Kim Kardashian Tied Up And Robbed At Gunpoint In Paris
[Ed. Note: No, they didn’t take her clothes. These are from before the robbery. She did this on purpose.]
Armed gunmen broke into Kim Kardashian’s Paris apartment, taped her mouth shut and stole more than $10 million in jewelry and the emergency rippled quickly all the way to New York … where Kanye bolted from the stage mid-concert.
There were 5 gunmen, posing as cops, who threatened the concierge and made him open the door to her room.
Our sources say at least 2 gunmen bound and gagged Kim with handcuffs and tape and then put her in the bathtub. We’re told Kim begged them to spare her life, telling them she had babies at home.
From all accounts, despite having an entourage and the majority of her family in Paris, Kim Kardashian was somehow alone in the room and thankfully without the children, so letting a stranger raise her kids really paid off big time. Props.
As of this post, Kim has left Paris on a private jet to the U.S. Meanwhile, anyone in the vicinity of Kris Jenner should be on the alert for flash flooding because this has to be goddamn Khristmas for her. – Shit broke on CNN! – I mean, my God, someone might actually accuse Donald Trump of orchestrating this to distract from his tax returns (and/or a general assault on big butts because he hates them). Or maybe they’ll say it was Taylor Swift! Oh no, it’s happening again… GET TO HIGH GROUND!