Oh, Yeah, Anna Wintour Made The Right Call

March 26th, 2014 // 49 Comments
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Now that Kim Kardashian‘s on the cover of Vogue, she’s theoretically “made it,” and shouldn’t have to resort to tricks like walking around New York in a see-through dress now that she’s a member of the fashion elite. Except wearing respectable clothing won’t give her a cheap and easy shot of attention thanks to undersexed bloggers going, “Ooh, underwear!” like clockwork before pleasuring themselves into an Empire Strikes Back collector mug. Or so people tell me. So here she is walking to Late Night With Seth Meyers yesterday while making sure everyone knows Anna Wintour is senile now. A fact not lost on Naomi Campbell who somehow used words to express her disbelief instead of a flying phone to the face, so clearly this is an impostor:

h/t Gossip Cop

Photos: AKM/GSI

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  1. Looks like someone made a dress out of the doilies my grandmother used to drape over the arms and back of her couch. ( I had to look up “doilies” on google to make sure I had the right word)

  2. Robb7

    Well, aside from the fact it was 33 degrees in NYC yesterday — she looks like her usual sack of couture shit!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    What a fat, miserable bitch.

  4. the gut fat hanging over the granny panties in pic 1 is HILARIOUS.

    don’t watch the monsters.

  5. Kim Kardashian Underwear See-Through Late Night Seth Meyers
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s so sad when whales get caught in fishing nets.

  6. it had to be said

    Note to self: never use the Empire Strikes Back collector mug at Fish’s place.

  7. anonymous

    She looks (and probably smells) like a old sausage in that outfit.

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    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahaha…..her instagram photos picture her as rocking abs but her candid on the street pics show differently.

    Her lying ass she could fit into her teenage sister’s bikini.

  9. Abso-freakin’-lutely-freakin’ disgusting, no talent cow.

  10. Kim Kardashian Underwear See-Through Late Night Seth Meyers
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how hard everyone tried to explain the hobbit just couldn’t understand why the elf dresses never fit her correctly. No one had the heartlessness required to simply say “You can’t wear the elves clothes, elves don’t have hindquarters the size of a hippo”.

  11. And when she’s done with that outfit, the army’s going to use it to camouflage a C-5 Galaxy in the desert.

  12. Dox

    Ah yes, on the cutting edge of hobbit fashion.
    Next week, she teaches us the art of turning grandma’s table cloth into elegant evening wear.

  13. Mitch

    So what is Vogue doing? They’re morphing out of fashion and into a livestock trade rag.

  14. The commenters here are, as usual, mentally unstable. You may hate *her* but that doesn’t change her physical appearance. She isn’t fat by any means unless you have some sort of psychological problem – I’m sure most of you do. Rather she’s pretty incredible looking and curvacious, pretty deliciously sexy.

    She’s completely unhappy tho and it’s here that will concede this point – the cause, in fact: there *is* something wrong with anyone who would actually marry maximum mega-arrogant-idiot, Kanye Moron.

    • Dox

      Fat? No.
      Body Dysmorphic? Yes.
      An Icon of fashion, deserving of a vogue cover? Not even close.

      A no talent fame whore, whose sole contribution to society was convincing little girls everywhere that all they had to do to gain celebrity status was give up an semblance of ethics or morals and become a vapid, self serving, arrogant twat? Absolutely.

      On the positive side, she did prove that hobbits are real.

      • SRM

        Dox, Kate Upton is no where near an icon of fashion (just a big pair of almost droopy tits) and she got a Vogue cover. I don’t like Kim at all, and I’m in no way defending her cover, but maybe we can all agree that maybe Wintour needs to get her head checked. She’s literally scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

    • Well, Athr, what a burden life must be, constantly diagnosing complete strangers with psychiatric disorders. Might I suggest you step away from the DSM-IV for a few moments, and take the time to learn spelling, punctuation, and grammar?

    • lol

      She is fat, I’m sure her BMI places her in that category.
      You can even see the thick layer of blubber covering her body, which lacks any muscle definition. Yuck.

  15. Bane

    She’s got that robot face down pat. She looks like something from Madame Tussauds that someone is rolling around.

  16. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    As embarrassed as I am to chime in on a Kardashian post, I just had to ask… Can we get a flashmob, informed by the papparazzi, to show up where she is going to be so they can loudly moo and talk about suddenly smelling rapper piss? Can someone get 4chan on this shit?

  17. HiVal Imiss You!

    I wonder how much of her wealth Kim had to pay Anna W. to put her on the cover. Oh I know that’s not how Vouge works but Kanye and Kim aren’t working with a full deck so new rules need to be applied…What a laughing stock. She sold herself to us as a laughing stock!

  18. Yup

    She. Looks. Hideous.

    Where’s that paid whoretrashian blogger who kept posting replies on the original thread on this website about these 2 douche-tards getting on the cover of Vogue? I’d love to read her comments regarding these pics about how “kim & kanye have influenced American pop culture with their elegant sense of style”…

  19. Sardonic

    Heading out in costume to the GWAR lead singer replacement audition.

  20. MobyDick

    Whale. Fishing Net.

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    Wily
    Commented on this photo:

    I, along with millions of Americans, am utterly fascinated with all-things-Kardashian.

    Kim reigns as a Princess (of sorts).

    However, back in the 1950s, there was a Television (look it up) show called “Mr. Ed.” It involved a talking horse, of all things! I looked up the show and discovered the lyrics to the television show’s theme song were strangely prescient.

    Here they are:

    *****

    A horse is a horse, of course of course,
    and no one can talk to a horse of course,
    that is of course, unless the horse,
    Is the famous Mister Ed!

    Go right to the source and ask the horse.
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    He’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mister Ed.

    People yak-it-ti-yak a streak
    and waste your time of day,
    but Mister Ed will never speak,
    unless he has something to say…

    A horse is a horse, of course of course,
    And this one will talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?
    Well, listen to this…

    I am Mister Ed

  22. Here’s how this goes:

    Look at me.

    Look at ME!

    LOOK AT ME!!!

    I want my privacy.

  23. kery

    She is a fat ass ugly bitch. Her body isn’t fit at all. ;P

  24. BE

    What the fuss? Anna Wintour the direction of fashion declared slutty is chic. Next logical move, KK on the cover…

  25. BE

    And kudos to Kim for her “phat” is fabulous dress. Raiding Grandma’s linen closet for a dress that goes with her Grandma underwear.

  26. BE

    Guess KK is trying to show the world that she’s got her pre-baby body back. Problem is, that’s been her body all along. It’s amazing how low physical standards (for porn) have gotten.

  27. BE

    Makes me think Kayne West is gay. Beard Ho!

  28. Softy

    Her sense of style and fashion has plummeted since getting with Kayne.

    KIM STOP LETTING THE BLIND GAY RAPPER DRESS YOU HES FUCKING IT UP!

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    Naomi
    Commented on this photo:

    vogue funeral ; wear black

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    Mary Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Short fat Idiot believes her photo shopping,
    Dresses like a Whore .

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    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    Horrible choice Anna
    This trash is built for cleaning Paris Hiltons floors.

  32. What on earth is with the granny panties?? Those things are almost up to her freakin neck!

  33. Sarahxyz

    I don’t have any hate to Kim – she built an empire out of being a strong, smart woman who can market her brand better than most of them. More power to you, Girl!

  34. Indianabluejeans

    200 lbs of manure in a 50 lb bag.

  35. THIS is what Ms. Wintour claims she “made the decision HERSELF” to have on the cover of VOGUE magazine. We’re not talking The Source or Hip Hop Weekly or Black Men’s magazine, Hustler, etc., we’re talking VOGUE MAGAZINE, The ELITE fashion magazine. I still wonder what possessed Ms. Wintour to have this trashbag & her sidekick on the cover of VOGUE!! Look at her!!! She looks absolutely RIDICULOUS in that grey/green see thru dress, with black granny panties & black bra underneath, where you can see her FUNKY AZZ right thru that dress, & she wore it all with some GOLD LACE UP PEEP TOE SHOES & A BLACK LEATHER JACKET!!! is this btich SERIOUS?? And she’s going to meet with Ms. Wintour. Wearing THIS. I swear if THIS doesn’t make Ms. Wintour’s senile absent DUMB AZZ realize how much of a MISTAKE SHE MADE by posting this attention WH(0)RE & her BIG LOUD MOUTH ARROGANT SICKENING BOYFRIEND on the cover of Vogue. we may as well bury this old btich in her grave NOW. Her time is UP. That dress Kim is wearing in these pictures looks COMPLETELY WH(0)RISH & as usual, like she’s begging & SO DESPERATE for attention that she’d leave her house looking as ridiculous as she does in that VERY UGLY DRESS.

  36. Her hips are also WIDE AZ FCUK. We all know Kanye BEGGED OR PAID for that dmn cover. It just PISSES ME OFF that somebody like HER can be looked at as a “fashion icon” now, bcz somebody ELSE persuaded SOMEBODY ELSE, to put her on the cover of a magazine as reputable as Vogue. In addition, she looks unhappy & I hope she IS SO UNHAPPY that she eats herself into a STIFF COMA. Serves her right. Remember those pictures she took of herself & posted on Instagram?? She LOOKED “slim & trim”, showing off her AZZ, well word got around that she photoshopped those pictures. And looking at THESE pictures, I believe them. She looks NOTHING like the slim/trim btich “high-azzin” her way into people’s faces & she covered her GUT with her arms & hands either MOST or THE ENTIRE TIME she was on the Seth talk show. She’s hiding her GUT. So what happened? I thought she was all slim & trimmed down now & lost all this weight as SHE claimed SHE DID ALL BY HERSELF??? And p.s., KIM HAD LIPOSUCTION ON HER THIGHS & HAD THE DOCTOR TAKE THE FAT FROM HER THIGHS & SURGICALLY “ADD” IT TO HER AZZ. She also had a BOOB JOB. One of her ex-husbands paid for it all. And if you look at pics of her AZZ in 2006 and then in 2010, BIG DIFFERENCE. This BTICH is SUCH A GOTDMN FRAUD & PHONY. And I hope Anna Wintour SUFFOCATES IN REGRET for posting this trashbag sham & her deluded sickening sell-out jackazz boyfriend on the cover of Vogue.

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