R. Kelly may have been widely exposed as a serial statutory rapist, but the real story setting the Internet on fire is whether or not Kim Kardashian waxed North West‘s eyebrows which.. actually is some repugnant Farrah Abraham-type shit. I started this out all wrong. Via The Daily Mail:
While thousands were commenting on the six-month-old’s cheery and smiling demeanour, others pointed out the little girl’s perfect brows – with some even suggesting that Kim had groomed her child’s arches.
One fan, called Alexa Rebola, tweeted: ‘Kim K definitely waxed her baby’s unibrow.’
And another, Katie Keegan, added: ‘I swear the instagram pic Kim Kardashian just put up looks like her baby’s eyebrows are filled in and waxed idc.’
Kim has since denied to the Mail that she waxed North’s unibrow, so go ahead and file that one under “Definitely Fucking Happened.” In the meantime, here’s a photo from a few weeks ago that everyone’s using for reference while not even mentioning that North’s being kidnapped by a pedophile. You think that would stand out:
In Kim Kardashian’s defense, you don’t see a lot of women with facial hair in porn, and it’s never too early to start planning your child’s future. That’s just smart parenting.