
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    Now that’s what I call birthing hips.

  31. nonminti

    well..she could say this on the sex tape,there would be the right time and bigger audience to hear this advice. Anyway,she is right… hard to admit,but when nobody talks about this you gotta listen to her.I am almost 21 and I don’t keep up with with these new pregnancy standards,don’t be too harsh on me.

  32. RICHI

    kim whoredashian should be so embarassed of herself. no talent, no brain, just an idiot with so much plastic surgery that she actually looks plastic.

  33. Maya

    Better to have more teen pregnancies than to make them wait until all of their eggs are too old to use that they need to buy them from Russia, or use gestational surrogates to have secret nuclear babies, or adopt the newest, coolest ethnic baby type. You all know who I’m taking about…..

  34. snarky_pup

    The rare Moustached GigantisaurASS has emerged once again to tell us all about how tired she is of losing trashy magazine covers to Teen Moms! Time for this cow to go away. When is her 15 minutes up again? MOO!

  35. Turd Ferguson

    Wasn’t Kim herself a teenage whore?
    Then a 20-something whore?
    Now a 30-something whore?
    She is so desperate and attention starved she posts skanky pics of herself on the internet … She has been pissed on, cum on and gagged on cock ON FILM, but thankfully she has Twitter and the ability to judge others.

  36. Laura

    Why does this chick just CAKE herself with make-up 95% of the time?? Seriously, every time I look at her I think of Homer Simpson with his make-up gun, lol. I would hate being SO made-up all the time! Let your skin breath Kim!

  37. The message Kim is trying to spread is that it is ok to perform in hardcore porn movies, sell nude photos of yourself whenever the money runs low, and grub every dollar possible out of a famewhore existence…but it’s not ok to get pregnant.

  38. Kim Kardashian
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    She looks pissed the guy is taking a picture of her ass….lol

  39. Drew

    Right. Teenage girls on a show showing just how shitty their lives are, is somehow a worse impression on girls demonstrating that all you need to do to be recognized is suck a few cocks and flash your tits around.

    Got us there Kim.

  40. Kim Kardashian
    I'm on my Period.
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    I wonder if her sex tape, plastic surgery, and constant need for male attention makes young girls who look up to her wanna have sex… hmmmmm.

  41. Smiley

    Okay, this is the Kardashian Porn Pot calling the Teen Whore Kettle black… c’mon – “almost like celebrities”… not someone people should idiolize?? Kimmy, did we forget our pee pee porn roots already??? What’s her point, you can be a total slutbag pig and spew it all over the internet as long as you don’t get knocked up??

  42. Kim Kardashian
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  43. 1hguoreht

    ~“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down,” Portwood exclusively tells E! News.

    Who did the study? the same team that discovered she was Neanderthal’s cousin?

    ~”The show reveals how hard it is for us”

    Experiencing hard time girls/young girls usually take as a badge of honor in order to commiserate with others. Kim is aware of this behavior and that’s what she was trying to point out. 90 girls in a High School does not get pregnant because they thought the guys were cute. Ill bet half of that number punctured the Jimmy hat.

    What is this Portwood? the spokes person for the “bun in the oven foundation”?

  44. b

    why do people say booty ass?

  45. 1hguoreht

    Did you read about what happen at last year’s graduation ceremony at Memphis High? There was an altercation between the principal and a few female students. Apparently, the clueless principal try to hand them a diploma instead of a year supply of baby diapers and baby formula. And these girls weren’t even pregnant.

  46. Kim Kardashian
    Facebook me
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    Note to Kim: Go back to wearing darker colors.

    I think her ass can be found on Google maps.

  47. You know your life has taken quite a few nasty left turns when Amber Portwood can school you.

  48. Kim Kardashian
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    Butt pad?

  49. Kim Kardashian
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    lol Who was at the end of that stare? I demand name and address…

  50. Doc Scweinstrudel

    She is nasty. Armenian guys have big asses as well. Always can spot those in the crowd

    • kelly

      lol agreed! im half armenian and armenain men NEVER turn me on.. even the “hot” ones dont do anything for me

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