Would It Kill Kim Kardashian To Show A Little More Breast? Why Be So Modest?

January 22nd, 2014 // 60 Comments
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I’m not even going to pretend to disperse fucks that Kanye West actually let Kim Kardashian visit him in Paris while’s he on the lam, or that shitty outfits are generally a sign that she’s pregnant, because none of us are here for that. We’re here to look at her giant, fake breasts popping out of her top like she planned it, and then pretending they do nothing for us because we have no respect for her even though that last part is true. (Privately, I tell people I’m doing performance art.) Of course, that inevitably opens me up to some idiot saying I only post pictures of Kim because my parent company has a partnership deal with her website, and not because she’s one of the most Googled cow-person on the planet with her tits hanging out. Which is like walking into McDonald’s and asking why they serve French Fries. People love shoving shit that’s terrible for them into their faces. It’s what defines us as a species.

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    These two always look so HAPPY together!
    (starts fake typing like gay guy in “Airplane”)

  2. Greg

    She has breast like Ron Jeremy.

  3. dennis

    I do believe she’s been seen in France more times than she’s been seen holding her baby.

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    Beer Baron
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    I’d do coke off her tits too! You go, Kanye!

  5. all hating aside, she really is NOT an attractive woman. I gave hot points to friggin’ Casey Anthony, so I don’t discriminate in the looks department. this fuckin’ Kardashikow – UGLY as fuck. especially with no make up. She looks like Akhenaten. look it up.

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    eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Kanye West Stephane Rolland Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    “But why do so many of your faith seem to hate America so much?!?”

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Kanye West Stephane Rolland Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    looks more like a veiny, strange udder than a breast

    • Pickle Nose

      No, that’s what (a very large) breast looks like. This must be the first one that you’ve seen that hasn’t been airbrushed by the Hustler editors.

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    I can’t stop walking! Her gravity is dragging me along!

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Kanye West Stephane Rolland Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    “Does your butt lactate too? Cause something looks engorged to me.”

  11. she should srsly consider getting a little work done to her face.

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    Freebie
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    She needs a better hairpiece. Too obvious

  13. Moo. Fat and ugly, so who the fuck wants to see her udders? Die already, you diseased ogre.

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    Nothing photo-shopped on that ass. that reminds me is there buffalo running in yellowstone, yes and there is one loose in Paris.

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    Freebie
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    Way too much filler in her face

  16. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    ” People love shoving shit that’s terrible for them into their faces.
    It’s what defines us as a species.”

    Bravo, Fish. You’ve summed up the world in general, and this site in particular, in two sentences

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kim, look out! He’s getting away!

  18. “Honey, why do I always have to look so done up? We’re about to board a private jet, can’t I wear something more comfortable?”

    “You remember what happened the last time you wore sweatpants around me.”

    “Yeah, you got super turned on and wouldn’t stop calling me Riccardo…”

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    Meshuggah Tits
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    “Sir! How many times has Kim had to shove her teat back in that hideous silver motorcycle cover?”

  20. suck it

    Moooo.

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    Hey Kim, you’re not a model.

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    Scott Disick
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    grandma butt

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Kanye West Stephane Rolland Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Why aren’t people commenting?!?!? I want to read funny stuff!!!

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    Cock Dr
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    It took 6 acres of white satin to drape those buttocks.

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    I, for one, hope that these two stay together forever. Because as long as they’re together, he’ll keep making her wear shit like this. What a couple of asshats.

  26. alex

    I love it. They are circling the bowl on their way down the drain. Couldn’t hate her more.

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    Ginger Failed
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    She’s starting to dress like a young David Bowie.

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    Ginger Failed
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    Kanye is so evil. No woman would willingly wear this.

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    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Sex symbol. Right.
    More like disgusting, engorged hobbit ass.

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    CuriousTroll
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    That silicon has gotten so hard it’s about to fall off. Think of all the silicon nutrients the baby gets!

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    Meshuggah Tits
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    Outfit inspired by a Muppets® episode of Pigs in Space.

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    BunBrida
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    wow.. hideous

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    Ralph
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    Hmmm, She is getting rounder and rounder. Soon large coats and big purses will not be enough.

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    Dr. Jones
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    Silver satin jumpsuit, check. Diamonque choker, check. Lab coat to pull it all together, check.

  35. Robb7

    And Kanye thinks this POS deserves a Vogue cover!!

  36. Cher X

    What’s with all the white clothes all the time. Black is slimming girl. It’s black that’s slimming…

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    Mama Pinkys
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    nasty

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she’s feeling to see if her breast is as frozen as her face

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    Mama Pinkus
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    Cameltoe gone wild

  40. JO JO

    I find it funny tha Kanye wont let her wear her weaves anymore.

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    nick
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    whore likes black dicks

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    Guso
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    Some needs to change her diaper, it’s starting to smell

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    Guso
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    Some one needs to change her diaper, it’s starting to smell

  44. Did you guys see the new pictures of Bruce Jenner? He looks more like Courteney Cox than she does.

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    ashanty
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    I can see the foundation all the way to the collar bone.

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    Xandra
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    That time Kanye was awarded with a life size VMAs award.

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    Kim Kardashina
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    Diaper ass.

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    Lord Helmet
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    Is it just me or as time goes forward Kanye’s face looks more and more sour in pictures.

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    nobody's second cousin
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    OMG you can SEE the edge of the boob implant. Gross!

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    nobody's second cousin
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    What a horrid, wrinkled, stupid getup.

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