Kim Kardashian Wants To Press Charges Against Flour Bomber Now

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2012

Probably because the whole thing looks exactly like the publicity stunt it was if she doesn’t, Kim Kardashian is now telling the media she plans to press charges against the woman who threw flour- PPBBBBLTTTTTT PBBLLLLLLLLT PBLTT Fap Fap Fap Fap PPPPBLLLLLLLTTTTTT PBLLT PBLTTTT ARGLE BLARGLE I hope Kris Jenner gave you all AIDS during childbirth Blip Blap.

(Sorry, I wasn’t quite sure what the onomatopoeia for a grown, 32-year-old man simultaneously making fart sounds while pretending to jerk off for 30 minutes was, so I took my best shot.)

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