Kim Kardashian Wants To Press Charges Against Flour Bomber Now

March 26th, 2012 // 59 Comments
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Probably because the whole thing looks exactly like the publicity stunt it was if she doesn’t, Kim Kardashian is now telling the media she plans to press charges against the woman who threw flour- PPBBBBLTTTTTT PBBLLLLLLLLT PBLTT Fap Fap Fap Fap PPPPBLLLLLLLTTTTTT PBLLT PBLTTTT ARGLE BLARGLE I hope Kris Jenner gave you all AIDS during childbirth Blip Blap.

(Sorry, I wasn’t quite sure what the onomatopoeia for a grown, 32-year-old man simultaneously making fart sounds while pretending to jerk off for 30 minutes was, so I took my best shot.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, GSI Media

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, if only she could see how retarded she looks from behind for herself … skinny jeans, GIGANTIC ASS, sky-high heels ? Like I said … retarded.

  2. ZZZ

    Well, of course! It was SO damn obvious that they set the whole thing up, and once again got caught (like the wedding). She has to press charges to make it seem like it wasn’t her or Kris’s idea. They are not so great at thinking ahead.

  3. Randal

    I can’t imagine the feelings of fear Kim must be going through day to day since that vicious attack. Not only for herself but also her family. Kim may have been the recipient of this hate crime but the entire Kardashian family and brand will feel its effects for quite some time.

    Only time will tell if Kim shifts toward avoidance behavioral coping that some victims adopt, removing herself from events, parties and social media for fear of a second attack.

    Pressing charges will only help her move forward.

    Randal

    • Pound for Pound

      Taking this Randal thing too far Kourtney.

    • Gwen

      “Vicious attack” SERIOUSLY…. a child getting raped by a pedophile is a vicious attack… Ridiculous

      • Jack Ketch

        It’s a joke, Gwen. Fuck off, Randal, lol.

      • Angie

        A boy can get raped too, you know. Why do you think we have a Catholic church? Sexist.

      • Pyle

        Males cannot get raped, do not argue.

      • Kim Heechul's Yeojachingoo

        So forced anal penetration by an adult male on a little boy is not rape? What is it then?

      • Angie

        An involutary penis ride then?

      • grobpilot

        Gwen, you must excuse Randal. He ocassionally gets out of his room without his helmet and bumps his head. He’s like our special little brother whom we don’t speak about. We feed him and try to keep him off the computer but he’s a devious little shit and gets around us sometimes. That being said, you need to calm down just a little. Have a good day.

    • Angie

      I couldn’t agree more, Randal. It is obvious our greatest American Icon, Kim Kardashian, is in danger from these jealous whackos! Could terrorists be next. Could Al-quadeh, right now, at this very moment, be planning an attack on America’s greatest treasure? My God, just the thought of it makes me visibly shake with both anger and fear! The President must appoint secret service to protect this precious jewel. Email or write the President immediately! This great country cannot afford another gut wrenching loss!

  4. Neal

    Is this the same flour bomber that threw that white powder all over Lindsay Lohan’s shoes?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      And the stuff Seacrest took a bath in at the Oscars?
      I hope they scoop it up and reuse it. With Hazmat gloves on.

  5. Whaaa-fecking-whaaaa!

  6. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s about time someone stood up for the celebrities that get viciously assaulted while on the red carpet. What is this world coming to when you make a sex tape, fake a marriage, take 90% of the donations made to the charity in your name, showcase your life on television just to be used by some animal rights activist. Screw the animals, they don’t watch E! anyway.

  7. rantatonne

    I doubt it was a publicity stunt. I think her mom is calculating enough to test the waters with the whole ‘no- charges thing’ and after seeing that it was dying down rather fast and/or enough people were supporting litigation she decides to do this.

    • Yeah, because the outrage that everyone’s feeling over the Trayvon Martin shooting has opened Kris Jenner’s eyes to other unredressed, but just as compelling, injustices. Because not all the combined Niobe-like tears that she, and every other mother who’d arranged for their attention whore daughter to be flourbombed without getting the press they though they’d get, has shed will ever cleanse that powder from the carpet, and America is clearly aware of that and is supportive.

  8. alex

    Just the fact that the first thing people assume is that this is a set-up says their star is falling. No. Plummeting.

    Awful, awful human beings. Karma is a bitch and if anyone has it coming, its these fame whores.

    I felt a warm tingle the other day watching Spencer and Heidi filling up their car at the gas station. He was not a happy guy. His villain character has turned into a real-life story in being pathetic. The Kardashians’ have more cash than they could blow in a lifetime but don’t fret because there are other “falling from grace” moments in their futures. Guaranteed.

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that zipper begged for mercy when she laid down to get those pants on. “Please, please Miss Kim, don’t do this to me!” That’s a body born for the elastic waistband.

  11. LJ

    So instead of the $5,000 she paid the girl to keep her mouth shut after the “flour bombing”, she’ll give her $50,000 to keep her mouth shut after “pressing charges”. It’s not like the girl will go to jail, after all it’s LA. Since the family made $65 Million last year, what’s $50K for a little positive press.

  12. kimmer

    Wow. No comment on the flour thing, but those pants are like 2 sizes too small.

  13. Richard McBeef

    Let’s see if we can push this far enough that it gets sanitized again.

    -1 fish

  14. The Royal Penis

    The flour was a precursor to dough so that Kim was ready to have sex without further explanation of how/where.

    She should be appreciative.

  15. Frank Burns

    Give her a break, Kim, powdered urine is hard to find.

  16. Bought and Paid For

    Just sayin if I threw flour on Kim Kardashian I’d be on the Today Show, Anderson Cooper, Good Morning America, Conan, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Gallon, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Show with Steven Colbert, Fannies Sit Down with Fanny in Montanna, Kyles News with Kyle in Minnesota and anything on the Weather Channel because I gotta keep it real.

    Makes me wonder why the biggest celebrity of the month, the flour bomber isn’t getting the fame she deserves. I wonder why?

  17. cagster

    FFS…would have killed the perp to use Anthrax?

  18. WPdaddy

    Yeah why not? You cant just do what you want. That is how we want to have it.

    WPdaddy

  19. A Girl

    Go back to Netherland Ranch!

  20. wesr

    Dollars to donuts that no prosecution will result from this. Where is the culprit? It will fade. This was another Kardashian scam.

  21. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Dumb Bitch is worried about some flour dumped on her fake hair but yet she has no problem with that nasty huge,ugly,sick looking ass,, If it weren’t for Paris Hilton the bitch would still be sorting out closets for the rich,HAHAHA

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time you had Kim walking out of a Sheraton and called it “church,” I thought Photo Boy had messed up. But, no, it turns out that Kim’s church meets at a Sheraton. So, first of all, my apologies to Photo Boy for insinuating that he couldn’t tell the difference between a church and a three-star hotel.

    Now, some of you may be wondering if Kim’s such a good Christian, and good Christians tithe 10% to their church (and Kim says she does), why, with all her millions, her church still has to meet in a goddamn Sheraton every Sunday. But when I tell you that her church WAS CO-FOUNDED BY KRIS JENNER, it all becomes clear: Kris has found a way for her whores to pay their madam (“pimp-momma”? whatever) under the guise of religious tribute. Bravo, Kris. And everyone thought Kim’s wedding farce was your greatest sacrilege.

    I’m not really kidding here. The Kardashians are supposed to be giving this church millions, but it can’t afford a place of its own and its amateur-ass website looks like this: http://www.lifechangecommunity.org/ I’d suggest Fish pursue this, but, y’know, Buzzmedia, compromised, etc. But I’d be surprised if we didn’t hear more about this sham (scam?) somewhere down the line.

    • Blue Balls

      Oh for sure. By pushing a percentage of their earnings under the guise of religion, it becomes non-taxable, so they’ve essentially found a safe place to put money aside, tax free.

      And as long as the site continues to get money for posting blah-blah people in the industry, we’ll continue to see and read fake stories about this woman and any others on the funding list.

    • Richard McBeef

      just be content she’s not going to the Co$

      • Blue Balls

        We all should be, otherwise you, myself and the rest of the readers would suddenly have to read Co$ advertisement banners or worse, daily posts of Kim doing visits selling her perfume. I think a good majority of readers understand it’s no longer witty and slanderous remarks that make this site as it once was. Now it’s all about the money they receive. If that wasn’t true, the previous Kim Kardashian flour bomb in the face article would not have been censored.

        Perhaps in the next entry, we can discuss the horrible plot and acting of the sponsored Brooklyn 11223 post. Oh, the censoring that would happen then!

  23. KateinVA

    Kim is way too vain to have approved a stunt that covered her in flour at a public appearance. Also, ‘I hope Kris Jenner gave you all AIDS during childbirth’? Really? People pay you to write this crap?

    • Richard McBeef, MD

      I know right? You don’t pass on AIDS to your children during childbirth. You give them HIV, which if we were lucky would progress to full blown AIDS.

    • Anonymous

      What’s vanity got to do with anything? Especially from a chick whose “career” got started being Paris H BFF and sucking Ray J’s dick.

      Flour in her hair isn’t the worst thing she’s had in her hair or on her clothes.

  24. El Jefe

    Yep, press charges against the person people consider a national hero. That should work out as well as the fake marriage.

  25. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    if only that woman would have thrown something innocuous on kim, like piss

  26. Since the flour attack is well documented, if Kim does decide to press charges, winning a conviction should be a piece of cake.

  27. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Hit the deck!!!!! It’s fixin’ to blow!!!!!!

  28. MEnotYOU

    She got flour bombed? I just thought Lindsay Lohan sneezed on her!

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    KimK-Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad the lady didn’t hit this Bitch with a brick, it would have been so much cooler! I hope the woman gets off with a warning for only “embarrassing” the fucking Slut!

    Fuck You Kim!

  30. Seethroughyou

    The flour bit was as phony as her wedding. If you notice when kk is fading from the spot light something dramatic always happens to her.

  31. matt in nz

    Fxxk me that is on super-sized arse! A good advertisemnent for the strength of the seat of those jeans though

  32. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    LALA
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn this bitch looks like sherbet exploded and she decided to wear it as an outfit. BTW does anyone else notice her ass is getting way bigger and it looks ridiculous? She’s so plastic now she should have left herself alone.

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    blurpy
    Commented on this photo:

    I can HEAR those pants stretching

  34. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    yomomma
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m a fat ass and my ass looks waaaay better than that!

  35. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the theme – her PowerBait colored outfit goes great with her nasty Fish Lips. Was the hook Photoshopped out of this pic?

  36. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    Carole
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she not know how ridiculous she looks with that huge ass!

  37. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    Strong legs

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Church
    blowdog
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s no moon.

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