Kim Kardashian Will Not Tolerate Rumors That Her Disgustingly Huge Fat Ass Is Fake

February 20th, 2014 // 53 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Famous amateur pornstar and soul-sucking constant reminder that we truly are in the the death throes of the American Empire, Kim Kardashian, would like everyone to just cool it with the butt implant rumors, ok? She’s a human being (She isn’t.) and she has feelings, you guys.

 

There’s an expanded rant after that in which she claims this is female body image shaming, which coming from Kim sounds exactly like Farrah Abraham‘s moronic concept of rape. Last time I checked, when a high school girl swallows a bunch of pills for not being asked to the prom or gets literally driven out of town by the families and supporters of their attackers, there isn’t usually a royalty check waiting at the end of that story.

Photo: INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow that is a huge fake ass.
    MOO

    • It’s a real coincidence that every souless famewhore trying to sell their looks all of the sudden sprouted unnaturally enormous fake asses. But nobody’s is fake. They must’ve all grown up under the same power lines.

  2. poop

    even if it was real, it just doesn’t look nice. only people with animal like impulses would find that attractive. which is a shame because everyone likes a quality ass, big or small.

    • mark

      yes. without any exaggeration or sarcasm, kim kardashian constantly appears to be wearing an extra-large sized diaper. always. and diapers make me think of poop (hey!). and so, every time I see this degenerate, mentally retarded whore I think of poop. and how horrible and repugnant it smells. and so, kim kardashian’s image reminds me of shit stink. she should work on a farm, eating and providing manure for the farmer so he’d have lot’s o’ natural fertilizer. repugnant, ditch pig…

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, you just need to watch a couple scenes of “Brazilian Trannies 4″ to be able to spot fake asses. Once you do

  4. JungleRed

    You can’t shame a Kardashian. They’re impervious. That’s a specious argument, Kim.

  5. I love this headline, PB.

    Let’s blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!

  6. Hey Kim! You seem to think we only hate you because you’re fat! That only begins to cover it. Our hatred is based on myriad valid reasons. Too many to list. But hey, for starters, you’re a vapid, narcissistic human toilet. Probably a sociopath. And you would whore out your own daughter to make a buck. Sorry this list is so short, but I should spend the next six hours working instead of compiling it.

  7. “Kim’s Gross Giant 100% All Natural Butt Whore Meat”…LMAO. *Sniff* PB, you rock.

  8. icu

    For the life of me I cannot figure out why anyone is interested in this cow of a woman or what she says or thinks. She’s a disgusting person, and not just physically. Ugh, I’m done, can’t stand this moo of a woman or her idiot mouth breathing husband. I really wish these turds would go away. She has a gross butt and I can’t imagine the stench that arises from that thing when she undresses.

    • All due respect, as I’m here voluntarily, but gossip rags use her soap opera drama to move product and sites like this one use people’s hatred towards her to get clicks…and move product.

  9. alex

    HEY FISH AND PHOTOBOY–
    How about a story on Pussy Riot getting horse whipped by Cossacks?

    Freaking Cossaks! What is this? 1930?

    Thanks

    • PUSSY RIOT MORE LIKE PUSSY WHIPPED

      EL O EL

    • Ian

      According to CNN it was the Sochi police that were whipping Pussy Riot; the Cossaks were mearly kicking their asses’.

      FYI: the fuzz left Pussy Riot unmolested until the girls donned ski masks and began misbehaving and acting like cunts.

    • Edward Elizabeth Hitler

      HEY ALEX HOW ABOUT BECAUSE IT’S PROBABLY NOT TRUE? Or do you just believe the bullshit FOX and CNN are peddling? How about going to Google and finding out (very easily) the truth about so-called “Pussy” Riot? They are self-aggrandizing liars. But, for this site, maybe they should put up the pictures of “Pussy Riot” trying to shove a RAW CHICKEN up their Bieber holes in a supermarket? Because, you know, Putin made them do it. Or something. And the Olympics sucks because Putin sucks. Or something.

  10. she’s fat enough for market. where’s my captive bolt gun?

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I call the paparrazzi to follow me around, I only want people to say nice things about my pictures! Moo….er, I mean, boo hoo!”

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    She has shit implants on her brain

  13. Dr. JFever

    The phrase ” female body image shaming” from a worthless fame whore who is famous for being pissed on by a guy is just mind boggling.

    • LoFromWisco

      …and from someone who photoshops their Instagram photos. And photos of their newborn child. What a vapid twat.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Slash
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim Kardashian: My delicious booty is all-natural! To speak otherwise is a hate crime!
    Kim Kardashian’s Ass: Well, to be honest …
    Kim Kardashian: Shut up, you, or I’ll strap on an extra-small g-string.
    Kim Kardashian’s Ass: (jiggling while silently seething, plots terrible hemorrhoid-themed revenge with the help of the sphincter)

  15. It’s perfect, really. You can call her a talentless hag capitalizing on people’s worst instincts. No problem. You can call her the witless creation of a Dr.Frankengali mother. Fair enough. You can even refer to her as the paradigm of a failed society. What’s a paradigm?

    But you better never, ever, on your worst day or in your worst nightmare refer to her grossly ginormous fake ass as a grossly ginormous fat ass or you will meet a man on a white horse. And hell follows with him.

  16. I usually ignore the meaningless ranting of walking/talking toilet bowl.

    Society as a whole should do the same.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “There she blows!–there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!”
    “From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Bane
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, her ass cheeks are hanging down to mid-thigh?

    That ain’t your average Gypsy ass.

  19. anonymous

    Why is it that female celebrities think they speak for all women, especially young girls when it is only them being criticized?

    Someone should tell Kim– no matter what her circus mirror shows her– she does not have the ass of Jane Average.

    If it’s fake, then she’s to blame for all the criticism of her own huge ass mistake.

    If her ass is real, then Karma happens because she is full of shit as a person.

  20. buzzkill

    Definition of Irony: When the most superficial person in the world is mad because the world is being superficial towards her.

  21. Why wouldn’t I think her ass is fake? Pretty sure she had more facial surgery after the birth of her child, and that’s the real reason behind her being in hiding. Does anyone else think her face is starting to resemble a Dark Crystal character?

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Steve
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF Is wrong with her face now! She went from kinda homely to pretty fake and now back to homely again! She’s overdoing the plastic surgery and is starting to look like cat woman! Yes, that ridiculous ass doesn’t look remotely real! WHO does she think she’s fooling?

  23. Mama Pinkus

    it’s probably the only part of her that ISN’T fake

  24. meme

    Hey Kimmode, Yeah YOU with the big fat fake ass!!!!!

  25. PantyWaist

    I did not know they made Spanx for cows.

  26. Jack Hoff

    #peeWhore

  27. So she’s saying her ass is not fake…it’s just fat.

    I find that I have no urge to argue with that claim.

  28. Kelly

    She always looks like she’s been vacuum sucked into her clothes. They are all so ill fitting on her. Her stylist needs to be fired.

  29. freya

    She would have been believeable if she hadn’t post a selfie with her friend that she photo shopped using a mirror and claiming that to be her real body and that she has self dicipline and all that happened because of her “hard” work LOL Oh Kim stop deluding us because unlike you we went to college and learn how to spot a con artist such as you a miles away.

  30. Nay

    The biggest concern that I have, is that if you look at her Instagram her ass shots are always a lot rounder and shapely than this. In some cases it looks appealing and is if she potentially has a nice ass, real or fake. But THEN I see the paparazzi shots and she look like she needs a nappy change and its so grossly huge and out if shape. Her hamstrings are non existent and the ass kind of just hangs there with no actual tie up. Like it may fall off.. Everyone puts there best shots on social media but that’s some black magic right there

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats a big sexy ass – you idiots are either jealous or know you’ll never get something this hot…

    • Edward Elizabeth Hitler

      No, that’s a big fat disgusting ass that exists solely for self-promotion. Even if it isn’t fake, it’s fucking disgusting and has been sculpted by Pilates and Kentucky Fried Chicken to look the way it does. It is fake, vile, and might as well have a “Pepsi” logo tattooed on it since it exists solely for marketing purposes. This stupid cunt and her vacuous clan of god damned attention whores are EXACTLY what is wrong with America, and the world.

    • Are ye pissed? *slaps you upside the head* You must be new to this site. Newsflash!! It ain’t for you.

  32. Juano

    Anybody else suspect that she tweeted that because nobody is paying attention to her? I’ll bet nobody actually printed anything recently about ass implants, but she got up this morning, checked her twitter feed, checked E Online, called Ryan (can I think of more sewage to put on the air) Seacrest, and realized that nobody was talking about her.

    So, she made up a story and did her usual “I’m indignant” thing.

    All bullshit.

  33. Kim, you are fucking disgusting. Don’t insult people’s intelligence. We know you ass is fake. Everything about you is fake. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, your ass looks like 10 pounds of oats porridge stuffed into a 5 pound bag.

  34. brian

    I still want to shove my tongue so far up in that I’d lick the food in her stomach.

  35. dennis

    I’ll stop point at her fake fat ass if she whips out that $40K purse with the demon orgy painted on it. I bet she has no idea where it is after carrying it around for a single day. $40K! The thing is worth more than my car and it’s probably shit deep in her closet forgotten by now.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    nice
    Commented on this photo:

    Her humongous cottage cheese ass is fake, her face is FROZEN ! her hair is fake, her eyelashes are fake ! her tits are fake ! her nose is fake ! her nails are fake! everything about this disgusting little troll is fake ! that s why she gets so upset when people point that out ! HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid fat little whore ! MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  37. Jello

    “Kim stares at herself for hours — picking herself apart, from her nose to her thighs,” a source says. “Sometimes she’s in tears,hating every part of her body. She has stretch marks and things jiggle in places they never did before; she sees lumps and bumps and more fat to fght. Kim does like her booty and her eyes, but that’s it. Everything else is a big fat fail.”

  38. mila

    they say if yoyu ass is fat, it just has to be smelly eeew kim k yuck shame on your fat smelly ass

  39. mila

    they say if your ass is fat, it just has to be smelly eeew kim k yuck shame on your fat smelly ass

  40. Elliotina

    The hallmark of INSECURE people is their never-ending quest to let the World know just how great they are. Funny thing is, Kim has pulled it off for a long time now. People forget that she actually has ZERO talent and is known for doing absolutely nothing. Oh, and don’t give me that, she is an entrepreneur and is really smart $hit. She is a dime a dozen. Her mother is the real entrepreneur. The fact that she has no shame and will do anything to exploit her children is beside the point.

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