Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus
“Hmm. Needs more dead guy on a cross…”
As part of the deal for her Super Bowl commercial, Internet ass-monster Kim Kardashian answered fans question on T-Mobile’s Twitter account. And naturally these questions were deep, philosophical inquiries into the human condition like, “Who would you totes take a selfie with?” And apparently the answer to that question is Jesus. Kim Kardashian would take a selfie with Jesus. The Jesus. Via Us Magazine:
— T-Mobile (@TMobile) February 2, 2015
If you’re wondering why the hell Kim Kardashian would pick Jesus, she’s a fucking idiot. Also I’m assuming she heard about the one made out of pee. I don’t know who told her, but she was eventually going to find out. There’s nothing we could do to stop it.