Aww, Is Someone Jealous of Kylie?

With the unveiling of the new 2015 Kylie, Kris Jenner is well within legal rights to strip Kim Kardashian for parts. The fact that she hasn’t and Kim is running around trying to compete with her replacement is a clear sign of weakness which is why we have to attack now. I’ll need a team to distract Khloe with a dead rabbit, and another one to give Kourtney a salad then ask her a question. Just one question. She’ll be busy for hours.

“It’s like… Scott… *moves salad around with fork* … he just like… doesn’t like get it, you know? *stabs one solitary leaf of lettuce with fork, slowly puts in mouth, chews* … I mean… like… what do you like do when like… I dunno… like… *stabs another leaf of lettuce with fork, slowly puts in mouth, chews* … you don’t like get it, you know? … It’s not like you’re gonna like… *stabs another leaf of lettuce with fork, slowly puts in mouth, chews* … wake up and like get it… like you know?”

Holy shit, I slit my own wrists just typing that. MEDIC.

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