Kim Kardashian Thought Leather Pants Were a Good Idea

Here’s Kim Kardashian shopping in West Hollywood yesterday where she clearly wasn’t spotted by her usual paparazzi because they took pictures of her ass that she somehow fit into leather pants. Although, I guarantee if she stayed in the sun long enough, you’d start hearing butter sizzle followed by the bell on Khloe’s collar as she speeds around the corner. “Down, boy, down! Oh, God, she smells me cooking. I need a chair and a whip now! Sit, Khloe, sit. Now rollover. Yes, that’s a good Sasquatch. Who wants that tummy rub? Who wants it? That’s right you do. Ooh, who’s a good Sassy Boy?”

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News