Kim Kardashian Told Khloe To Divorce Lamar Because It’s ‘Hurting The Brand’

October 3rd, 2013 // 33 Comments
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Kim Kardashian has been divorced twice, once for real, second for sport, so it’s only natural that she’d tell Khloe to divorce Lamar Odom. Even more so when you realize their unholy Sasquatch/human union is costing the family money which was the entire point of the whole thing. Via Radar:

“Khloe was at momager Kris Jenner‘s house, and Kim just lit into her about how much Lamar was hurting their bottom line and creating so much negative publicity. Kim can’t understand why Khloe hasn’t dumped Lamar because he is showing absolutely no desire to go to rehab,” a family insider told Radar.
“The headlines surrounding Lamar’s womanizing and drug addiction are tacky according to Kim, and she doesn’t want to be associated with it. Khloe has maintained that she isn’t ready to pull the plug on their marriage. The last thing Khloe needs is her family turn on her. Khloe left the house in tears.”

This is actually smart advice because if there’s one thing Kim Kardashian knows, it’s protecting the brand. Just look at how she’s made such careful, calculated decisions for the well-being of the family by not shamelessly divorcing Kris Humphries only 72 days after selling their wedding special, or not immediately getting knocked up by Kanye West who ironically sings a song about gold-digging. You gotta be savvy, Chewie.

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  1. Inner Retard

    How do Kim and Khloe even talk to each other?! They are completely different species. One is a sasquatch the other a cow.

  2. Cock Dr

    Yes, Khloe needs to dump that husband and find a photogenic African American athlete/entertainer so that she can make a sex tape for accidental internet release.
    I think that’s probably on page one of the K klan “Guide to Internet Stardom”.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Nipples No Bra Kylie Jenner Hooker Boots
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    That’s the look of a young woman who’s shoplifting something.

  4. Kim needs to shut the fuck up and go away. The hypocrisy is coming off of her in waves like the force in the Star Wars films.

  5. I feel bad for Khloe. (don’t attack me?)

  6. This really puts things in perspective. If getting pissed on is what created your brand, how bad has something got to be to ruin it??

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    It’s basketball season. Shouldn’t they be polishing Laker dicks and saving the family brand?

  8. kim is right.
    lamar is bad for the family brand and all you have to do is look at the stats.
    kartrashian urinal sales have plumetted.

  9. kunta kinte


  10. JO JO

    thats funny the best thing that happened to that “brand” was Khloe and Lamars seemingly normal relationship and her lack of urgency to “get out of her marriage” makes her seem more normal. Marriage should not be a publicity stunt and if people truly love eachother then they fight to fix their problems. i alwo think its hilarious that the Sex tape, Vapid, Pregnant while married to another man, whildeewhore is dishing out advice at all>>> PUH-LEASE

  11. I don’t anything this scumbag family does shocks anyone anymore. I am sure they have had family discussions on how they can can into the White House and somehow make a sex tape with Obama, you know they have.

  12. Lamar

    “Tacky” said the Blonde Armenian.

  13. SM

    Kim Kardashian is the last person that should ever talk about shattering an image. Albeit Kanye was an egotistical douchebag before they got together officially, at least he had his own fanbase- since he has been so closely linked with her his sales are down and he has been alienated by many of his closest followers. Her crappy sense of style while pregnancy and her sham marriage has made them into a bigger joke than Khloe’s marriage problems.

  14. logan

    I saw their “Brand” in Sears. It was on the 50% off rack and no one was even looking. If they had a scent called “Our Brand” it would smell like scank. Their brand has been around for decades, you can find it on any corner in any town.

  15. brian

    I think Khloe should disappear with Lamar and cut off all ties with her “family” and Hollywood. The best way to get their shit together is to do it “cold turkey”, together, without any outside influences. If she truly wants to save his life, she’ll think about him instead of her evil family.

  16. Robb7

    When things get tough, the kunts go shopping.

  17. I think it is funny how Kim Kardashian thinks ANYTHING can affect her “bottom line”. There is plenty of that to go around.

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    Beer Baron
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    Ok! I get your point!

  19. Khloe Kardashian Nipples No Bra Kylie Jenner Hooker Boots
    Beer Baron
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    Emperor Palpatine pictured in the rear.

  20. The Kardashian “brand” is a black penis with a K, that is burned in their hindquarters in case those cows wander off the farm.

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    Looks like she tried to shave her legs with a Ginsu Knife.

  22. Coatwithpuffysleeves

    They are married, one of the many definitions of which means forever.

  23. lilgrandma

    They did it themselfs b/c the are fake and spoil and most of all so selffish! And they are so ugly anymore.They show should be call The fake and spoil fake bicthes!!kim should stay home and be a mom she too ugly and old looking now!

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    The Prenup
    Commented on this photo:

    In the case of a split, she was demanding $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care, and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family. Greedy family!

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